Chapter 124: Brother Prawn's Black Shop
Brother Prawn saw that the flowers were in spring and Tianjizi were serious, and he wondered if these people were so idle that they wanted to help a parrot find their hometown.
Brother Prawn said: "In the past, the people in our village did all kinds of evil. Not to mention stealing birds, it is a matter of killing people and setting fires, and they have done a lot more. ”
Hua Fengchun was taken aback and pointed at Brother Shrimp: "Have you ever killed someone?"
Brother Prawn hurriedly explained: "I haven't killed it, I'm talking about other people in the village." The most immoral thing I have ever done is to sell you two taels of silver and a prawn. ”
"So, you're still a good man in this village?"
"Good people don't dare to say it, at least it's not that bad. ”
Hua Fengchun asked again: "Do you know that there is a beautiful place near here, where a large group of parrots live, like a fairyland?"
Brother Prawn was stunned and shook his head.
They were all disappointed.
Tianjizi said: "It's not early, let's go to bed, go to the village early tomorrow morning and ask others." ”
Ah Baoyi commanded, and said to Brother Shrimp: "Hey, show us the way, we want the best guest room." ”
The front of this restaurant is a place to eat, and the back is a place to stay.
Brother Prawn took the flowers to the back room with them in the spring.
Tianjizi saw a room and said, "This room is good, I'll live here tonight." ”
said, without waiting for Brother Shrimp to agree, Tianjizi pushed the door and walked in.
"Don't!"
Brother Shrimp wanted to stop Tianjizi, but it was too late.
There was no light in the room, it was dark, Tianjizi accidentally touched something, and Ding Lingdang made a chaotic sound.
Tianjizi took out a flashlight and shone it, my mother, the ground is full of weapons, what swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, eighteen kinds of weapons are everything.
Brother Shrimp ran over, Tianjizi pointed to the weapon on the ground, and asked him, "What's going on?"
Brother Shrimp smiled awkwardly, "It's nothing, it used to be used when I opened a black shop, and now it's been thrown in this warehouse for several years." ”
The little devil picked up a small bamboo tube from the table, turned it over, looked at it, and asked:
"What is this?"
The little devil put the small bamboo tube in his mouth, puffed up his cheeks, and wanted to blow.
Brother Prawn shouted again: "Don't!"
The little devil didn't listen to Brother Shrimp, he blew hard, and with a poof, a stream of smoke erupted from the bamboo tube and was spraying on Bao's face.
"What is this, why does it smell so good?"
Ah Bao muttered, the two eyeballs circled in the eye sockets, the tongue also drooped out, the body went limp, fell to the ground, and fainted.
"What's going on?"
Hua Fengchun questioned Brother Shrimp.
Brother Shrimp said: "It's okay, it's incense, pour some cold water on this parrot, and it will wake up." ”
Hua Fengchun was going to find cold water, Tianjizi said: "Don't bother, this stinky bird fainted, it's good to be quiet for a while." ”
Hua Fengchun glared at Brother Shrimp, "You keep saying that you can't open a black shop, what are you doing with these things?"
"It's nothing, just leave a thought for yourself, take a look once in a while, and think about your youth. ”
"Youth is dedicated to the little black shop, either stealing or cheating. ”
"No, no, I've been fine for a long time," Brother Shrimp explained cautiously.
Tianjizi saw a kang in the room and said, "You guys go away, I'm going to lie on the kang for a while." ”
"Don't!"
"Don't want anything?"
When Brother Prawn shouted, Tianjizi had already laid down on the kang, and suddenly, with a thud of his pants, the kang collapsed, and Tianjizi let out a miserable cry and fell into the black hole.
Hua Fengchun was furious, grabbed Brother Shrimp's collar, and asked, "What's going on?!"
Brother Prawn made a bitter face and said, "This kang has a mechanism, and it is used to trick people when opening a black shop." ”
"Hurry up and get my master up!"
Brother Prawn didn't dare to be ambiguous, found a rope, threw it into the black hole, and dragged Tianjizi up.
Inside the black hole was a puddle of water, and Tianjizi fell into the puddle, wet all over, like a chicken in soup.
Tianjizi wiped a handful of water from his face and said, "Brother shrimp, I want to tell the master about this, does the master have to talk to you about it?"
Brother Prawn was sincerely frightened and begged for mercy: "Brother, just let me go, you love to eat prawns, I'll make it for you." ”
"You can't have sweat medicine in that shrimp, right?"
"I don't dare to use it on you if I have sweat medicine. ”
"Count you as acquaintances, quickly find us a room without organs, and make us some supper. ”
Brother Prawn took Hua Fengchun and them to the guest room, and then went to the kitchen to make supper.
Hua Fengchun was not at ease, and checked the guest room again and again, and there was no problem.
Hua Fengchun said: "Early tomorrow morning, let's ask someone else, and we will definitely be able to ask about the whereabouts of the Fountain of Life." ”
Tianjizi said: "After so many years, will the fountain of life be exhausted?"
"If it can be exhausted, is it still called the fountain of life?"
"yes, that seems to be the case. ”......
Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi chatted for a while, and Brother Shrimp walked in with a plate of steaming buns.
"Brothers, I have steamed some steamed buns for you, the skin is thin and the filling is large, eighteen pleats. ”
Hua Fengchun took the bun and looked at it, "This bun shouldn't be filled with human flesh, right?"
Brother Prawn grinned and said with a smile: "Brother said that he was joking, if you don't believe it, I'll take a bite for you to see." ”
Brother Prawn picked up a bun and bit it down, and half of the bun went into his stomach.
"If you don't believe it again, I'll eat another one for you to see. ”
Brother Prawn grabbed the bun with both hands and kept stuffing it into his mouth.
Tianjizi was in a hurry, and shook his slap to hit Brother Shrimp's hand, "Don't eat it, if you eat this plate of buns again, it will be gone!"
Brother Shrimp smiled and said, "Brothers, use it slowly, use it slowly." ”
Brother Prawn retreated, Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi finished eating steamed buns, washed their faces, brushed their teeth and feet, and went to the kang to prepare for sleep.
This big kang is very large, squeezed together, and eight people can sleep.
Tianjizi was lying on the kang, like a pie, flipping over and over, muttering: "One ruthless master, two ruthless masters, three ruthless masters are too ......"
Hua Fengchun looked at Tianjizi, "Master, what are you doing?"
"I can't sleep. ”
People have insomnia and count sheep, and Tianjizi sleeps and counts the ruthless teacher.
Hua Fengchun thought about it, her mind was full of the righteous and awe-inspiring face of the ruthless master, and she had to wake up scared when she fell asleep.
As soon as Tianjizi counted to ten ruthless masters, he snored and fell asleep.
Tianjizi's snoring was louder than thunder, and Hua Fengchun was stunned next to him, thinking, this night, will he have a concussion?
Hua Fengchun wanted to find something to plug her ears, when there was a noise outside.
Hua Fengchun woke up Tianjizi and the little demon king, "There is a situation outside!"