When I woke up, I thought I was in prison, but I wasn't.

It turned out to be my daughter-in-law Sifan baby, he thought it was fun to sit in prison, and it just so happened that next door to us was the aunt who offended me and knocked me unconscious.

At this moment, my aunt squatted on our side through the wall with extremely resentful eyes, and I fainted, and Sifan let me lie in the grass on the ground.

Sifan was very happy to play or sing in the cell. Anyway, he is a simple-minded, simple-minded and happy person.

When I woke up, my daughter-in-law came up and kicked me on the back and said to me:

"Fool, you woke up, who told you to offend others, and they hurt you. The aunt next door is in jail, and you are also in jail, and you are also responsible, and you have to pay half of the responsibility. No, you have to take most of the responsibility, and he only needs to pay the small half of the responsibility. ”

The aunt next door only has an opinion on me, and she doesn't have much opinion on Sifan.

It's weird.

Now that he heard Si Fan say such reasonable words, he was very pleased, and his aunt couldn't help but say:

"Oh, I didn't expect to be reasonable, this kid is really sensible, it's really embarrassing for him, strange, how can such a woman be worthy of you? What's your child's name?"

Sifan turned to face the wall and said obediently:

"My name is Sifan, my name is Gong Sifan. The two of us were a natural pair, and when we were young, we were good friends who grew up in a village, so we were childhood sweethearts. Actually, I care about him. But she is wrong today, please don't care about the villain, aunt, you love her and spare him. ”

When this aunt heard this, the resentment in her heart completely dissipated.

Aunt is very happy and satisfied, and she likes Sifan even more.

Aunt couldn't help but say:

"You kid and I really hit it off at first sight, it's not good, it used to be our own family. It turns out that the two of you are actually childhood sweethearts from a village.,Oops,I'm really envious of me.,Haven't I ever encountered such a relationship in my life?,It's really lonely.。 My life is so miserable. ”

There were many people outside our cells, even the emperor, and many of them laughed with a snort.

But because of the pattern, many people are standing next to them, but the people inside the prison can't see the outside.

People from the outside can see the inside clearly, because the glass is so cleverly designed.

The emperor couldn't help but ask the justice on the left:

"Wei Changsheng, what kind of sect do you say this middle-aged woman is from, what is it called?"

It turned out that this was the so-called Father-in-law Wei, and it was a high-powered eunuch, this Father-in-law Wei was very happy and excited, and quickly knelt down and replied:

"Your Majesty, this aunt is from the Qingshan faction next door to the Qingshui faction. His name is White Butterfly. Because he was three years old, he was a disciple of this Qingshan faction, and now he should also be a master of their sect's elder level, as if he was sitting in the third place in the elder pile. ”

As soon as the emperor heard about this Qingshan faction, he was actually familiar with it.

The Emperor said to himself:

"Ouch, it's someone from the Qingshan faction, and the people from the Qingshan faction have a great friendship with the beggar gang. Looking at the people of the Jinshan faction in the past, that is, the people of the beggar gang, so it can be said that it is a major branch of the beggar gang, why is he an elder of the Qingshan faction, and he is still a bit of a status weight. Now it's tricky. ”

It turned out that Gonggong Wei was not very smart, and without thinking, he hurriedly and earnestly said to the emperor:

"Your Majesty, you are serious, whether it is the Qingshan faction, other sects, or beggar gangs, what is there to be afraid of, what is the big deal? Small sects and small sects, where can they be compared with the emperor, you Longwei Qitian? All the sects add up to a small role at all. Our court is orthodox and authentic. ”

Eunuch Wei Changsheng gave two thumbs up, and he had special respect, respect, and worship for Huang Lei.

The emperor looked down and saw that Eunuch Wei Changsheng was very satisfied, nodded with a smile and said:

"Then what do you say about this white butterfly female prisoner?

Eunuch Wei Changsheng finally understood when he heard this, it turned out that this was what he meant, but Wei Changsheng was also embarrassed, and he didn't dare to be the emperor's master.

He doesn't understand the law, and he's not an official, so how can he sentence and convict this white butterfly female criminal. But he embarrassed the eunuch Wei Changsheng to death.

