Chapter 4 Touching Porcelain!
After Lin Haizhi left, Gu Chenfeng spent five taels of silver to borrow a ladder from the little eunuch, and then climbed to the roof with the mud he had just reconciled.
"I want to go back by the wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the height is not good (seng) cold!" Gu Chenfeng stood in a good mood and squatted on it, facing a hole in the head of the ancestor is two big mud down, "Little three and one pair are cool, right?
"What's cool, you've got two pieces of nonsense, and one is missing. ”
When did this little eunuch climb up? Didn't he say that five taels of silver for an hour would be a big deal of effort? Alas, where did the concept of time come from in a barbarian land without watches and telephones!
Gu Chenfeng looked at the half of the roof that had just been repaired, or not, he and the grandfather were on the left and right, half of the shops were spread, and the old men were crowded together, enough was enough!
"Wait, I'll go down with you. Gu Chenfeng poured the last bit of mud in the bucket in one fell swoop in line with the principle of not wasting it, and muttered as he poured it: "There should be no rain on Master Zu's face now!"
"Isn't there still half of it that hasn't been made up?" The little eunuch pointed to the other half and walked towards Gu Chenfeng, Gu Chenfeng was afraid that he would trample on the fruits of his labor, so he hurriedly greeted him, "Don't, don't, don't come here!"
said that it was too late, and just when Gu Chenfeng was about to successfully stop the little eunuch, a "Hey~ah!" The little eunuch fell to the ground in response.
"How about it, you didn't fall, did you?" Gu Chenfeng instinctively went to help the little eunuch.
"Thank you. The little eunuch didn't stand up immediately, but grabbed Gu Chenfeng's arm tightly and asked with a smile, "What's your name?"
"Gu Chenfeng, my name is Gu Chenfeng!"
"Oh. The little eunuch nodded, and then suddenly shouted behind Gu Chenfeng: "Come on, come out! Gu Chenfeng tripped me!"
I'll it, which one is this TM playing?!
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The next moment, Gu Chenfeng was surrounded by the little eunuchs on the roof.
WC, touch porcelain!
Gu Chenfeng glanced at the sunset on the horizon, and his heart was galloping!
"We're not hard for you. The little eunuch always kept smiling, "There is a mass grave in the palace, and there is no place for our brothers to be buried when they die, and the underworld will not accept it, and it will not be possible to reincarnate, so we can only stay in the world and be lonely ghosts." ”
"I'm not familiar with the underworld!" Gu Chenfeng hurriedly clarified.
"As long as you bury our brother's corpses, the underworld will naturally accept them. ”
"You can be reincarnated after being buried?"
The little eunuch nodded, Gu Chenfeng finally knew why those things hit his bicycle! Emotions are different paths, and ghosts have to use this way to find someone to do things......
Two days later.
The moon was dark and the wind was high, and in the dead of night, Lin Haizhi came to the cold palace with a jar of good wine brewed by himself.
"Coming?" Gu Chenfeng stood by the well and looked into the well, Lin Haizhi was suddenly frightened, "The third watch doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing here? What about Master Zu? Woke up? Oh, no, did you sleep?"
"Hmm. Gu Chen continued to look at the well without looking back, Lin Haizhi was curious, and stepped forward to ask, "Chenfeng, what are you looking at?"
"Look at the water. ”
"What's so nice about water?" Lin Haizhi had a bad premonition in his heart.
"What's so delicious about crayfish?" Gu Chenfeng turned his head sideways and asked, Lin Haizhi hesitated, "What is a crayfish?
"What do you say?" Gu Chenfeng crossed his arms, looking like he was rejecting people thousands of miles away, Lin Haizhi thought about it, raised the wine jar and shook it in front of Gu Chenfeng, "Exclusively brewed, comparable to immortal wine, taste it." ”
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In the east corner of the courtyard wall, Gu Chenfeng and Lin Haizhi sat on the ground.
"Do you say that Master Zu has an opinion about me?" Gu Chenfeng drank a big bowl very sadly, "As soon as you left that day, Master Zu woke up, and I wondered if he was not the prince, so I called him His Royal Highness the Prince." ”
"That's right. ”
"But Master Zu said that I was mocking him, and said that I was flattering by serving him tea and water!"
"Ah, this one. Lin Haizhi stopped talking.
"Although the peacocks are all males, can I be a big man who is guilty of flattering my grandfather?!" Gu Chenfeng drank a big bowl again.
"It's also unlucky! Not long after Master Zu woke up, it started to rain outside, but fortunately, the two little eunuchs guarding the door were quite righteous, collected the money, and ran to find us food without an umbrella!"
"Did Master Zu eat it?" Lin Haizhi was angry about the previous rice porridge incident.
"It would be nice if he was willing to eat it!" Speaking of this, Gu Chenfeng was angry, "You said that the rice that the little eunuch protects with his body can be salty?"
There was a sentence between Lin Haizhi's eyes: Should it be salty or not?
"When Master Zu saw me bring a bowl of rice in, he said it was salty!"
"And what do you say?"
"Salty? Gu Chenfeng's face showed a sense of confidence, "I put the rice on hold until the next morning without saying a word!" and then tell him ......"
Gu Chenfeng paused, and Lin Haizhi stepped forward and asked, "What?"
"Salty, it's been diluted by time!"
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Master Zu has met an opponent this time! Lin Haizhi secretly rejoiced, "What's the matter with the crayfish?"
"It's not the red apricot that is to blame!" Gu Chenfeng pointed to the big dirt pit dug earlier, Lin Haizhi moved two steps forward and looked, good guy, it was dark!
"Isn't this a big insect that is harming the people's crops? Why did you come to the palace?" Could it be that it crawled in from the lotus pond outside the courtyard wall? Lin Haizhi pushed the wall in front of him, and Gu Chenfeng continued to drink in a big bowl regardless of it.
"What kind of big worm, this is called crayfish! What is the gold precious! It also harms the people's crops?" Gu Chenfeng staggered over and grabbed a crayfish and pinched it in his hand, "In our place, this thing is not enough to eat without breeding!"
"Eat?" Lin Haizhi suddenly realized something, "Gu Chenfeng!, how can you give Master Zu this food?!"
"Who gave him this, obviously he smelled it himself and ran over and said he wanted to taste it!" Speaking of this, Gu Chenfeng suddenly got alcoholic, and saw him slam a strong man into the bowl, "TMD, Lao Tzu is a master's degree from a famous university, and he peels crayfish for people here every day! 100 catties a day, fortunately Lao Tzu has learned dissection, otherwise Lao Tzu's hands will be wasted!"
"Be quiet!" Lin Haizhi hurriedly covered Gu Chenfeng's mouth, "Master Zu hates women drinking the most!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Haizhi suddenly felt an unusual aura fluttering, and even the air around him suddenly dropped a few degrees.
"Girl, you ask for more blessings!" Lin Haizhi picked up the things on the ground and ran away very unjustly.
So when Pan Baizhi appeared, he saw Gu Chenfeng staggering alone as if he was drunk from a distance, and before he got close, Gu Chenfeng himself was clever, stumbling on his left foot and his right foot, and personally demonstrated to him what it was: throwing himself into the arms of crayfish without hesitation!