Liang Huan took the iced tea, turned it over, looked at it for a long time, and asked, "How do you drink this thing?"

Tianjizi smiled, and the time to pretend to be forced has come again.

Tianjizi took the iced tea and pointed to the lid, "If you see it, unscrew this lid and you can drink it." ”

Tianjizi twisted it hard and unscrewed the lid off.

With a complex feeling of curiosity, humility, and reverence, Liang Huan took the iced tea and took a sip.

Master Liang watched from the side and asked, "Son, how does it taste?"

Liang Huan was stunned and trembled all over, "Dad, this thing is so delicious, take a sip, every pore on your body is comfortable, just like eating ginseng fruit." ”

"Give me a taste. ”

Master Liang took the iced tea, took a sip, jumped up from the chair at once, and called out two loud characters:

"Lie ~~~ groove!"

Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi were all stunned, thinking, is this groove good or not?

Master Liang looked at the bottle of iced black tea in his hand, as if he was looking at the fairy holy water, "There is such a divine object in the world, this is divine water, I have to take it back, if anyone in the family is sick, take a sip." ”

Hua Fengchun hurriedly said: "This is an ordinary drink, it can't cure diseases." ”

Take three yuan a bottle of iced tea to treat a disease, and the big iron stick hospital can't cheat money like this.

Master Liang put away the egg yolk pie and iced tea, and heard a loud shouting sound outside:

"Tianjizi Dao Chief, Flower Dao Chief, I'm here!"

The person who came was Lei Zhutou, who took two small catchers and walked into the Honghuang Temple with joy.

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and when they saw the little devil in the yard, Lei Zhutou walked over and touched the little devil's head with a smile.

"Guawa, where are your master and brother?"

The little devil didn't speak, and bit the palm of Lei Zhutou's hand.

This king's head is also something you can touch?

Tianjizi went out to see it, and hurriedly shouted: "Loosen your mouth, let it go, you loosen your mouth quickly, don't be rude." ”

Lei Catcher is a person in the yamen, and he is a catcher, so he has to give him some face.

The little devil let go of his mouth in a huff.

Lei Zhutou was happy today, it didn't matter if he was bitten by the little demon king, he hugged his fist and saluted Tianjizi: "Don't come to harm, is the flower path here?"

"In the house. ”

Lei Zhutou waved his hand, and walked into Hua Fengchun's bedroom with two followers.

Master Liang and Liang Huan said goodbye to Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi, and went home with egg yolk pie and iced black tea.

Egg yolk pie and iced black tea are enough for these two to be rare for a while.

Lei Zhutou was full of spring breeze and asked Hua Fengchun: "Ikebana chief, how are you now?"

Hua Fengchun lay on the bed, "It's okay, it's just that my body is weak and I have to recuperate for a while." ”

Lei Zhutou said: "Let's eradicate the demons in the Fire Cloud Cave, I have already reported it to Mayor Murong." ”

Tianjizi frowned beside him, thinking, what do you mean by us eradicating the demons in the Huoyun Cave? In the Huoyun Cave, you don't seem to have done anything other than kneeling and singing about conquest.

With a big face, Lei Zhutou continued to say: "Mayor Murong attaches great importance to our work and reported it to the Mu Governor's Mansion, and the Mu Governor's Mansion approved a reward of one thousand taels of silver. ”

Lei Zhutou turned around and made a look, and the two little catchers hurriedly carried a large box and walked over.

Lei Zhutou opened the box, and it was full of white silver, shining brightly, dazzling.

Tianjizi said: "Xiao Chunzi destroyed the demons in the Huoyun Cave, such a big credit, give one thousand taels of silver?"

Lei Zhutou said: "This thousand taels of silver is public money, and you also know that the finances are tight, and it is not easy to come up with a thousand taels of silver." ”

Hua Fengchun looked at the silver in the box and said, "These silver seem to be more than a thousand taels. ”

Lei Zhutou gave a thumbs up: "It's still the flower path with good eyesight, this is a total of two thousand two hundred taels of silver." ”

"How did you come up with such a number?" Hua Fengchun asked.

Lei Zhutou explained: "One thousand taels of silver was given by the government, one thousand taels of silver was given by Mu Zhifu, and two hundred taels were given by me." ”

The silver is said to be divided into three parts, but in fact, it is all out of the public's pocket.

Take the public's money and do your own favors, Mu Zhifu and Lei Zhutou are high, they are really high.

Hua Fengchun said: "I accepted the one thousand taels of silver from the public." I can't take the silver of you and Mu Governor's Mansion. ”

Lei Zhutou said: "Ikebana chief, don't be so polite, this is a little bit of our heart." If you don't, then slap us in the face. ”

Hua Fengchun smiled, "Okay, I won't hit you in the face, I'll accept the silver." It's just that, why do you want to give me two hundred taels of silver?"

Lei Zhu's head was like a little boy who wanted to confess, twisting and pinching, and his face was red.

"Chief Ikebana, that's the case, the matter of eliminating the demons in Cuiping Mountain must be written as an official document and reported to the imperial court. I'll take credit for this credit as a ...... for the two of us."

Tianjizi couldn't listen to it anymore, and shouted: "Lei Zhutou, you are not kind to do this. ”

Lei Zhutou said: "Don't be angry, if there is any material reward above, I will definitely double it for you." You also know that I am nearly forty years old, and half of my life will pass, and I am still a little catcher, I am not reconciled.

"If you want to be promoted now, you must not only have favors, but also merit, and you must be able to handle both software and hardware. If the credit for destroying the demons is in my name, I will have the merit, and the next step is for me to spend some money and get through the relationship, and I can go up.

"When I am promoted, I will be the first to thank the two of you. If there is anything to do with the two of you in the future, as long as I can do it, I will not hesitate. ”

Hua Fengchun looked at Lei Zhutou and thought, this kind of person you say he is bad, he is not so bad, you say he is good, he sometimes does dirty things.

Be a friend on the scene.

Hua Fengchun said: "Lei Zhutou is polite, we are Taoist priests, monks, indifferent to fame and fortune. ”

Lei Zhutou gave Hua Fengchun a thumbs up: "Ikebana chief, admire and admire, I am so big, I admire two people, one is my father, and the other is you." ”

Tianjizi said beside him: "Since you worship Xiaochunzi so much, just recognize Xiaochunzi as your godfather." ”

Lei Zhutou did not hesitate: "Okay, the flower path chief can be my godfather, that's my blessing." ”

"Stop, stop, my master is joking, don't take it seriously. ”

Hua Fengchun now has a headache when she hears the word "godfather", people specialize in being godfathers for those young and beautiful little girls, and they are good for themselves, and they are good for bad old men and rough old men as godfathers.

are all godfathers, why is this gap so big?

Lei Zhutou said: "By the way, Hua Godfather, there is one more thing I want to tell you." ”

Flowers in Spring: "......"

You might as well call me Ikebana.