"Today is simply to broadcast to you the appearance of Sun Wukong's meal, if you think it is good, remember to pay attention, and I will broadcast to you the daily life of Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain. ”

Lin Fang gave a brief introduction, and then asked the mountain god to take the mobile phone.

"Goo~"

At this time, he listened to the mountain god swallow his saliva and said, "Great Sage, what kind of dish are you? Why is it so fragrant!"

"This is a dry pot tenderloin, with beef, it's pretty good, do you want to try it?" ”

Lin Fang turned off the live broadcast and put his phone aside.

Then, another bowl of lunch box was opened, disposable chopsticks were opened, and handed to the mountain god who was a little hesitant.

It's not that Lin Fang specially ordered two bowls of boxed lunches, but the starting price of this one is 40 yuan, but the price is quite affordable, and the taste is more authentic.

A dry pot tenderloin with beef and rice is only 20 yuan, and Lin Fang has to order two portions each time.

This is just right, and the mountain god will not waste it when he eats together, and he can also find the mountain god to pay some money when the time comes.

"This box is dry pot pork belly, although this pork belly is a little fat, but it still tastes very good. ”

Lin Fang picked up a large pile of pork belly and onions and handed them to the mountain god's bowl, and was immediately moved to the mountain god.

"The Great Sage······ You are really good to the little god, and in the future, the life of the little god will be the great sage, and you can take it at any time. ”

The mountain god chewed the delicious pork belly and delicious and tender white rice in his mouth, and his heart suddenly warmed, no one had ever been so kind to him, and he couldn't help but have the above words.

Lin Fang was taken aback, wasn't it just a bunch of pork belly that I didn't like to eat?

"That····· Eat, eat. ”

Lin Fang wanted to say something, but he was afraid of saving the face of the mountain god.

After all, someone else has given you their lives, and you refuse it in person, doesn't this look down on others?

Lin Fang had no choice but to pretend that he hadn't heard it, and beckoned the mountain god to eat more, hoping that the mountain god would soon forget these words.

However, his actions made the mountain god more sure of his decision, and felt that his decision to follow Lin Fang was indeed correct.

Lin Fang didn't know these yet, and after eating a few bites of food, he felt a little bored and clicked on the ghost animal website and looked at the ghost animal.

Eating and watching ghost animals and watching anime before going to bed has almost become a habit for him.

Nowadays, he is much more convenient, he doesn't have to move, he puts his mobile phone in front of a stone and puts it upright, and then eats while watching ghost animals, this kind of life is really cool!

"Sand sculpture video: Xiaohong, I've liked you for a long time, can you be my girlfriend?

At this time, Xiaofu, who was driving a rich car, came over: You have to make a choice today, do you choose him or me?

Xiaohong was very angry and accused Xiaofu: You are rich and amazing, don't you deserve to have love if you don't have money? What's wrong with riding a bicycle? It's romantic and stylish.

Xiaoming was very moved.

Xiaohong looked at Xiaoming: I believe in you, as long as you are willing to work hard, you will definitely find a better ······

Then, Xiaohong got into Xiaofu's car and left. ”

Lin Fang immediately dropped the lunch box and quickly typed it: Wonderful!

"Sand Sculpture Video: One Day, Xiaohong and ······"

The mountain god turned sideways and looked at the little strange man in the strange little box, and wondered: "Great Sage, how can this little box still make a sound? Why does the person in this box look so weird?"

Lin Fang quickly typed a 'first wonder for respect', then paused the video, and said to the mountain god: "Don't you think it's very real? Look at you, a fairy, do you have a wife? Are there women? Women like handsome and rich, how can they like short and ugly frustrations like you and me?"

The mountain god's expression was a little moved, and the speed of eating slowed down.

Seeing this, Lin Fang became even more interested, and pulled the mountain god to teach his experience over the years: "Look at the Jade Emperor, there is the Queen Mother! Erlang God, there is the Three Princesses of the West Sea! Even the mortal Cowherd has a girlfriend, but he has never heard that the mountain god has a girlfriend." Why is that? You know?"

"Because····· Tenjo?"

The mountain god hesitated.

"Tiantiao is used to step on, make a fortune, and the methods of marrying beautiful girls are all written in Tiantiao, and others Yang Jian dare to trample on them, so they each have girlfriends, and many people have several. ”

Lin Fang said bitterly: "You may not feel anything now, but in fact, if you look closely, you will find that there are very few women in this world, and even fewer beautiful women, because there are too many men, and there are too many opponents you have to compete." ”

"People like Dong Yong, Cowherd and even Agarwood know how to find women across races, just you are still honest as a single dog for 10,000 years, a god like you was a single dog in ancient times, and you are destined to be orphaned in the next life. ”

"The ancient requirements are not so big, no money can have good looks, no looks can have literary talents, no literary talents can be honest, and no honest can be strong, but people like you can be honest, and they are too honest, in this remote corner of the mountain, even if you are honest, you don't know it!"

"Great Sage, I've heard of the Cowherd you said, but who are Dong Yong and Agarwood?"

Lin Fang rolled his eyes, "After talking to me for a long time, you remember this?"

"You don't care about these details, what you care about is that if you don't work hard, you won't have a wife, aren't you panicking?"

"Even the land lord has an old woman, although she is old, she is also a companion, do you really have no sense of crisis at all?"

"Great Sage......... What you're saying is so outrageous. ”

The mountain god said with a bitter face: "If the little god does this, he will be questioned by the Jade Emperor, and he will violate the rules of heaven, but he will commit a capital crime." ”

"If you don't even dare to violate the rules of heaven, then you deserve to be single for the rest of your life. ”

Lin Fang patted the mountain god on the shoulder, and said bitterly: "Think about it, I know that it may not be acceptable at first, and I didn't expect those women to be so crazy, none of them want to get married, and the requirements for marriage are so high, and the most important thing is that they are so ugly." ”

"Choose early, be happy early, choose late, be happy late, don't choose, don't be happy, grasp your own life, don't let your future self blame you." ”

The mountain god was confused when he heard it, but the heart that had been honest for a long time was indeed stirred, and suddenly he wanted to find a woman like the land lord, even if it was an old woman, it was better than being alone on the mountain.

"Great Sage, I'm going to water the flowers. ”

The mountain god wants to find a quiet place to think about life, after all, life is so long, I didn't feel anything before, and now I suddenly think of living an endless life alone, which is still quite boring.

"There you go!"

Lin Fang waved his hand, took three or two bites of the meal, and then picked up his mobile phone to find a department to take a look.

However, I suddenly remembered that my job had not yet been settled, so how could I just watch the ghost animals in such a leisurely manner?

In this place where you can't find a job and there is no job assignment, how can you just be so comfortable, this is waiting for death!

Although I can't find a job, I have to find a way to make money, so that I can live the beautiful life I am pursuing.