Are human words terrible?

Awesome!

Not long after the four masters and apprentices walked westward, a group of female monsters blocking the road appeared in front of them, all of whom were five big and three thick, with tiger backs and bear waists, and it seemed that the comers were not good.

"Master, looking for you, my grandson withdrew first. Sun Wukong gradually retreated, very acquainted.

Xie Yun: emmmm

What kind of apprentices did he accept, and he didn't have the consciousness to solve problems for his master at all

He stiffened, rode forward to greet the female monsters, got closer, saw it clearly, and gasped in his heart, there were many ugly monsters.

The group of female monsters in front of Xie Yun, how can they be good, they are black, extremely fat, and extremely thin, and they all seem to be demon losers.

"Ladies and gentlemen, what are you doing?"

"Dao Chief, please let me go, we are blocking the road today, we are here to find your apprentice, I have something to ask. The female monsters decisively bypassed Xie Yun and went straight to Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng behind him.

"Look, Qi Great Sage Sun Wukong!"

"Marshal Peng, Zhu Bajie!"

"General Roller Blind!"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng felt flattered, they walked on the road to learn scriptures for several years, and it was the first time that a female fan welcomed them.

It's not easy, and I finally mixed myself into an idol-like character.

"Don't squeeze everyone, prevent stampede accidents, take your time, what are you doing when you come to find my old grandson?" Sun Wukong asked excitedly.

"Great Sage, is this you?" A female monster with vigorous hair held a photo and was excited: "What do you use to remove your hair, and how do you take it off so cleanly?"

Sun Wukong's face turned black when he saw the photo, it was his women's photo in Caokou Mountain not long ago!

"Marshal Peng, don't run, how did you lose weight?"

"General Roller Blinds, how did you whiten?"

It turned out that the photos of the three apprentices' women's clothes were circulated, which caused a stir in Xiniu Hezhou, especially some female monsters with poor qualifications.

They think that the three men and women's clothes are so good-looking, there must be a secret makeup technique that is not passed on, and this time they came to learn from it.

A group of ugly girls, chattering crookedly, quarreled with the old half, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng all listened to it, and they wanted to commit suicide.

How did the matter of women's clothing spread, and in the future, a group of people took photos of women's clothing to recognize people, but what should I do?

I don't seem to have the face to recognize people!

"Well, don't deceive people too much, the beauty in the photo is not my grandson, get out, get out, otherwise don't blame the guy in my hand for not recognizing people!" Sun Wukong was annoyed and angry, took out the golden hoop stick from his ear hole, and threatened.

"What's fierce, sisters, let's go!" the female monster was startled by the enraged trio, and muttered and fled in all directions.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were severely hit, especially Sun Wukong, who had the best face, and the whole person was almost abolished.

As a master, Xie Yun couldn't bear to see it, so he suggested: "Wukong, why don't you walk around and relax?"

"Master, the matter of women's clothing has spread, where else can my grandson go?"

"Go to the court, those sworn enemies in the court don't laugh at me!"

"Go to the Dragon Palace, the Dragon King of the Four Seas is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he must know about women's clothing, and he wants to talk about my old grandson behind his back. ”

"Even if I go back to Huaguo Mountain, I won't have the face to see the monkey and the monkey!"

Sun Wukong felt deep despair at this moment, although the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation were large, there was really no place for him to stand at this moment.

"Silly monkey, be optimistic, if you really talk about the Three Realms, you are not the first person in women's clothing. Xie Yun reminded the apprentice.

"Master, who else is the women's clothing?"

"Nanhai Guanyin Bodhisattva, if you go to her, you may be able to relieve the knots in your heart. ”

The Bodhisattva is not a woman's clothes, she is even more ruthless, she was directly reincarnated as a woman, and now she has nothing to do, a horse with a good mentality.

"Master, my old grandson is going!" Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, stepped on the somersault cloud, and went straight to Putuo Mountain.

Xie Yun looked at Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng and asked, "Do you two want to go with you?"

"Hey, hey, master, it's okay, no, how long has this been a god, who hasn't had a black history?" Zhu Bajie carried a nine-toothed nail rake, "Who dares to do this in front of my pig noodles, I will rake him to death!"

Sha Seng also said: "Master, don't worry, the two of us are not second senior brothers, we have a strong psychological capacity, as long as we don't admit the matter of women's clothing, it is a rumor." ”

Xie Yun gave a thumbs up to the two apprentices, and the three of them continued on the road.

Sun Wukong somersault cloud is extremely fast, less than an hour, he came to the Luojia Peak of Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea, he just walked two steps, and met Mu Zha, who patrolled the mountain.

"What does the Great Sage do?"

"It's a bit important for my grandson to find the Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva is there, please lead the way. Sun Wukong said urgently.

Seeing that he looked hurried, Mu Zha didn't dare to stop him, so he took the person to the Chaoyin Cave where Guanyin retreated, and before he could report it, a good fortune boy ran out of it and stopped the two.

"Bodhisattva retreat, don't let anyone disturb you, go back!"

"You rabbit cub, don't you recognize the power of the golden hoop stick in my hand?" Sun Wukong said angrily: "My old grandson has such a violent temper, believe it or not, I will start a fire, and I will demolish your Putuo Mountain?"

The good wealth boy shrunk his neck and laughed: "The Great Sage is angry, I'll laugh with you, don't do it, it's not good to fight and kill!"

"Can you go in?"

"Yes!"

"Can my grandson talk to the Bodhisattva?"

"No problem!" the good fortune boy looked at the golden hoop stick in front of him, and replied fluently.

Just then, a white parrot flew over, "Great Sage, the Bodhisattva let you in." ”

Sun Wukong entered the Chaoyin Cave alone, and the white parrot stopped Mu Zha and the Good Wealth Boy, "You two stop, follow me to watch the entrance of the cave." ”

The good wealth boy was anxious at that time and asked, "That monkey is fierce and unreasonable, what should I do if I am a mountain bodhisattva?"

"Phew, you just want to go in and eavesdrop on the root of the wall, the Bodhisattva is a quasi-saint, and you can't clean up a Da Luo Jin Immortal?" said the white parrot with disdain.

Sun Wukong turned around in the cave seven times and eight times, and finally came to the foot of the Baolian stage, and when he saw the Guanyin Bodhisattva meditating above, he let out a long sigh.

Seeing this, Guanyin knew that this monkey was in trouble, and his heart was happy.

Like, the four of you masters and apprentices are powerful, and your vision is so high that no one is in your eyes, but it is difficult to learn the scriptures, and there are always you who don't talk about it, and now you can't ask for help?

No, I've got to hold it.

"Wukong, what are your difficulties, come and listen. She asked, without a hint of expression on her face.

"Bodhisattva, I can't hide it, but my grandson has one thing to ask for, and in this matter, you are the only one in the entire Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation who can help me. ”

The corners of Guanyin's mouth began to rise, she wanted to ask something, but she had to hold it, and she had to let the monkey come out on its own.

"Bodhisattva, the first two of my grandson's forced women's clothes began to circulate in Xiniu Hezhou, which made me very depressed, you have experience, you enlighten me?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva has a question mark, what do you mean by this monkey?

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