Chapter 109: Drinking, drinking

Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little demon king looked at the wine jar in front of them, and they were all bitter in their hearts.

If they drink all the wine in the jar, they will be drunk.

Hua Fengchun wanted to intercede with the monsters and drink two cups less, but before Hua Fengchun could speak, the wild boar spirit stared at a pair of small eyes and shouted:

"shell lang, you go to the door and block it, don't drink a jar of wine, no one wants to get out of this house today!"

"Okay. ”

Holding a bag of dung balls, he moved a bench and sat at the door.

Tianjizi quietly asked Hua Fengchun: "What should we do now?"

"What else can I do, I'm going to do it. ”

The boar spirit thought that the drinking cup was too small, so he put it on the ground and beckoned the boss and the man to change it to the big bowl.

The boss and the guy brought a stack of big sea bowls, and the three of them were masters and apprentices, as well as those monsters, and there was a big sea bowl in front of one of them.

"It's so enjoyable to drink. ”

The boar spirit grabbed the wine jar, cooed, and poured a large bowl of wine.

"Don't look at yourselves, pour yourself, it's all full, it's full. ”

The little devil raised his hand and said, "I'm a child, so I can't drink." ”

The boar spirit glanced at the little demon king, "Drink less, kid, and change a small bowl for you." ”

The little demon king shook his head, "No, if I drink, my dad will spank me when I get home." ”

The boar spirit thought for a moment and said, "Okay, then you don't have to drink it." ”

Tianjizi looked at the little demon king, the little demon king raised his head, his face was full of smiles, and the smug look seemed to say:

See, wisdom is always the sharpest weapon.

The little devil doesn't have to drink in a few words, and Tianjizi is very envious.

Tianjizi learned from the appearance of the little demon king, and also raised his hand, "Report, I can't drink either." ”

The wild boar spirit looked at Tianjizi, "What, you are so big, and you still have to pretend to be a child?"

Tianjizi said: "I'm not a child, but my dad won't let me drink, and when I go home after drinking, my dad has to spank me." ”

"Call your father, I'll talk to him. ”

"Okay, I'll call him. ”

Tianjizi got up and was about to go out.

Shell Lang blocked Tianjizi and shouted: "Brother Wild Boar, didn't you just say that no one can leave until you finish drinking a jar of wine." ”

Tianjizi glared at the shell lang, and thought, you shell lang, you eat too many dung balls, why are you so annoying, you have a lot of mouth!

The boar spirit patted his head, "That's right, no one can leave without drinking a jar of wine." That who, you hurry back and sit down and drink. ”

Tianjizi frowned, "My father won't let me drink." ”

"Your father still told you to study hard, why don't you listen? Sit down, less nonsense!"

Two monsters with big shoulders and thick waists walked over, one on the left and one on the right, standing by Tianjizi's side.

The meaning is very clear, if Tianjizi is not interested, they will use their fists to talk to Tianjizi.

Tianjizi was helpless, his face drooped into a bitter melon, and he returned to his seat.

The little devil said: "Master, it's okay, you are massive, this jar of wine can't pour you down." ”

Tianjizi glared at the little demon king, "If you say cool things again, I'll eat you as a snack!"

The boar spirit picked up the bowl and shouted, "Come, brothers, it's done!"

"It's done!"

All the youkai took up the bowl of the sea, and drank the bowl of wine as if it were water.

Tianjizi looked stupid next to him.

Hua Fengchun said in a low voice: "Master, don't look at it, let's drink it too." ”

Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun were helpless, so they had to close their eyes, pinch their noses, and drink a bowl of wine.

The boar spirit threw the bowl on the table and cried out, "Come in pairs, brothers." ”

"Good!"

All the monsters responded in unison, filling the bowl of the sea in front of them.

This bowl of wine was poured into his stomach, and Tianjizi's stomach turned over like a river, and he endured it so that he didn't vomit.

The monsters didn't give Tianjizi any time to breathe, and then they had to drink a second bowl.

Tianjizi sat there and didn't move, and the wild boar spirit pointed to Tianjizi's wine bowl, "Be conscious, don't let me say it." ”

Tianjizi looked at the wild boar essence and begged: "Big brother, I will drink this wine, but you let me slow down for a while." ”

"Slow down? Feelings are shallow, lick it, deep feelings, a mouthful. You don't want to drink with us, what do you mean, look down on us?"

"Look down on us?!"

More than a dozen monsters all stared at Tianjizi with strange eyes.

If Tianjizi dares to say half a "no" in his mouth, these monsters can directly press Tianjizi down, pry open his mouth and pour it in.

Tianjizi couldn't help it, he was forced to cry by these monsters, "Okay, I'll drink, I'll drink." ”

"That's right, come on, good brother, do one. ”

Boom, boom, the monsters drank the second bowl of wine again.

Tianjizi really couldn't drink it anymore, and after drinking half of it, he became dizzy and put the wine bowl on the table.

The wild boar spirit glanced at Tianjizi's wine bowl, "You still have half a bowl of wine left, what do you mean, what do you mean, what about raising fish?"

Tianjizi said: "Big brother, I really can't drink it anymore. ”

"Just drank the second bowl of wine, you and I made this up? What do you mean, I don't have enough face, you don't want to drink with me?"

"No, no, I drink, I drink. ”

Tianjizi picked up the wine bowl and came to a water margin-style drinking method, and more than half of the half bowl of wine flowed down the corners of his mouth.

"Good wine, good wine," Tianjizi put down the wine bowl and pretended to wipe his mouth.

Suddenly, Tianjizi noticed that there was something wrong with the atmosphere, including the wild boar spirit, and the monsters all looked at him with gloomy faces.

"Are you drinking or pouring wine, and playing fools at us?"

"No, I'm a very bold Water Margin drinking method, don't all heroes drink like this?"

"Less. ”

The wild boar spirit picked up his own wine jar, cooed, and poured a bowl of wine for Tianjizi, "That half bowl just now doesn't count, drink it again." ”

The person Tianjizi hates the most now is Du Kang, if Du Kang stands in front of him, he has to strangle Du Kang.

It's not good that you have nothing to do when you're idle, you have to invent wine!

Tianjizi looked at the wild boar essence and said, "Big brother, I was half a bowl just now, why did you pour me a bowl?"

"The extra bowl is a punishment for you, what, are you not convinced?"

"I serve, with a capital letter. ”

"Then drink it quickly. ”

"Big brother, let's go a long time, you give me some time and let me take a breath. ”

The wild boar saw that Tianjizi was pitiful, and said, "Okay, I'll give you some time, rest enough, hurry up and drink." ”

Tianjizi looked at the wine in front of him and thought, can I leave this wine table alive today?

Tianjizi looked at the flowers next to him again, and to his great surprise, the flowers were light in the spring breeze, as if there was nothing to do.