Chapter 73: The Boston Lobster
Tianjizi saw that the flowers were in spring and the little demon king was depressed, and asked, "What's the matter, let people beat me?"
The little devil said, "Let's go investigate, the quack's wife is a snake spirit. We were supposed to subdue the snake spirit, but the quack doctor didn't believe us and drove us away. ”
Tianjizi smiled, "It's normal to have something unpleasant at work." The goblins in the world are so big, can you all be wiped out? Come on, come on, just eat some potato chips, I specially left them for you. ”
The little devil is still a child, and he is the most greedy, so he walked over and grabbed a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth.
Suddenly, the little devil's eyes widened and he asked, "What kind of potato chips is this?"
"Super spicy potato chips. ”
"Ahh
The little devil was not afraid of the earth, he was afraid of eating spicy food, he screamed, ran to the water tank, plunged into the water tank, cooed and cooed, and drank half of the water in one go.
"Master, I hate you!"
Tianjizi smiled proudly, "Little Demon King, you are growing up slowly, you have to exercise and eat something spicy." ”
The little devil came out of the water tank, wet, spicy and confused, his legs were as soft as noodles, and he walked floating.
Tianjizi picked up the bag of potato chips in his hand, "Do you want to challenge again?"
"Master, I can't forgive you!"
The little devil bared his fangs and wanted to bite the sky.
Tianjizi hurriedly jumped up from the recliner, waved his hands, and shouted, "Wait, I made delicious food for you." ”
At the mention of eating, the little devil's anger was suppressed a lot, and he asked, "What is delicious?"
Tianjizi deliberately sold a pass, "You can come and see." ”
Tianjizi walked into the restaurant with Hua Fengchun and the little devil, and Hua Fengchun and the little devil looked at the food on the table and couldn't help but let out an exclamation.
On the dining table was a steamed Boston lobster, which was bigger than the little devil and leaked domineeringly.
This Boston lobster is a gift from the system, and the gadgets given by the system will be distributed on time in the hall dedicated to the god of the flood after twelve o'clock at midnight every day.
These things, sometimes flowers go to pick up in spring, and sometimes, Tianjizi and the little devil go to pick them up, just like taking a courier.
This Boston lobster was taken by Tianjizi, and Hua Fengchun and the little devil didn't know it, and got a big surprise.
The little demon king circled around the big dragon and said, "What is this?"
Hua Fengchun said: "This is the Boston lobster. ”
The little devil looked up at Hua Fengchun: "Brother Chun, have you eaten before?"
"I haven't eaten it, I've seen others eat it. ”
Before the crossing, Hua Fengchun was a pure sling, not to mention eating Boston lobster, and occasionally eating a spicy crayfish, that would be considered an improvement in life.
Tianjizi pointed to Da Bolong: "Do you know that I almost lost my life in order to make this dish for you." ”
"So exaggerated?" Hua Fengchun asked.
"Not an exaggeration at all. ”
Tianjizi told Hua Fengchun and the little demon king about his experience of making this big wave dragon.
First of all, Tianjizi returned to the Taoist temple and came to the main hall to pick up the express. He found that the delivery he gave today was a large rectangular box.
Tianjizi took a knife, sang "Eighteen Touches", and opened the big box.
Before Tianjizi could see what was inside, a cold light flashed, and the murderous aura rushed straight to Tianjizi's front door.
Tianjizi subconsciously stepped back, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and looked at it, and a fierce big wave dragon came out of the box.
Tianjizi thought that the system had made a mistake and sent a monster over.
In the sea near the Great Zhou Empire, there is no shrimp as big as the big dragon, and even the emperor Lao'er has never seen it.
Tianjizi sat on the ground, looking at the big wave dragon in a daze. The big wave dragon was violent, and took the initiative to attack Tianjizi, and the two big claws, like two deadly scissors, fiercely clamped towards Tianjizi.
The big wave dragon does not clamp the arms or legs, and it is the lifeline of the heavenly machine.
Tianjizi thought to himself, Nima, you were a eunuch in the palace in your last life, haven't you forgotten this craft in your life?
When Tianjizi has not yet figured out the situation, this big wave dragon wants to treat Tianjizi as food and eat it first.
Tianjizi panicked, got up and ran, and the big wave dragon chased after him.
A strange scene appeared, a big wave dragon chased an old road, running in a circle in the Honghuang Temple.
Tianjizi was out of breath and almost ran out of strength, but Da Bolong was still in good spirits.
Tianjizi was about to cry, thinking, why am I so unlucky today? I went to Kangjiagou and was beaten by the ruthless teacher, went to see a doctor, and was almost killed by a quack doctor.
Tianjizi looked at the approaching big wave dragon, and a sense of pride suddenly arose from the bottom of his heart.
"The Flood View is Lao Tzu's territory, and I can't let you go wild!"
Tianjizi ran back into the room and took out the electric baton. This electric baton was also sent by the system, and Hua Fengchun gave it to Tianjizi for self-defense.
Tianjizi took the electric baton, turned on the power to the maximum, and poked at the big wave dragon fiercely, and the big wave dragon shook his body, fell to the ground, and fainted.
The man-shrimp war, which lasted for nearly an hour, finally ended.
Tianjizi let out a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked at the big wave dragon, thinking about what to do with it.
Suddenly, Tianjizi remembered that it was a shrimp, and shrimp could be eaten, such a big shrimp must taste crooked.
So, Tianjizi used his strength to eat, dragged the big wave dragon to the kitchen, washed it, put it in the big steamer, and steamed it.
Tianjizi finished talking about the production experience of this big wave dragon, and said to Hua Fengchun and the little devil:
"Risking so much risk for the teacher to make this lobster feast for you, should you show something?"
Hua Fengchun: "We would like to express our warmest gratitude to Master. ”
Whoa~~~
Hua Fengchun and the little devil applauded.
"You two, you're not serious, let's eat, let's eat," Tianjizi pouted.
The little demon king stared at the big wave dragon, "How do you eat this thing?"
Tianjizi: "Eat with your mouth, do you still eat with your nose?"
"You all dodge, I'll deal with it. ”
Hua Fengchun volunteered, rolled up his arms and sleeves, broke off Da Bolong's body, took out the meat inside, and divided it into three parts, one for each person.
Although this big wave dragon grows big, the meat is delicate, and after steaming, it is snow-white and shiny, and it is attractive to look at.
The little devil was salivating, he couldn't wait for a long time, and after taking a bite, his eyebrows fluttered, "It's delicious, it's delicious." ”
Hua Fengchun took a bite and nodded again and again, well, very good.
Tianjizi said: "You can eat such delicious things, all of which are due to the teacher. ”
The little demon king said, "Well, Master, I'll go and order three sticks of incense and worship you." ”
"Fuck off, what a fragrant thing, you bastard, you can't stop your mouth when you eat!"