Chapter 17: The Money Cow
Jiang Yi looked at the cash cow, and his mind had already begun to fantasize about the picture of gold ingots falling all over the sky.
Sure enough, an ingots fell from the "pop" tree, and he picked it up.
Hey?
It's actually a silver ingot, and it's not big, only ten taels at most.
The silver ingots are also good, and they finally extradited the immortal Weng without blaming himself.
Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, can you give a little more?
He opened his arms and closed his eyes, ready to cause a rain of silver ingots.
Come on, smash me to death with money!
Who knows that after a long time, there is still no movement at all.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that the cash tree began to shrink, its branches thinned, its leaves scattered, and one by one fell to the ground and turned into nothingness, and in the blink of an eye, the cash tree turned into a black and ugly ebony stick.
That's it?
Jiang Yi took a closer look at the silver ingot, and there was actually a line of small characters engraved on it: You get what you pay for.
Thinking about it, this evil wolf is not high in cultivation, has a bad character, and is not very valuable.
Forget it, something is better than nothing.
Jiang Yi stupidly put the silver ingot into his sleeve and pulled out the ebony stick.
When she returned to the house, she saw that Daji was already cross-legged on the bed, her body was glowing with blue light, and when she heard Jiang Yi entering the house, she opened one eye and said, "Senior brother, you are back." I'm meditating and healing, would you like to come along?"
Jiang Yi waved his hand and said, "You can practice by yourself, I am not injured." ”
"This method of meditation and exercise can not only heal injuries, but also improve your cultivation and increase the qi in your body. Daji hooked his hand at Jiang Yi and motioned for him to cultivate together.
Jiang Yi shook his head, he had already reached the Seventh Tribulation Realm, and the speed at which true qi was generated in his body was extremely fast, and it didn't matter if he practiced qi abyss or not.
Daji didn't know this, but still said patiently: "You have also seen today, once you are really facing the enemy, you can't relax for almost a moment, and you need to constantly use your true qi. If your qi abyss is not deep enough, you won't be able to fight for long, and your true qi will be exhausted, and you won't be able to use any immortal methods at that time. ”
Hearing Daji say this, Jiang Yi knew that she was determined to teach herself to meditate, and it seemed that she couldn't escape, so she sat on the ground and learned to sit down on Daji's knees.
Daji smiled: "It's so cold on the ground, why don't you come up and sit?"
Jiang Yi shook his head: "Men and women don't kiss, if they are seen by others, it won't ruin the reputation of the senior sister." ”
Daji smiled and said, "Senior brother is really considerate. ”
Jiang Yi thought to himself: Be considerate of a hammer, you are so exposed, and you are fragrant, how can I settle down next to you.
So they started meditating on one bed and one on the ground.
Daji began to carefully teach the exercises of submerging qi into the abyss: "If you have qi, you will live, and if you don't have qi, you will die." Survive on its own, and its exterior is safe and prosperous. The source of the spring is hidden, and it is thought to be an abyss. The abyss does not dry up, and the four bodies are solid. The spring is inexhaustible, and the nine orifices are connected to ......"
This exercise is difficult but not difficult, in fact, it is similar to the meditation that Jiang Yi learned in his previous life, that is, to concentrate the whole body on the body, treat it as a qi abyss, operate the true qi in the body, and constantly enter and exit the qi.
The qi abyss is in the shape of yin and yang, when the qi is inlet is yang, when the qi is out, it is yin, yin and yang are converted, and the longer you practice, the more true qi will be generated in the qi abyss.
Jiang Yi is a beginner after all, and he feels a little tired when he is lucky, and he can no longer move the yin and yang of the qi abyss, and he falls asleep.
When he woke up, Jiang Yi found himself lying on the bed, covered with a Shu brocade quilt.
Oh no! What about the clothes?
Jiang Yi jumped up and looked below.
Luckily, the pants and the festival are still there.
Thinking that he was meditating and accidentally falling asleep, Daji helped him to the bed.
He looked out the window, and the stars were shining and the moonlight was shining brightly.
"Senior brother, you're awake. Daji walked in with a smile on her face, still holding a bowl of hot porridge in her hand.
Jiang Yi was a little hungry, and when he smelled the porridge, he "gurgling" and screamed, smelling the smell, it seemed to be fish porridge.
