Tianjizi woke up, dazed, and asked, "Why is it so noisy outside, who married a daughter-in-law?"

Hua Fengchun is almost powerless to complain, Master, what are you thinking about, whose daughter-in-law is marrying in the middle of the night?

The little devil was a curious baby, and when he heard a noise outside, he immediately jumped off the kang and ran out.

Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi followed behind the little devil, and also went out of the room, and saw Brother Shrimp pouting his buttocks, lying on the door, peeking out through the crack in the door.

"Brother Prawn," Hua Fengchun called.

Brother Shrimp pressed his index finger to his lips, shhh

Hua Fengchun lowered her voice and asked, "What's the situation outside?"

Brother Prawn looked at the flowers and said three words mysteriously:

"No, I know, I don't. ”

Hua Fengchun pouted and thought, I don't know what you are talking about so mysterious?

"Let's go," Tianjizi pushed Brother Shrimp away, leaned on the crack of the door, looked out, and saw a group of monsters running rampant on the street.

Tianjizi asked Brother Shrimp: "Are there still monsters in your village?"

Brother Shrimp: "Is a monster a monster?"

Tianjizi: "......"

Brother Prawn: "If you don't count, there are no monsters in our village." ”

Hua Fengchun was lying on the crack of the door, and saw a few monsters showing off their might, swaggering, walking on the street, shouting:

"There's no panting, get out of one!"

At this time, it was already midnight, and the street was deserted, except for those few monsters, there was not even a single figure.

The monsters shouted for a long time and no one responded, and some of the monsters got impatient and shouted:

"No one comes out to speak, we're going to kill!"

Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and Brother Shrimp, as well as the villagers in the village who didn't show their heads, couldn't help but get nervous when they heard the monster's shout.

Brother Prawn turned around to leave, and Hua Fengchun asked, "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to get weapons, chop up all those monsters, and wrap buns. ”

Hua Fengchun looked at Brother Shrimp and thought, you are really a black shop, and Baobaozi never sells meat, right?

Tianjizi leaned on the door and said, "You don't need to take weapons, someone has come forward." ”

The master heard the commotion and went out with dozens of disciples, heading towards the monsters.

The monsters looked at the master and asked, "Are you from this village?"

"That's right, I'm from this village, may I ask you what's the matter?"

The master, who is 1.9 meters tall and has a tiger's back and a bear's waist, began to be cute again, winking at those monsters.

"What do you call me?" the youkai frowned.

"Ugly big brother. ”

"Ugly your sister, you dare to scold me, see if I don't tear you!"

The ugly monster was about to go up and tear the master, but the monster next to him said, "Solve the business first, and then talk about the rest." ”

The ugly monster suppressed his anger and asked the master, "Do you have a parrot here?"

Master: "The parrot didn't see it, but the cat did have one." ”

Ugly monster: "What cat?"

The Master was jumping up and down there, clenching his two little fists, rubbing and rubbing his face, and singing:

Let's learn to meow together

Meow me

in front of you

Oops, meow

............

The monsters stood there, looking at the master, all stunned, embarrassed, embarrassed with a capital letter.

"Enough, stop, stop, stop!~~~"

The ugly monster couldn't help it, and with a roar, he stopped the master's singing.

"You're kidding me, aren't you?"

The master blinked a pair of cute big eyes, "No, people are very serious." ”

The ugly monster covered his head and staggered, not good, and was a little confused by the master's anger.

The ugly monster finally stabilized his mind and told the master: "You'd better be serious with me, and I'll ask you one last time, is there a parrot in this village?"

"No, people say no. ”

The master twisted and pinched, and coquettishly there, and the monsters finally couldn't help it, and with a whoop, they vomited.

The ugly monster pointed at the master and shouted, "If you dare to be coquettish and cute, Lao Tzu will kill you!"

The master pursed his mouth, "People are born cute, so I can't help it." ”

"Cute your sister, I have to kill you pervert today!"

The ugly monster rushed forward and picked up its sharp claws, intending to cut the master's throat.

The master jumped backwards, dodging the attack of the ugly monster.

"Little friend, if you want to do this, I have to reason with you. ”

"Talk about your sister!"

The ugly monster misses one blow, and pounces on it and strikes again, so he has to put the master to death.

A cold glint flashed in the master's eyes, and he instantly changed from a cute year to Uncle Kong Wu.

With a snap, the master reached out and grabbed the ugly monster's wrist and said, "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth......

Before the master could finish speaking, the ugly monster opened its mouth, bared out a mouthful of fangs, and bit down fiercely at the master.

The master shook it hard, threw the ugly monster behind him, and instructed his disciples: "Look at it, and I will reason with it in a while." ”

The rest of the monsters looked at the master, and they all showed shocked expressions, "It turns out that this is a practitioner." ”

"There is no class," the master's burning gaze stared at the monsters.

"Although you are youkai, youkai, like people, were born and raised by your parents, and you all have a good heart. To be a good person, to be a monster is also to be an obedient good monster......"

The monsters couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Brothers, fight with them!"

The monsters roared in unison and rushed towards the master.

The master was not only not afraid, but showed an excited expression, clapped his hands, and said:

"It's great, there are so many youkai who need me to educate, and I feel so accomplished. ”

Without the master's action, the disciples behind him rushed forward, and all the southern fists and northern legs, golden bell covers, and iron cloth shirts were all displayed, beating the monsters with a blue nose and swollen face.

The monsters didn't expect the master to be so powerful, so they panicked one by one and fled in all directions.

The master pointed to the monsters and said, "I can't let them go, I have to reason with them and educate them well." ”

"Where to run!"

The disciples are fierce and fierce, arresting those monsters everywhere, and the entire Daode Village is full of chickens and dogs, and there is no peace.

Hua Fengchun and Brother Shrimp were lying on the crack of the door, looking at the situation outside.

Hua Fengchun said: "Master, they are really violent, and they beat those monsters to the ground. ”

The monsters were not familiar with the terrain in the first place, and they were chased by the disciples, and they panicked and ran around.

A monster climbed over the wall and jumped into Brother Shrimp's restaurant.

Seeing several people standing in the courtyard, the monster was stunned.

Brother Prawn and the monster looked at each other for a few seconds, and suddenly, he picked up a brick on the ground and shouted:

"Don't move!"

The monster became a frightened bird, trembling with fright, and asked:

"You, you, you...... What are you going to do?"