Sun Wukong saw that Guanyin's face was not happy, and there seemed to be signs of anger, he asked weakly: "Bodhisattva, you have not always been a woman, and the photos of women's clothing are widely circulated, and you are worshiped by everyone, in the face of this situation, how do you adjust your mentality?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: emmmmm

Is it strange for an old lady to wear women's clothes?

What do you mean by this monkey?

I'm stepping on a horse like a daughter!

"Wukong, look at the magic weapons in the hands of the deity, they don't look like the big bags on your face?" Guanyin Bodhisattva used his magical power Thousand Hands Guanyin and showed out thousands of magic weapons on his body.

If you don't beat this monkey out of today, the deity will take his surname, run to my house, question my gender, what do you mean?

"Bodhisattva, don't do it yet, my master asked me to come to you, and he said that you are experienced and can untie the knot in my heart. "Sun Wukong moved out of the big backer behind him.

Guanyin was stunned, the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, the deity recruited you to provoke you, how can you get anything on me?

Is it tolerable or unbearable, this time, the old lady must be recovered.

"Wukong, don't run back, let's have a good chat. ”

"Actually, in this matter of women's clothing, the deity has two strategies to help you, which one do you want to listen to first?"

Sun Wukong saw that Guanyin had put away thousands of magic weapons, and he thought about it in his heart, feeling that it was unlikely that Guanyin would make a move on him.

He pretended to be bold and came back and asked, "Bodhisattva, my grandson must have chosen the best strategy!"

"The best policy is simple, you go to the underworld for a trip, reincarnate once, you and I will be good sisters in the future, I believe that no one will talk about your women's photos in the future, saying that no one can chase you. Guanyin sincerely suggested.

This method is once and for all, and there are no consequences.

But Sun Wukong listened to a black line, what kind of bad idea is this, to completely turn my old grandson into a female monkey, you think about it, I don't agree, I don't agree to die!

Guanyin saw his resolute attitude and said, "Then you listen to the next strategy, the deity feels good." ”

"I want to hear about it. ”

"Women's clothing, you will always wear women's clothing in the future, so that the Three Realms of the Flood and Wilderness will know that you have a feminist fetish, after a long time, naturally no one will say this, and even some people will not know to ask, and someone will explain one or two for you. ”

Phew, what's the bad idea?

My grandson is also a monkey who wants to save face, this kind of thing that ruins his reputation, don't do it, and don't do it to death!

"Bodhisattva, can you give some reliable advice?" Sun Wukong looked at Guanyin suspiciously.

He now deeply felt that the master had let himself come to the wrong place.

"Wukong, what are you anxious about, doesn't the deity still have a middle strategy. A glimmer of light flashed in the corner of Guanyin's eyes.

She was ready to make the monkey suffer, otherwise he wouldn't know why the flowers were so red.

"Bodhisattva, if you have something to say, why bother to detour, my grandson is an anxious son. Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks and said.

"You go back to Huaguo Mountain to avoid the limelight first, and when the heat of women's clothing is over, you go back to learn the scriptures, anyway, the Immortal Emperor doesn't need you to subdue demons and eliminate demons. ”

"Who said that, wasn't the one-horned man last time cleaned up by my old grandson?" Sun Wukong said angrily.

Guanyin's words hurt his self-esteem, the dignified Monkey King, no matter where he went before, he was the absolute protagonist, but now he has been reduced to a miscellaneous worker.

People are difficult to dismantle, Bodhisattva, you still pierce my heart, you are really not a person.

Having said that, this is a middle point that is worth considering.

Sun Wukong took out a paper crane that spread sound for thousands of miles and told Xie Yun that he would go back to Huaguo Mountain to avoid it, and then leave Putuo Mountain.

Sou!

Before the paper crane flew out of Erlidi, he asked Guanyin to perform a grappling technique, caught it, and burned it to ashes with spiritual fire.

This matter has a head!

She took out the sound transmission talisman and began to contact the Buddha of the Great Lei Yin Temple to report the matter and make some premature suggestions.

"My Buddha, the deity has a little idea, I don't know whether to talk about it or not. ”

"Don't talk about it, something related to Uncle Xiao, I just held a small meeting in the sect and decided to implement the three-no matter policy. Before Guanyin could speak, Rulai rejected the proposal with a straight face.

The so-called three regardlessness means that we should not care about things that have nothing to do with Buddhism, we should not care about things that do not harm the interests of Buddhism, and we should ignore things that can be ignored as much as possible.

In a word, Buddhism should try to avoid conflicts with the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors.

"Ahem, my Buddha, the deity is also a self-aware person, Uncle Xiao is a werewolf, we can't afford to provoke him, but his apprentice, we can still calculate, just that monkey. ”

"Think about it, around the Immortal Emperor, we must always leave us Buddhism alone, right?" Guanyin's words, like a spell, began to linger in Rulai's brain.

Rulai began to relent, and no longer explicitly objected, but he demanded that the matter be carefully planned and not make a mistake.

"My Buddha, who is the deity, don't you know yet?" Guanyin is full of confidence.

There are four great spirit monkeys in the wilderness, which originate from one source, their appearance is the same, the breath is the same, but the magic power is different, they really want to pretend, except for themselves, outsiders can hardly distinguish the real from the fake.

The first is the Lingming Stone Monkey, that is, the Monkey King, the second is the Chijiri Horse Monkey, whose whereabouts are unknown, and the third is the Gibbon Monkey, who showed his face in the battle of the gods, worshiped the Interception Sect, and is now escaping the world and practicing penance, and in the end it is a little interesting, it is a six-eared macaque, good at listening.

He knows other people's affairs clearly, and he is very suitable to replace Sun Wukong, lurking on the way to learn scriptures, and becoming an undercover Buddhist agent.

The best thing is that this monkey stole the Bodhi seed of the saint species some time ago, and was arrested and locked up in the precept hall of the Da Lei Yin Temple for reflection.

If this plan succeeds, there is no need for him to steal any information, as long as he lurks by Xie Yun's side honestly, has nothing to blow the wind on his pillow, and nagged a few words of Buddhism.

"This plan is very feasible, let me think about it for two days, Guanyin, you remember, don't leak it. Rulai advised.

After discussing some details, the two destroyed the communication charm to prevent the handle from being left.

Three days later, Rulai made up his mind to personally take away the six-eared macaque from the precept hall, and in the secret realm of Lingshan, a person and a monkey looked at each other for a long time, and the atmosphere was a little ambiguous.

"Alas!" Rulai sighed and made up his mind, he reached out and patted the six-eared macaque on the shoulder, and asked with concern, "Are you still comfortable in the Discipline Hall?"

", you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet, we don't know each other, explain in advance, I'm a straight monkey, and I don't accept it. The six-eared macaque exploded all over its body in an instant.

If it weren't for the fact that he was now tied to death by the immortal rope, and he couldn't run away from this sub-saint queen, he would have wanted to slip away, even if it cost a lot.

"Get out, Buddha, how can you fall in love with your monkey?" Rulai touched his hand on the six-eared macaque's clothes in disgust.

He asked very directly: "Among the four spirit monkeys in the wilderness, you are the worst now, do you want to make some changes?"

"Even if I change, I won't sell my body!" the six-eared macaque still didn't let down his guard against Rulai.

After all, people are swordsmen and I am fish and meat, if something really happens, he has no power to resist, so he can only bear it silently.

"Do you want to replace Sun Wukong?"