But he had to answer the emperor's question, he simply thought of a compromise solution, thought of a pertinent answer, and quickly answered the emperor:

"The emperor is actually easy to do, as the saying goes, the bell needs to be tied to the bell, although the emperor is unhappy, but the main reason is that Lord Gao Hanhuan is unhappy, let's ask him what he means, let him decide. The old slave didn't dare to call the shots. ”

The emperor smiled slightly, but deliberately made it difficult for this Wei Changsheng eunuch and said:

"Wei Changsheng, why do you want to be arrogant? The most favorite person in the testimony is a capable and talented person, it is not easy for you to climb to this position through your own efforts, you are a talented person, and your age is just right, more than 40 years old. It's just enough to be used by me. ”

When Eunuch Wei Changsheng heard this, he was very happy, and quickly kowtowed and thanked him

"The emperor is wise, the slave is grateful, the slave is willing to do his best for the emperor, the slave is willing to be the emperor's liver and brain, his slave does not want to leave the palace for the rest of his life, he just wants to serve the emperor, in order to thank the emperor for the cultivation of the slave, thank the emperor thank the emperor thank the emperor for his kindness!"

At this time, Wei Changsheng's father-in-law raised his eyelids, and out of the corner of his eye, he had already found that a pair of legs had come over, wasn't it Gao Hanhuan's legs? His shoes were very special, and at first glance, they were expensive shoes that only rich people could afford to wear.

Although it is a pair of canvas shoes, it is also very expensive, and ordinary people cannot afford to wear them.

In fact, it was the private baby who put me on a dress, maybe she felt that she must not be ashamed in the royal circle, so she had to take out the best clothes and shoes to wear, and I looked down and found that I had changed my dress.

I looked down at my feet, then raised my head again, bent down and said politely to the emperor:

"Your Majesty, Xiaomin is already well, Emperor Xie cares, you personally came to visit Xiaomin in the cell for the sake of Xiaomin's affairs, Xiaomin is really grateful, Xiaomin is flattered. ”

In order to match the occasion, in order to perform hard, in order to render the atmosphere, in order to perform well, I knelt down and rushed to kowtow to the emperor, the emperor was very satisfied, in his eyes he was subdued two henchmen at the same time.

There were still many officials standing on the emperor's left and right, and they looked at me and Wei Changsheng with jealous eyes, because the two of us were inexplicably very relaxed, and they were easily favored in front of the emperor.

The Emperor laughed and made a gesture, and then the two of us understood, and then we stood up.

We were next to the emperor, and by the way, the two of us couldn't help but look around to meet the baptism of all the eyes that came over.

It turned out that there were at least seventy or eighty officials, and I probably didn't recognize many of them without official uniforms.

Because he deliberately acted like an ordinary person to restrain his concerns, how can I recognize this.

Among them, there was an old man who looked very sad, he stretched out his hand and pointed at me, he walked in front of the emperor and bent down to the emperor, bowed halfway, and couldn't help but say sadly:

"Why should the emperor serve the emperor? Why should he serve the emperor and how can he be appreciated by the emperor? What ability does he have? Lao Chen is not convinced, and the old minister has served the emperor for 45 years without merit or hard work, so why is he more favored than the old minister?"

I turned my head to look at the official and explained to him with great ease and pleasure:

"The reason is very simple, I am related to the current emperor, in fact, I am related to the current emperor's father, that is, the emperor, or the relationship between senior brothers and sisters, relatives, my own people, so I have to be favored. It was easy for me to say that everything came easily. Don't mind, sir. ”

"Well, you, you...... I think you're cheating at all. Oh, I didn't expect you to be the Emperor, you all know each other, you still have a relationship with the Emperor Taishang's brother and sister, my God, the old man has already checked, this is true information! Your Majesty, this information is true! The old minister went out of his way to see what this person looked like. Sure enough, it's a sweet look like a sharp-beaked monkey cheek, and I hate it. ”

As soon as this old man finished speaking, there was a young official next to him, probably a serious jinshi who was born in the imperial examination, and he walked up to me and accused me:

"What kind of thing are you? This official was born as a serious jinshi in the imperial examination, and I took the fourth place in the examination that year, and I was ready to be a petty official with a seven-grade sesame mung bean, why should you be favored in front of the emperor? Do you want to be a big official? Why are you? You are a cunning pig and a cunning person. You're lucky, huh!"

I took a closer look at the man. He's about 22 years old, but he looks like he's 32 years old and mature, with a big square face and a loyal and honest person.

