Chapter 18 My Senior Sister is a scumbag
"It's true, if I have half a lie, the sky will thunder and thunder, and I won't die well. ”
Jiang Yi hurriedly stretched out his five fingers and swore an oath, and said in his heart while vowing: I just said casually, God, don't take it seriously. I've already been hit by five thunderbolts once, and I don't want to do it a second time. And if you really chop me to death, the great cause of the gods will be over.
Seeing him like this, Daji stopped crying and choked up: "You are not allowed to die, how can I explain to the master if you die?"
"That's right, if you give up your hand, how can I explain it to the master when I turn around?" Jiang Yi persuaded again, "Actually, I know how good you are to me." I am helpless in this world, and you and Master have treated me sincerely, and I am very grateful in my heart. ”
When Daji heard him say this, she whispered, "Actually, I didn't dare to ask before, is your family gone?"
Of course, I can't say anything about the crossing, Jiang Yi had to lie: "Well, I killed the monster ten years ago, and I finally escaped and was a wild man in the mountains for half a month." ”
He said the same thing to Hu Tianzun back then, and Hu Tianzun not only did not doubt it, but was also aroused by the love of motherhood and doted on him even more.
"Fortunately, the master brought me back to Qingqiu, otherwise I would have been afraid that I would still be a wild man in the mountains at this time. Maybe when my sister sees me, she will say, "Where did you come from such an ugly monster with a cloak?" and then burn me to death. ”
Daji hurriedly shook his head: "I won't, I never kill innocents indiscriminately." ”
Jiang Yi grimaced, and at the same time beat his chest like an ape and said, "Savages are all screaming and hammering like this, aren't you afraid?"
Daji was amused by Jiang Yi's strange appearance, and then said seriously: "As long as it is a junior brother, no matter what it looks like, senior sister is not afraid." ”
Jiang Yi saw Daji's serious appearance, and his heart was a little moved.
Although this Daji is charming and affectionate on the outside, and she is alive and well off a green tea, she is also simple on the inside.
He is even more protective of himself everywhere, and he is an out-and-out "brother protector".
It's not bad to have a senior sister like this.
At night, Daji returned to Xiaozhufeng, where she lived.
But what Jiang Yi didn't expect was that not long after, she actually used a treasure bag to transport a bamboo building and landed next to Jiang Yi's thatched house.
What is this operation?
Jiang Yi had a hunch that his comfortable and leisurely life in the past ten years had been triggered by the ultimatum given to him by the heavenly realm, starting with Daji and him being neighbors, and it came to a complete end.
Daji said that it was to take better care of Jiang Yi.
He didn't want to mention the difference between men and women, and when he said that he was worried about Daji, he felt that he was disgusted with her.
It had just made her burst into tears and laugh, and if she cried again, the peace of that night would be gone.
More is better than less, and if you want to do less, you have to cause less trouble.
Daji was elated: "From now on, I will live with my junior brother!"
Then Daji went to Yan Mingfeng of Hu Tianzun again, picked up a large volume of ancient books, and threw them all in Jiang Yi's thatched house.
Jiang Yi couldn't help but ask, "Senior sister, what are you doing with these books?"
Daji said with a smile: "This is all my Qingqiu's cultivation method, in order to protect my junior brother, senior sister must also step up her cultivation and strive to enter the fourth return to the void realm as soon as possible." ”
Jiang Yi pursed his lips: "I understand the truth, but why do you want to leave the Fa in my room when you cultivate." ”
Daji's face was slightly red, and she said a little embarrassedly: "Because...... My sister is not very literate. ”
Yes?
Only then did Jiang Yi know that Daji was playful by nature and had little patience in doing things, especially when it came to studying.
Hu Tianzun only pays attention to her cultivation on weekdays, and doesn't care much about her studies, so over time, Daji's cultivation is okay among her peers, but her cultural skills are too poor, and she can't even recognize words, so she is an out-and-out scumbag.
She had the heart to cultivate, but she couldn't understand these methods, so she had no choice but to ask Jiang Yi to read them to her.
