The boar spirit turned a face around, and posed in various poses, so that Tianjizi could appreciate its face from different angles.

"Brother, how about it, my sister and I look the same, you two get married, that is a talented man and a woman, a pair made in heaven, and a pair set in the earth. ”

Tianjizi hurriedly said: "Brother Wild Boar, when I was a child, my family ordered a doll for me, and I can't be a negative man." ”

The wild boar spirit was solemn and raised his glass, "Brother, you are really a good man with affection and righteousness, I will toast you." ”

Tianjizi smiled awkwardly and politely, raised his wine glass, and drank with the boar essence.

The boar spirit threw the wine glass on the table and shouted, "Cool, serve the wine!"

The boss and the guy in the corner hurriedly stepped forward and poured wine for the wild boar essence and Tianjizi.

The wild boar essence tore a few pieces of human flesh and threw them into his mouth, chirp, chirp, and ate them deliciously, Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi looked at them with goosebumps on the side.

The wild boar spirit looked at Tianjizi, "Brother, you can't just drink and eat." ”

Tianjizi said: "I'll eat some vegetarian dishes." ”

"But we don't have any vegetarian food here," the boar scratched his head.

A monster next to him said, "There are vegetarian dishes, and I have vegetarian dishes here, which is my favorite." ”

Tianjizi cast a grateful glance at the monster, and finally no longer had to be forced to eat human flesh.

"Brother, take out the vegetarian dishes from you, and let's share them," Tianjizi said.

"Okay. ”

The monster was very generous, and after a long time of tinkering, he brought out a large plate containing several black, spherical objects.

"Brother, you're welcome, eat. ”

The monster put the large plate in front of Tenkiko.

Tianjizi frowned and pointed at those black things, "This is a vegetarian dish?"

"yes, it's all plain. ”

"What is this made of?"

The monster was like a treasure, pointed to the black ball on the plate, and introduced it to Tianjizi:

"It's sheep dung balls, it's cow dung balls, it's horse dung balls, and donkey dung balls and mule dung balls. Originally, I wanted to rub a few human dung balls, but the human feces were not easy to rub, and they got my hand. ”

The monster grinned and smiled at Tianjizi.

Tianjizi looked at the monster, "May I ask what your Excellency is called?"

The monster patted its chest, "My big name is Dung Beetle, and my friends affectionately call me Shell Lang. ”

Tianjizi was stunned, sitting there motionless, feeling like he had gone to a fake dinner.

"Brother, what's wrong with you, eat, these dung balls are carefully rubbed out by me, and they taste absolutely good. ”

The dung shell Lang grabbed the dung balls and ate them in a big gulp, eating it so happily and eating it so refreshingly, and the dung residue fell down the corners of his mouth.

Uh, I can't stand it anymore!

Tianjizi turned around and vomited.

Shell Lang was inexplicable and asked, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Hua Fengchun explained beside him: "Actually, the three of us just finished eating, and now we can't eat anything at all. We just had a drink and sat here and talked. ”

"Well, since you can't eat it, we won't force it. ”

The monsters finally let go of Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi and the little devil.

These monsters are all stupid, they don't have any hearts, Hua Fengchun wants to get some information from their mouths.

Hua Fengchun said: "Brothers, what is the main topic of this demon conference held in our Black Wind Ridge?"

The monsters were drunk, "Brother, don't talk so much, we don't understand." ”

"Why are we holding a conference in Blackwind Ridge?"

"In order to unite and exterminate the human race," the boar spirit said, "Ever since the murder of the white-faced Lang-kun, our youkai in Gaiping Province have been in a scattered situation. ”

mentioned the murder of the white-faced Langjun, and the monsters were filled with righteous indignation.

"I heard that the one who killed the white-faced Langjun was a little Taoist priest in the Honghuang Temple, let me arrest the little Taoist, I will definitely not spare him. ”

"I will first break his skin, then his bones, and draw his tendons, and chop up his flesh, and make balls to eat. ”

"I will chop off his limbs, gouge out his eyes, cut off his nose and ears, pluck out his hair, make him dumb, and throw him into a dunghill. ”

"I'm going to throw him in the pan and fry him!"

"I'm going to stuff him in a steamer, it's steamed!"

"I'm going to eat him alive!" ......

Hua Fengchun was terrified when he heard it beside him, but he didn't expect the monsters to hate him and hate him to this extent.

Tianjizi and the little demon king all looked at Hua Fengchun quietly, and their eyes were telling Hua Fengchun, you have to be careful.

Hua Fengchun interrupted those monsters, "Brothers, let's get down to business, who will be the boss at the Black Wind Ridge conference this time?"

The monsters said: "There are several generals under the white-faced Langjun, and this Black Wind Ridge Conference was initiated by them, and we little demons listen to them." ”

The dung shell lang ate the dung ball, and said mysteriously: "I heard that the white-faced Langjun is not dead. ”

"Nani ???!!!"

Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little demon king's eyes widened, and their jaws were about to fall to the ground in surprise.

Like a hillbilly who has never seen the world, he looks at them in spring.

"The white-faced Langjun is cultivated by white bones, how can he die so easily? That stinky Taoist priest just injured the foundation of the white-faced Langjun, as long as he gets the heavenly treasure, the white-faced Langjun will be resurrected with full blood. ”

"How can there be a treasure that can resurrect the white-faced Langjun with full blood?" asked Hua Fengchun.

The shell lang opened his mouth and was stunned, it didn't know either.

"Hey, bro, know what to do so much. We just need to remember that we are demons, and it is enough to be incompatible with people. ”

The monsters raised their glasses one after another and shouted, "Yes, we must always remember that we are demons, and we are incompatible with people!"

The monsters tilted their heads, cooed, and the whales sucked the cows, and soon drank up a large jar of wine.

"Serve the wine, serve the wine!"

The monsters slapped the table impatiently, knocking it over.

The boss and the guy hurriedly went to get the wine and moved all the wine out of the cellar.

The boar spirit rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Brothers, one person and one jar of wine, and you will not be allowed to leave until you finish drinking." ”

Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little demon king were taken aback, and said, "Brother Wild Boar, we have a small amount of alcohol, and we can't drink so much. ”

The wild boar spirit was unhappy, "If you don't eat meat, forget it, why can't you even drink wine? What do you mean, look down on us?!"

These youkai are very rude, and they drink again, and they turn their faces when they say they turn their faces.

Hua Fengchun hurriedly said: "Big brother, we didn't mean that. ”

"If you don't mean that, drink it!"

The boar spirit stared at it, as if it was about to eat people.