Chapter 72: Get Out!
Hua Fengchun and the white lady who showed her original form fought fiercely, and the sky fell apart, and the little devil stood by and watched, dazzled and unable to intervene.
Hua Fengchun and the White Lady were eager to tear each other to pieces, and the whole room trembled violently.
At this time, Xu Zixian's voice came from outside:
"Lady, I've brought hot water!"
Hearing this, the white lady immediately changed back into her human form and sat down on a chair. Hua Fengchun also put away the peachwood sword and sat opposite the white lady.
Xu Zixian entered the room with a smile and said, "There was an earthquake just now, you weren't afraid, right?"
"No, no. ”
Xu Zixian was dumbfounded, looked at Hua Fengchun, and asked, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"
Hua Fengchun and the White Lady fought fiercely, the bun was disrupted by the White Lady, and the head was like a chicken nest, messy.
Hua Fengchun held chopsticks in one hand, took a bite of food slowly, and arranged her hair with the other.
"It's okay, it was windy outside just now, and it ruffled my hair. ”
Xu Zixian sighed, turned to look at the white lady, "Lady, why is your face so ugly, drink hot water." ”
The white lady took the water cup, smelled it, and after confirming that it was white water, she drank it.
Xu Zixian is a little stupid, but he is still very careful about the White Lady.
He looked at the white lady and said, "Lady, what's wrong with you, why is your face so ugly?"
The white lady said, "I'm not feeling well, and I want to go back to my room to rest." ”
The white lady wanted to leave, Hua Fengchun resolutely disagreed, and shouted: "Can't go!"
Xu Zixian was inexplicable, looking at the flowers in spring.
Hua Fengchun said: "Madame, I haven't finished this meal yet, people are iron and steel, and I am hungry if I don't eat a meal." The weaker your body is, the more you need to eat. ”
Xu Zixian: "That's right, lady, why don't you eat something and then leave." ”
"I don't eat anymore, I don't have an appetite, I just want to go back to the bedroom and lie down in bed for a while. ”
The white lady was holding on there, she was about to lose it, and if she didn't go back to the bedroom, she would show her original form in front of Xu Zixian.
"Madame, I'll take you back to your bedroom. ”
Xu Zixian hugged the white lady and got up to leave.
Hua Fengchun is anxious, if she just lets the White Lady go, it will be a failure, and if she insists on it, the White Lady will soon show her original form.
"Can't go!"
Hua Fengchun roared, opened her arms, and blocked Xu Zixian and the White Lady's way.
Xu Zixian's face was full of surprise, and he looked at Hua Fengchun: "Who is that, what are you going to do?"
Hua Fengchun racked her brains, thinking about how to keep the white lady and take Xu Zixian away.
Xu Zixian patted Hua Fengchun with a big grin: "Who is that, you sit first, and I'll come back to drink with you later." ”
Xu Zixian was about to leave, and at this time, the little demon king, who had been silent, spoke.
"Divine doctor, someone is calling you outside. ”
Xu Zixian looked outside: "Why didn't I hear it?"
Little Demon King: "I heard you, someone called you, and you screamed several times. ”
Hua Fengchun: "I also heard it, the man was shouting for Doctor Xu, and he shouted for a long time." ”
"Doctor Xu," Xu Zixian became excited, "that must be calling me, I'll take a look." Lady, you wait for me for a while. ”
With that, Xu Zixian left the white lady and ran out.
Hua Fengchun looked at the White Lady: "I'll give you one last chance, get out of here, and never pester that quack doctor again." ”
The white lady's eyes burned with anger: "You stinky Taoist priests, I love each other with each other, what does it matter to you?
The white lady turned into a big white snake and pounced on Hua Fengchun. Hua Fengchun summoned a peachwood sword, faced the big white snake, and rushed to kill, and there was a fierce battle in the house.
Hua Fengchun and the White Lady fought dozens of rounds, regardless of victory or defeat.
Hua Fengchun thought to herself, she couldn't fight so hard, and she had to use some wisdom to fight.
Hua Fengchun deliberately showed weakness, pretending to be no match for the White Lady and wanted to escape. The White Lady had never seen such a cunning Taoist priest, and she didn't know what the plan was, so she wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue, but as a result, she was hit.
Hua Fengchun slapped the white lady with a thunderous slap and hit the white lady, and the white lady fell to the ground.
Hua Fengchun held down the White Lady, lifted the peachwood sword, and wanted to poke a few holes in the White Lady's body.
At this time, the door was pushed open, and Xu Zixian walked in.
"You lied to me, and no one was looking for me outside, but there was a drunk man peeing at the base of the wall, and you ......"
Xu Zixian is highly short-sighted, and after entering the house, he found that after saying a few words, the table had collapsed, the chair had overturned, and the room was in a mess.
"Who's that, what are you doing?"
Hua Fengchun said: "Doctor Xu, there is something I have to tell you, your wife is not a human, she is a demon. You see, she's in her true form now. ”
Xu Zixian looked dazed, walked over and looked, and was furious.
"it!"
Xu Zixian grabbed a vase next to him and hit Hua Fengchun's head.
Hua Fengchun screamed in pain, stepped back, and shouted, "Why did you bite Lu Dongbin and don't know the hearts of good people?"
"I just went out for a while, and you pressed my lady to the ground, and said that you are a good person?
Xu Zixian raised another vase and wanted to hit Hua Fengchun.
Hua Fengchun looked down and saw that the white lady had changed back into human form.
Hua Fengchun pointed to the white lady and explained to Xu Zixian: "She is really a snake demon, if you don't believe it, you give her a glass of wine, and she will be able to show her original form immediately." ”
"Now your sister, you get out of here, immediately, immediately, now, now!"
Xu Zixian seemed to be crazy, raised his chair, and was about to hit Hua Fengchun and the little devil.
Hua Fengchun and the little devil escaped from the room and escaped from Xu Zixian's house.
Before leaving, the little demon king gave Xu Zixian a five-word comment - "stupid human!"
Hua Fengchun and the little devil returned to the Honghuang Temple, and Tianjizi was lying on a recliner, listening to the radio and eating potato chips.
Radios and potato chips were systematically gifted to Hua Fengchun, and the radio has entered museums in the modern world, but in the medieval world it was cutting-edge technology.
After Tianjizi found the radio, he couldn't put it down, and even coaxed and threatened, got it, and listened to it if he had nothing to do.
This radio is different from ordinary radios, it has two major features, first, it is solar-powered, and second, it broadcasts some content according to the user's taste.
After Tianjizi got the radio, the radio played operas such as "Eighteen Touches", "The Little Widow's Midnight Lover", and "Passionate Love in the Sorghum Field".
Tianjizi saw that the flowers were in spring, and the little devil came back, so he turned off the radio, after all, the little devil is still a child, and he can be dirty, but he can't let the child follow him.