The tenth time, the one-armed god nun accepted two disciples, and I was beaten
The male apprentice, the owner of the crow, returned to the street, and the first thing he encountered was his junior sister.
And seven or eight meters behind the left of his junior sister.
A woman happened to come out of the door of an inn, and this person happened to be me.
Of course, this brother and sister didn't notice me as a stranger.
I was so cautious that I just looked in other directions, and I didn't look at the two of them at all, and they didn't notice me.
Actually, I jumped out because I cared about the one-armed gods.
"What's wrong with Huanhuan? What are you doing standing still? Blocking the door of people's houses, preventing people from doing business, it's not good, the boss is watching you." ”
Tempo walked out and patted me on the back, and I was startled.
I looked back at Tianbao, Tianbao's eyes were strange, and he frowned at me, because he thought I should leave.
Of course, I understood the implication at once.
But I saw the shopkeeper's face in my spare eye, this old man's expression was very strange and embarrassed, he wanted to bomb me away, and he was embarrassed, because people who do business don't dare to offend customers.
But the shopkeeper seems to have made up his mind to let us go quickly, and does not want to receive us, why is this?
I wonder if someone gave an order to the shopkeeper, that's why he did it.
I turned to look at the many guests in the inn, and one of the young men stood up kindly and told me loudly and truthfully:
"Maybe you've offended the people of their Qingshui faction. They are very bad, they must have put pressure on the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper doesn't want to do your business. ”
I don't know why, as soon as I heard the name Shimizu faction, I felt that it had something to do with me, and it should be the scum of my faction.
I thought to myself:
Our sect is called the Cold Ice Palace, which has something to do with water, and the Qingshui faction also has water, so that's it.
But the shopkeeper is also very pitiful, so why let him be in a dilemma?
Anyway, this shopkeeper is quite pitiful, and he is quite thick, so I don't have to embarrass him, so I had to turn around and take Tianbao's hand and leave.
The shopkeeper got his wish as usual, and although he saw the two of us stunned for a while, he finally left, and he could be regarded as sending away the plague god.
The shopkeeper breathed a sigh of relief, with a relaxed and happy expression.
After a while, suddenly the officials from the yamen came. This is an official and not a sprout, the shopkeeper hurriedly came to greet him personally, and the six officials went to walk in together, and then casually found a large round table on the first floor and sat down.
An official in white clothes couldn't wait to follow the courteous shopkeeper who was wiping the table:
"Shopkeeper, do you have any noble complaints here? He is about this tall, and then he looks okay with his small appearance, and his greatest characteristic is his eyes, his eyes are particularly bright, and they are like this. ”
After saying that, the official took out a picture of a picture of a picture from his sleeve.
The shopkeeper hurried to take a serious look, and this look startled him.
It turned out that although he was not very familiar with the appearance depicted in this picture, he remembered very clearly in these eyes, wasn't it the plague god he had just sent away?
The shopkeeper thinks that the painter's craftsmanship is too poor, and he should listen to what others say about how bad he is, but this look is unique.
It turns out that I have two lumpy black eyes. And my black eyes were a little cross-eyed, and they weren't in the middle of their sockets, but near the bridge of their nose.
The boss's expression was serious, and he looked embarrassed and embarrassed.
It just so happened that a shopkeeper came to add tea, and he also looked at the piece of paper with this phantom pattern, and recognized it at a glance.
This brainless shopkeeper said casually:
"Yes, there is this person, he just left, he went out after a while, and he went to the left, they didn't go fast, do you want to chase after him?"
"Ah, what are you staying here? Oops, I've finally found it. One of the burly and tall officials, who looked like facial features, stood up all of a sudden, slapped the table excitedly and said.
When the shopkeeper heard it, she didn't know whether it was good or bad, she was very afraid, and her voice trembled, and she stammered and asked:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what you have to do with him, do you want to arrest him, what did he do? I don't think he looks like a bad person. ”
The first official to talk to the shopkeeper smiled and said to the shopkeeper:
"Shopkeeper, he will stay at your house from now on. You have to treat her well, be sure to make her feel at home, you serve him well, you will have benefits in the future, he is now, hehe, that is a little red man in front of the emperor. ”
The old man of the shopkeeper sat on the ground in surprise when he heard this, he was stunned for a while, but he quickly reacted, and the shopkeeper's face was full of smiles.