But I didn't expect him to be very fair, especially when something unfair happened in front of him, as if I cheated and he didn't cheat, so he was not happy that my status was better than his.

I'm going to be a bigger official than him in the future, so he couldn't help but jump out and accuse me in public. You want to stop something unfair from happening.

It seems that he still likes to be nosy, and I think he will be of great use in the future.

But he is too young to reuse him for the time being, no wonder he is only a petty official.

As for the old man next to him, he will only grind and delay time, deliberately emphasizing that he has worked for the emperor for 45 years, but in fact, he has not done anything big in total, it is all trivial things, so his official career probably can't be promoted.

I guess neither of them knows what their shortcomings are, which is stupid.

I don't bother to be angry with them.

But I deliberately wanted to be angry with this jinshi, so I looked left and right and said to everyone:

"It's true. In terms of merit, I am a good brother who was born and died with the Emperor Taishang, what is wrong with me being favored by such a relationship? What's wrong with the emperor treating me as his own? Isn't it supposed to be? We are a family! How about it? I want you to take care of it? I think you are rare and strange, and you are not sensible. ”

I dare to teach a lot of officials in front of the emperor, now all the officials are contracted, all of them are low-eyed, don't dare to offend me anymore, as a result, I subconsciously raised my status, I proved that I am much higher than everyone else, everyone has to admit this grievance.

As if I wasn't enough, I suddenly took out a gold medal from my neck, which was a palm-sized golden pig card, but there were four big characters written on the front and back of the pig card.

There are two words written on the front called "Unblocked".

I flipped it over to show everyone the back, and there were two words written on the back called "Unobstructed".

The Emperor also stared at my gold medal with wide eyes, as if he had seen the holy decree given to him by his father, and he was very polite to me.

As for me, I turned around several times and turned the front and back of this gold medal over and over for everyone next to me to see.

Everyone had to be convinced.

Everyone quickly restrained their expressions of dissatisfaction with me, or their eyes quickly showed respect and meekness to me.

I finally smiled and handed this card to the current emperor, who took the card and looked at it carefully.

It was as if he was holding a gift from his own father, and then the emperor naturally handed the gold medal to a father-in-law next to him.

My gold medal was put in the sleeve of my father-in-law next to me. That's how my gold medal was confiscated,

I'm also careless, what a mistake.

I was dumbfounded, my eyes widened, and I froze in place, and the emperor laughed, left the cell first, and walked first.

After the emperor left, it took me a long time to come to my senses, and I couldn't help but explain behind the emperor while chasing:

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you wait! This gold medal was given to me by the Emperor, I didn't hand it over to you, this is my personal belongings! This is given to me by the Emperor, not for you! I am not a messenger, I am not a messenger, I am not a messenger to you, this is mine......"

When I chased out of the prison gate, I fell to the ground viciously to the four guards, I was prostrate on the ground, the emperor raised his foot and stepped on my head, snorted unhappily, and said solemnly and sternly with me:

"Hmph, how can it be your thing? It's clearly my thing, it's the real thing, you're just a messenger, bringing things to me. I'll give you a small credit. Well, don't make a fuss, and don't say it's your stuff anymore. I kindly reward you with a marquis. Are you convinced by my decision?"

Many officials helped the emperor to scold me in unison and majestically:

"Gao Hanhuan, you bastard, dog thing, pig and dog thing, you dare to steal something from the emperor, are you a thief? Do you want to go to the heavenly prison to sit in prison for the rest of your life, or do you want to be beheaded? Don't think that the emperor will help you, this thing is the emperor who took you off and handed it over to the emperor! How can it be your thing? Do you say that you are not convinced? If you do not accept it, you will kill your head. I think you still know a little better, and it's important to save your dog's life. Be your daughter-in-law, how good the emperor is to you, he actually compensated you, it is simply an additional gift. I see that you can take it when you see it, lest you fall short at both ends. ”

I calmed down, thought about it slightly, and had no choice but to do it, and this is the way it was, and I had to tell me something.

Otherwise, the emperor will really turn his face against me, I will really suffer, it seems that I don't have the right to the gold medal, this is unimpeded 4 big characters, how much power?

I don't have it anymore, I'm demoted to Hou Ye.