He nodded: "Senior sister, you are injured, you should rest more, why did you go to cook porridge again?"
"That little injury is nothing, Senior Sister meditated for a while, and then took the Jade Lotus Returning Immortal Pill given by Xue Gongzi of Tianshan Mountain, and it was soon healed. Daji handed the hot porridge to Jiang Yi and said, "Senior sister has nothing to do, so I cooked something for you, how about you drink it?"
The porridge was still hot, Jiang Yi smelled the taste, but he had an inexplicable sense of foreboding in his heart.
As he put on his clothes, he said, "Senior sister, are you the clothes you helped me take off?"
"Guess. Daji smiled.
Jiang Yi saw that Daji's appearance was too tempting, so he didn't dare to look at it directly, so he turned his head: "In the future, I will do this kind of thing myself, after all, there is a difference between men and women." ”
"Oh. The smile on Daji's face faded away, and she lowered her head and bit her lip.
Jiang Yi saw her lost expression, and was a little unbearable, and asked softly, "Senior sister, are you angry?"
"No. Daji smiled again and handed a spoon to Jiang Yi.
Jiang Yi took the spoon, thinking that this was Daji's kindness after all, eat a little more, and praise her a few more words, maybe she will be happy.
Girls, just coax.
So he took a big bite and ate it.
It's just that at the same time, he let out a "puff" and threw up on the side of the bed.
"Senior sister, are you fish porridge, why does it taste so disgusting?"
An extremely strong fishy smell poured up from his stomach, making Jiang Yi couldn't help but vomit again, and pieces of fish scales erupted from his mouth......
Daji was taken aback: "What's wrong with junior brother, isn't it delicious?"
Jiang Yi shook his head: "It's not that it's not delicious, but it's too unpalatable, it's too disgusting, I've never eaten something so disgusting in my life." How do you cook this fish porridge?"
"I'm ......," Daji said, "I caught a fish, threw it into the pot, and poured rice and water." ”
Jiang Yi was dumbfounded when he heard this, and said helplessly: "So you didn't remove the fish scales, and you didn't clear the inside? No wonder it's so disgusting." Have you ever cooked porridge before?"
"I'm sorry, my sister has never cooked, this ...... This is the first time ......" said Daji lowered his head, as if he had made a very serious mistake, "I'm sorry, junior brother, I'm so useless that I can't even cook." ”
"Don't mess around with poor craftsmanship, this thing is really not for people to eat. Jiang Yi didn't pay attention for a while, and said something serious.
Daji almost burst into tears: "I'm sorry, junior brother, I can't do anything well, and I'll cook for you with such poor craftsmanship." What's the use of these clumsy hands, I ...... I'm going to scrap it!"
Yes?
Daji actually really controlled the fire-colored rhombus, and it seemed that he really wanted to hit his hands.
Jiang Yi hurriedly grabbed her and said, "Senior sister, what are you doing here?"
Daji burst into tears: "The master wants me to take care of you, but I'm too useless." Worship a grandfather and cause you to be hit by five thunders, and you didn't protect you when you met bad guys, and cooking a fish porridge made you disgusting. I'm so useless, and now you're disgusted with me......"
"When did I get suspicious of you?" Jiang Yi was confused.
Daji cried: "You clearly said that there is a difference between men and women, and men and women don't kiss each other, but in fact, don't you just don't like to be close to your senior sister?"
"When did I stop being close to you? No, we are different from men and women, and if we get too close, others will laugh at you. ”
Daji is still aggrieved: "But the master is in retreat, there are only two people in this Qingqiu, where are there others?"
"This ......" Jiang Yi has been most afraid of girls crying since his previous life, and when he saw the appearance of the tearful rain pear blossom, he softened his heart and nodded heavily, "Okay, it's all my fault, and I will never mention the difference between men and women in the future." ”
Daji said aggrievedly: "And this fish porridge, I remembered that Senior Brother Yang took me to Huixianju last time in Sanyang Palace, and I ate a kind of Cuisi perch porridge, and I thought it was delicious, so I thought about making it for my junior brother." Who knew it would be so hard to do......"
Jiang Yi hurriedly comforted: "Yes, yes, I know that my senior sister is kind, although this porridge is not delicious, but I have already felt my sister's heart." ”
"Really?" Daji's teary eyes lit up.