This woman is really capable of producing moths.
He had no choice but to pick up Qingqiu's method and read it.
The words on these ancient books are all traditional characters, Jiang Yi can barely read them, and the places that he can't read are also made up by himself according to the meaning before and after, anyway, Daji doesn't know.
Daji said: "I heard the master say that there is a volume called "Furnace Fire Technique", which records a method of refining qi with fire, you can help me find it. ”
Jiang Yi flipped through it a few times, and sure enough, he found this ancient book, and when he opened it, he saw that there was indeed a fire technique recorded on it, so he read: "The fire of the flame can burn the plain." With the flame as the gas, the eight veins are turned. The fire in the furnace is filled with charcoal, and it is empty in the ......"
Jiang Yi can recognize the words in this ancient book, but he doesn't know the meaning.
But Daji listened and nodded frequently, as if suddenly enlightened and inspired.
Jiang Yi read for half an hour, and finally finished reading this ancient book.
Everyone who read it was drowsy, but Daji's eyes were clear, and he praised: "Senior brother, you are so powerful, you actually recognize so many words." ”
Jiang Yi pursed his lips: I use you as a senior sister, but you use me as a reader.
He suppressed the impatience in his heart: "No matter how I say it, I am also a person who has received nine years of compulsory education. ”
"Nine years of compulsory education?" Daji frowned slightly, pursed her mouth, and didn't understand.
Jiang Yi didn't know how to explain Daji to understand, so he had to say: "It's just to lock people up and force them to read for nine years." ”
If this was heard by the teacher in the previous life, I am afraid that he would hammer himself to death.
When Daji heard this, she frowned, and crossed her thin waist with her hands: "Which private school gentleman dares to bully my junior brother like this, you tell me, I will avenge you!"
Jiang Yi couldn't cry or laugh when he saw Daji's appearance, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't don't, Mr. is doing this for my good, at least I know a lot of words now." ”
"That's right, then let him go. Daji stood up as she spoke, "Senior brother, you rest early, let's go to Yunhai County together tomorrow." ”
"Yunhai County?"
I'm afraid it's going to be a hundred thousand mountains.
To be honest, Jiang Yi has not been to such a far place since he came to this world.
Can't go, resolutely can't go.
Jiang Yi hurriedly said: "Senior sister, I don't think it's peaceful there, you better go by yourself, I'll pray for you in Qingqiu." ”
"That's not going to work. Daji pointed to the volume of "Furnace Fire Technique" and said, "The method of practicing qi recorded in this ancient book requires a furnace tripod to make a device, Qingqiu does not have this thing, the closest to this is Yunhai County, so I thought we would go to the county to buy one and come back." Senior brother, you will definitely not refuse Senior Sister, right?"
Saying that, Daji didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, and threw a wink at Jiang Yi.
"No, I'm going to say no. Thousands of rivers and mountains are far away, please cherish it and don't send it!" Jiang Yi pushed Daji out of the door and closed the door with a bang.
He thought Daji would struggle to push in, and he pressed his back against the door, to his surprise, Daji didn't mean to break in.
It was only after a while that he heard a low sobbing voice coming from outside the door: "Heaven and earth are ruthless, the world is not good, the master is not there, no one loves him, it is desolate and desolate, and he hit the south wall......"
This woman is really difficult.
hit the weakness of being afraid of girls crying.
Jiang Yi opened the door and shouted, "Don't cry, I won't agree to you if you cry again." ”
"I don't cry, I don't cry. Daji wiped her tears and continued to read in a daze, "Heaven and earth are ruthless, the world is not good, the master is not there, no one loves him, it is desolate and desolate, and he hit the south wall......"
Jiang Yi closed the door, but Daji's cry and the words were repeated over and over again, and the aftermath was endless.
He finally couldn't stand it anymore, pushed open the door and said, "Okay, okay, since you are so resolute, then let's take a look at Providence." If you draw out the auspicious hexagram, we will go, otherwise everything will not be discussed, and you will not mess around with me anymore, is it okay?"