The shopkeeper hurriedly instructed the stupid shopkeeper next to him:
"Little four, don't be stunned! go out and chase after you, chase the distinguished guest back, we have a task, we have to serve her." Hurry up, my uncle won't let you do any other work today, just serve him. Go after it. ”
It turned out to be the relationship between his uncle and his nephew, and the second little boy in this shop put down one of his teapots, and then threw the towel behind his back and carried it on his shoulder.
He hurriedly opened his legs and rushed outside, in fact, there were many people in the inn, but he was as slippery as a loach, and he was very dexterous to avoid everyone and not hit everyone.
But he rushed out quickly, which shows that he is a person with fire and ability, and his skills are very sensitive.
According to the judgment standard of the shopkeeper, he is also a gold medal shopkeeper.
Sure enough, in less than ten minutes, this little fourth shop junior chased the person he was chasing, and that person was eight meters away in front of him.
It turned out that the female guest was standing quietly with her back to him. Because this female guest is still holding a person in her arms.
It turned out that the female guest was hugging an acquaintance, and the two of them were talking together, and sure enough, the female guest was his friend on the left side, and the male guest was his twin brother.
It turned out that when the two people complained, they had already reported to their families, so many people knew that they were twin brothers and sisters, so they were very close.
Deng Xiaohao hurriedly walked a few steps ahead, and then stood on tiptoe and stared wide-eyed, and it turned out that there was a small man in his arms, about 1.65 meters tall.
I saw these two people hugging each other tightly like a couple, but this young man seemed to be coquettish.
It was as if he was losing his temper, and even the young man pinched the cheek of the female guest, and even pinched her ear, as if to teach him a lesson.
You must know that just now the shopkeeper knew that this female guest had just become the emperor's little celebrity, which was really a noble person, but this male guest dared to bully her like this, it was really rare, it was really good-looking, and he couldn't help but laugh when he watched it on TV, just like many passers-by who watched the excitement next to him, passers-by also laughed.
Many passers-by were in a hurry, and everyone slowed down and stopped to look at it for a while before leaving.
There were also many passers-by who simply stopped and looked at them directly.
There are also people on the second floor, third floor, and fourth floor of the shops on both sides, and they also walked to the window or to the balcony, looking down condescendingly, hugging two people together.
It's like it's very good, and it's like watching a play.
Tempo was the first to notice that people from all directions were watching the gaze they threw at them.
Tenma felt a little embarrassed, and he didn't know why Tempo also turned his head to look around.
But the two people who hugged each other were as if there was no one around.
Tianbao couldn't help it, I raised my hand and patted my left shoulder, and sternly persuaded me:
"Okay, okay, don't be like this, this is still on the street, many people look at you, don't you feel ashamed? Okay, okay, let's separate, although you are husband and wife, don't be so obvious, okay, just know in your heart. Divide and divide!"
Under the pull of Tianbao, I was separated from Sifan in my arms, in fact, Sifan was too enthusiastic about me, and I didn't want to do it, but I had no choice, whether it was at home or on the street.
The main thing is that Sifan is angry, I guess he should have broken his leg, and he looked for me everywhere but didn't find it.
He was very anxious and angry, he really wanted to lose his temper with me, and finally found me, but he didn't expect that first he would salute and then soldier, be good to me first, and then scold me again.
Sifan and I clasped hands together, and then we walked forward, Sifan smiled for a while, got angry for a while, and changed his face very quickly.
I was dumbfounded, I felt like a chameleon.
Sifan first smiled and said to me gently and kindly:
"Where have you been? If you say disappear, you will disappear, and you will not tell me, and it will make me look for you, and I will look for you everywhere when I smell your scent, and then you will go everywhere to play, and you will patronize a lot of small shops and stalls, and I will look for you everywhere. I even ran after a small vendor for several streets, and I wanted to ask you for clues and whereabouts. As a result, the little vendor owner was terrified. ”
At this point he glared at me fiercely, reached out and hit me on the head. He said fiercely:
"You said you can't run a few fewer shops, run fewer stalls, you caused me to find 465 places, all of them were empty, how disappointed I was at the time, I was worried about you, afraid that something would happen to you. ”
Speaking of this, he stretched out his foot and kicked my leg hard, of course I'm not stupid, after all, I'm a martial arts practitioner, I dodged flexibly, and as soon as I dodged, he was angry with him, so he wanted to kick and beat me even more, but he hugged him in a hurry, but he didn't expect it to be like a switch, and he immediately stopped getting angry.