I sighed, looked up at the emperor, barely saw his knees, and I said aggrievedly and loudly:

"It's all villains who are confused and ignorant, and they misunderstand what the emperor means. Fortunately, the current emperor is wise and wise, and he completely understands. The villain is ashamed, but the emperor is still wise, so let's do what the emperor wants. The villain at least has a female marquis. The villain is already satisfied. The emperor spared his life, let the villain get up, the villain hurt so much. ”

The Emperor couldn't help but mutter:

"Oh, after all, he is the person who is the emperor of his father, now it's okay! I was angry and trampled her under his feet, oops, I really regret it, so I just gave his daughter-in-law a double salary. Well, that's it! Compensate her! It's easy! With the gold medal, I've earned everything. Hahahaha!"

The Emperor finally said to me:

"Gao Hanhuan, don't think that I don't love you, I will give you double money in the future, and you will have an income of 26,000 taels of silver in the future. The other marquis only have 13,000 taels of silver a year, and you won! Are you happy? Hahaha, drive back to the palace, hahaha!"

Of course I nodded, I couldn't speak, because it hurt too much, the emperor was very satisfied, let go of his noble dragon feet, turned around and left first.

Many people hugged the emperor and left, leaving me alone, and I took half a day to catch my breath.

I couldn't help but grumble:

"I, Gao Hanhuan, am a nobleman, so many officials and guards just now were ruthless, and they stepped on me fiercely, which was simply a deliberate personal vendetta, it hurts. ”

Many people in the distance heard it and laughed again, as if they were very proud.

After a while, I still couldn't get up and lay on the ground in the mud, like a dead fish.

It can be seen that I did suffer serious internal injuries.

Originally, I could have used my internal strength and true qi to heal myself, but I don't know why, I feel that I am not penniless but have lost my martial arts now.

I've become a waster, I've become an ordinary person, I'm in trouble, I'm in a hurry.

Sifan baby walked out slowly, walked in front of me and kicked my left shoulder, I gasped in pain, oops, it hurts.

Sifan Baby said ruthlessly:

"I was in my cell just now, and the aunt next door inadvertently told me about you. I didn't expect you to be surrounded by such masters, all young talents are surrounding you, aren't they? You are so ruthless, why don't I step on you a few times. You really have no conscience, and I'm angry because I'm looking for you everywhere. ”

The more Sifan spoke, the more angry he became, he really stepped on me when he raised his foot.

And specifically looking for my injured left shoulder to step on, this is my old injury in the past, today I was stepped on by Sifan, I feel that it has been affected by the old injury.

I couldn't help but hurriedly beg for mercy:

"Baby, we're family, don't do this, oops, my shoulder hurts. I injured my left shoulder for you, do you remember? Oops, it really hurts. By the way, baby, why did I lose all my martial arts?"

In fact, I didn't suspect that Si Fan did it at all, after all, I trust Si Fan very much, and he won't harm me.

Unexpectedly, Sifan took the initiative to admit:

"That's right, I did it, after you smell some flowers, it's the incense on my clothes, and your martial arts are really imprisoned and sealed, that's my idea. It's a method I found by accident.,It's a kind sister who told me this method.,The purpose is to control you.,In the future, your martial arts will be inferior to me.,But I'm very martial.,Hahaha.。 In the future, you will obediently be a cow and a dog in front of me, and finally wait for this day, hahaha. ”

When I heard that, my heart died. I couldn't help but complain:

"I still have something to do now, you give me the antidote, when I'm done with this pass, we'll have a vacation, I'd rather be a person who has lost all my martial arts, let's go on vacation, okay? Give me the antidote now." ”

I looked at Sifan, he just shook his head, it seems that he has made up his mind to let me be a waste person who has lost his martial arts for a while, I am so miserable, I am so uncomfortable and aggrieved in my heart.

At this time, I was locked up, and my aunt was probably released with kindness, and my aunt walked up to me and squatted down and said something to me casually:

"I'm going to find my senior sister who is a one-armed god, we used to be a teacher. Senior sister just informed me that an old friend was looking for us to have a wedding drink, and I left. ”

I was shocked, and I thought to myself that now is not the time to drink happy wine, what is this?

By the way, I remember, my family's order is for me to protect this one-armed god and nun well, and I have to go where he goes. He went to drink the wedding wine, and I had to go with him.