Lei Zhutou told Hua Fengchun: "Mayor Murong applied to the above to allocate a sum of money to enclose the Huoyun Cave. ”

"What for?" Hua Fengchun asked.

Lei Zhutou said: "Mayor Murong said that he wants to make Huoyun Cave into a famous place of interest, and the stone tablets have been carved, and tomorrow he will ask someone to carry it to Huoyun Cave and stand up." ”

"What stele?" Hua Fengchun asked again.

"The stone tablet that sings your praises is engraved with nine big characters, and the flower is in the spring road to destroy the demons. ”

Tianjizi wrenched his fingers beside him and calculated, "These are eight words, not nine words." ”

"Oh, don't dwell on these details," Lei Zhutou continued: "Mayor Murong said, circle the Huoyun Cave and send a few people to sell tickets. ”

Tianjizi sneered: "Spend five corners of silver to see a stone tablet, who can be so big? The head is so big that you can't pass through the city gate." ”

Lei Zhutou pouted: "Just by erecting a stone monument, there will definitely not be many people looking at it." However, if we renovate the Huoyun Cave and make some landscapes, it will be different. ”

"Do the landscape?"

"That's right, make two statues, make up two stories, and ask two painters to paint for tourists there, and draw a piece of silver for a tael.

"Then, we are also going to make a golden body for the flower arrangement, and this golden body will respond to your needs, and the more money you spend, the greater your wishes will be fulfilled. ”

Hua Fengchun said: "If you put a merit box in front of the golden body, it will be full in one day." ”

"One day, you also underestimate the strength of good men and women, Mayor Murong estimates that after the Huoyun Cave becomes popular, the merit box will have to be cleared in an hour. ”

Hua Fengchun said: "You guys are so deceitful, okay?"

Lei Zhutou's eyes glared: "How can this be called a lie? We didn't force them." Besides, we have other preparations, Mayor Murong wants to invite a circus to attract tourists.

"If you have faith, go to the merit box and throw money. If you don't have faith, you can watch the circus next to it.

"Don't say it, the circus is quite interesting, the monkey plays, Sun Wukong's dead son - absolutely monkey. ”

Hua Fengchun had a picture in his mind, there was a huge statue of himself standing in front of the Huoyun Cave, a group of men, women and children kneeling there, burning incense and kowtowing, and a group of artists next to him were playing monkeys and performing.

Come, flip over, flip over, good monkey, and make a monkey steal peaches for the officials.

Don't miss it when you pass by, everyone, the little one will show you a chest broken boulder, the boulder is not broken, I will be broken!

Come and see, come and see, bewitching beauty vs. shameless python.

Uncle and aunt, I'm hungry, let's enjoy food......

Hua Fengchun frowned, and everyone who asked for food came to join in the fun.

Lei Zhutou painted his voice and continued to talk about the tourism development plan of Huoyun Cave.

"There is a small ditch in the cave of Huoyun, and we are going to take out the water from that ditch and sell it. ”

"Pull it down," Tianjizi said, "the water is all stinky, who will buy it?"

Lei Zhutou said: "That ditch is stinky water in other places, but in Huoyun Cave it is divine water. We have already sent someone to publicize that the reason why the flower path chief was able to defeat the white-faced Langjun was because he drank that divine water. ”

Hua Fengchun drooped her face, "Aren't you using my banner to deceive people?"

Lei Zhutou said: "It's okay, if you believe in this thing, you will be spiritual if you believe it, and if you don't believe it, it will not be spiritual." Besides, when we sell divine water, we also come with a pack of antidiarrheal medicine.

"We told the tourists that not everyone can drink this sacred water. Some people are not artificial enough, and they have diarrhea after drinking. ”

Hua Fengchun looked at Lei Zhutou, "You and Mayor Murong are really geniuses, it's a pity that you don't want to be gods." ”

Lei Zhutou smiled slightly, "Little tricks are only gods, and those of us who have great skills have to be officials." ”

Hua Fengchun said: "You developed this Huoyun Cave, mainly relying on me to attract tourists, so, you have income, do you want to share my piece of the pie?"

Lei Zhutou said: "Of course, every month in the future, we will share 10% of the profit to you." ”

Lei Zhutou took out a few silver tickets from his arms, "This is two hundred taels of silver, which is considered to be the share during the trial operation of the Huoyun Cave Scenic Area." And this, too, for you. ”

Lei Zhutou took out a small doll again, and Hua Fengchun saw that it was made in his own appearance.

"It's quite similar," Hua Fengchun took the doll in her hand and fiddled with it.

Lei Zhutou said: "We also want to sell dolls in the scenic spot, which is also a profitable business." The cost of a doll is only a few copper plates, and we sell it for one or two silver. ”

"One tael of silver?" Tianjizi was very surprised: "It's so expensive, can anyone buy it?"

"You go all the way to Huoyun Cave, can you take some souvenirs back? I was reluctant to spend even this tael of silver, and I came out to play a fart. ”

Tianjizi pointed to the doll and asked, "Only Koharuko's doll?"

"And mine," Catcher said with a smile as he took out another doll.

Tianjizi looked at the doll in the shape of a thunder catcher, "Well, I bought this thing and took it home to ward off evil spirits." ”

"In addition to mine, there are also white-faced Langjun and Mayor Murong," Lei Zhutou took out two more dolls.

Tianjizi said, "Is there no mine?"

"Not yet, I can tell the craftsmen in the workshop to make one for you. ”

Tianjizi stroked his beard and smiled with satisfaction.

Lei Zhutou said: "However, your doll can't be sold at a high price, it can only be regarded as a giveaway." Buy two dolls and give one of yours. ”

Tianjizi was unhappy, "Why can you sell your for money, and mine will be for nothing?"

Lei Zhutou said: "If this doll wants to be sold for money, it has to be popular." ”

"I won't talk about Koharuko, what popularity do you have?"

"I'm not popular, I'm handsome. ”

When Lei Zhutou said that he was handsome, he was obviously lacking in confidence, trembling, looking out the window, afraid that a thunderbolt would hit him and split him.

Tianjizi stood up and pointed at Lei Zhu's head: "What did you just say, be louder, and say it again." ”

Lei Zhutou plucked up his courage, "Just say it, I'm handsome......"

As soon as Lei Zhutou said the word "handsome", there was a bang.

Lei Zhutou was so frightened that his face turned green, and he shrank down and was about to drill under the bed.

In the year of the sassy, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning.

Hua Fengchun opened the window, looked outside, and shouted, "What's the matter?"

The little devil said in the courtyard, "I'm popping popcorn here." ”

The system gave away a popcorn machine, and the little devil was immediately obsessed, and every day he had to bang a few times, break a few pots of popcorn, and play with food.

Hua Fengchun said: "Don't collapse, let's talk." ”

At this time, a sweet voice sounded outside the courtyard gate: "Is the flower arrangement there?"