Seeing this scene, there was a senior sister in yellow clothes from other sects who couldn't help but smile and covered her mouth and told us, especially to me:
"You're so happy. Sister, it seems that he really loves you, I am really happy that you are so good, she treats you as a jewel, and even treats you as a god, worships you, worships you, likes you, loves you so much, you have to be nice to her. As a woman, being liked like this by a man, you are really good, I admire you. ”
I looked up and saw that more than 4 meters away from us, a woman in yellow gave me a thumbs up, and there were 6 people next to him who all stretched out a thumbs up or two thumbs to me, and a male disciple raised his foot, which meant that he really admired me.
I can imagine that through his shoes, his big toes are cocked, showing his admiration and praise for me.
I was so happy that I laughed.
But because of such a scene, it turned out to be something.
It just so happened that there were many elders from other sects in all directions, and they thought I was a female hooligan, a female flower thief.
One of the seniors of a certain sect who looked like an aunt was very angry and accused me:
"What are you doing here? Are you eating from the bowl and thinking about the pot? You are holding a young and ignorant young man who wants to molest other sects in your arms, you are so shameless and too excessive, this is on the street, you are too uneducated, how did your parents teach you, this is a violation of customs and shamelessness. You think you're a man and dashing, you're so shameless. ”
After saying this, this aunt jumped out and walked to the front of the crowd, even to my left, and she still pointed at me and scolded me again.
But at this very moment, there was a voice in the crowd that was not very loud and not very slight, but it was strange for everyone to hear.
The voice said coldly:
"White Butterfly Shimei hasn't seen you for many years, don't be angry, forgive him, for the sake of your face, he is a disciple of the Pingni family. And the Tianbao next to him, who is also a lay disciple in the bottle, don't be angry, save some face for him. ”
"Why is there such a thing, one-armed god nun, you are really interesting, you are not lying, are you?"
I was amazed to see this aunt looking behind me.
I didn't expect the one-armed nun to meet me for the first time, and actually helped me out of the siege and let me be my apprentice, I was so happy.
To be tried independently, it is because he has a pivotal position in the rivers and lakes, and many people respect him very much and give him face.
I didn't expect that a monk would help me at this moment today, it's unbelievable.
The key is that in the eyes of many Chinese people, I am indeed immoral, hugging and pulling with men on the street, and eating from the bowl and thinking about the pot.
So I guess it's not surprising that I've been scolded by a lot of people.
I myself thought I was unlucky, I was scolded by others, at most I took someone to leave the crowd quickly, but I didn't expect this big mother to be really unforgiving.
I was a little aggrieved, deliberately showing weakness, and explained pitifully to the aunt on the right next to me:
"Auntie, do you want to borrow my marriage line, do you want to touch my light? What do you want to do when you see you are so close to me? You see my peach blossom luck so good, you see my marriage line is so good, do you want to tear off one and a half roots, and then wrap it around you?"
When I said this, the bystanders suddenly let out a roaring laugh for hundreds of dollars, all laughing at this aunt.
This aunt's face soon turned red, he was speechless with anger, and he pointed at me speechless.
I grinned and continued with a hippie smile:
"I can see the red eyes in your eyes, and the bystanders are not stupid and can see it, you are really taking the initiative? I didn't expect that people would not die when they reach middle age, and they still think about marriage, right?"
"Shut up! Hugh is talking nonsense, angry to death!
Although this aunt stamped her feet hysterically and made herself look serious, no one believes it now, and many people believe my speculation.
The two green clothes next to them happened to be an aunt's apprentice, and the two female disciples couldn't help but say in unison:
"Oh, it's so embarrassing, why is the master like this? Usually he looks very serious, but I didn't expect to show his timidity on the street at a critical time, and the master is so shameless. We are really miserable, and we actually have such a master. ”
After saying that, the two female disciples hurriedly covered their faces completely with their sleeves, and then silently and cautiously escaped from the crowd and left the master.
A lot of people laughed again when they saw this.
I looked at this aunt who was bullied by me, and said in a good mood:
"You see that we have a good relationship, and you can't see us good! Your heart is itchy, so you have to make it difficult, you have to jump out and accuse me, don't you? You really love to behave, but you don't do it right...... Yoyo Yo You."
It turned out that happiness was sad, and this aunt couldn't help but slap me on the back of the head, because there was still a Sifan in her arms, and it was too late to dodge.
In addition, the crowd surrounded us so tightly that we couldn't jump out at all, so I was beaten and I fainted.