Chapter 29 10,000 Years Without Brushing Your Teeth?

Zhu Bajie's mood was really good, so good that he got up early the next day and went to the vegetable market to buy ingredients and come back to make breakfast.

When Sun Wukong woke up with a sore back and withdrew all the sound insulation techniques, he smelled the aroma of fried steak.

He hurriedly opened the door and walked out, and saw the upright man who was transformed by Zhu Bajie wearing an apron, holding a frying pan in one hand and a spatula in the other, humming a song and frying steaks in the open kitchen, looking very good.

Sun Wukong is strange, didn't this product let himself be super aggrieved after being scolded last night?

And he didn't hear the content of the call between himself and Rulai, according to his character, he should be angry for several days.

Sun Wukong thought for a while, tsk, maybe he and he haven't seen him for thousands of years, maybe the mentality of this thing has changed.

And Zhu Bajie gave him the feeling that not only his mentality had changed, but also his IQ had improved a lot.

And the improvement of IQ is reflected in the analysis of the matter of the poisonous lady yesterday - well, it makes sense, although he vetoed it on the spot.

Zhu Bajie turned around and saw Sun Wukong standing at the entrance of the bar, grinning, "Ha, senior brother, you finally got up, I thought you were going to sleep until the afternoon." ”

With that, he looked back at his steak.

Sun Wukong walked to the plate that had already contained several steaks, picked up a fork, inserted a fried steak, and stuffed it into his mouth.

Zhu Bajie heard the sound and looked back, "Oh, Brother Monkey, why don't you eat without brushing your teeth?"

Sun Wukong eats it, a mouthful of beef is fragrant, fragrant, and he can't make his speech slurred: "What kind of teeth do you brush? Lao Tzu hasn't brushed his teeth for ten thousand years." ”

Zhu Bajie listened to the whole person is not good, "Hey, how many bacteria should you have in your mouth?"

Sun Wu blanked his eyes, "It's definitely not as much as you." ”

Zhu Bajie stopped hearing this, quickly turned over the steak in his hand, and turned back to argue: "I brush my teeth three times a day, and my teeth are white and shiny every day, where do the bacteria come from?"

He tore his lips apart as he spoke, flashing his white, shiny teeth.

Sun Wukong flashed his bright teeth, and said with a look of disgust: "You went to the dentist to wash it out of white, it is not natural white, it is not healthy at all, and it is not as beautiful as my teeth." ”

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he opened his mouth wide to reveal his slightly yellow teeth that had been stuffed with a few pieces of beef between his teeth and said: "Na, idiot, you see, healthy teeth should be a little yellow like mine." ”

Zhu Bajie almost choked on the smell coming out of his mouth and vomited out the overnight meal, and quickly raised his hand to cover his mouth and nose, "Brother Monkey, you are too disgusting, a mouthful of leeks, I think for the sake of our happy cooperation, you better brush your teeth properly, okay?"

Sun Wukong didn't do it, picked up the fork and forked a large piece of steak, stuffed it directly into his mouth and still slurred: "Have you heard of a saying?"

Zhu Bajie simply pinched his nose and talked to him, "What common saying?"

Sun Wukong chewed the steak in his mouth a few more times before he said, "If you don't eat it cleanly, you won't get sick." ”

Zhu Bajie: "......"

After Sun Wukong ate two more steaks in his mouth, he felt that his stomach was finally full, so he put down the fork, turned around and went back to the room, and then went to sleep.

Zhu Bajie glanced at the plate that had been naked, and was so angry that his hand holding the spatula was shaking, and he shouted at the door: "You stinky monkey, you don't know how to leave me two?"

After saying this, he suddenly thought of the sentence that Sun Wukong just said that he hadn't brushed his teeth for 10,000 years, and couldn't help but shudder, alas, it's better to forget it, fortunately he didn't stay, otherwise he would have to eat his saliva.

Hey, it's disgusting.

Zhu Bajie pinched the disc and fork with two fingertips, put them in the sink, and then washed his hands with dish soap twice before continuing to fry the remaining steak.

Sun Wukong really slept until 3 o'clock in the afternoon when the old snail mother came.

Zhu Bajie was watching TV on the sofa, when he heard the doorbell ringing, he walked over and opened the video doorbell to take a look, and saw that it was the old snail mother, he quickly turned around and rushed to the door of Sun Wukong's room and slapped it, "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, that old snail is here." ”

Zhu Bajie filmed for almost a minute before Sun Wukong opened the door.

Zhu Bajie hurriedly put away the slap he was about to slap, and took a step back in surprise, "Brother Monkey, why have you changed back to your original form?"

Sun Wukong yawned and stretched his waist, "Oha, well, comfortable, don't you know that yesterday I was on top of the mole Wu Niang's body, I was lying on my stomach, I wasn't lying down, I wasn't lying on the left and right, I was sleeping with a sore back, alas, I was comfortable to sleep again." ”

Zhu Bajie Zhu Bajie couldn't help but hehe twice, and then thought of the old snail outside, and quickly got anxious again, "Oh, Brother Monkey, you hurry up and change back, change back, that old snail is here, if she sees your original body, let's go through this play." ”

Sun Wukong took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, 3:05.

So Sun Wukong asked Zhu Bajie to open the door first, and he came by himself.

Zhu Bajie walked two steps with great confidence and turned around, asking him to hurry up, and then went to open the door for Lao Tianluo.

By the time Zhu Bajie welcomed the old snail mother in, Sun Wukong had already changed back to the appearance of the mole Wu Niang, yawning while walking out in a nightdress.

"You came on time. Sun Wukong smiled at the old snail mother, "I almost overslept, fortunately, my dear is at home today, otherwise you will have to run for nothing." ”

Zhu Bajie looked at him expressionlessly, where could he go if he wasn't here?

Tianluo's old mother smiled and said, "Then I'm really in a hurry." ”

Her little squinted eyes looked between the two of them, trying to see some flaws.

After all, Mrs. Poison also said that Sun Wukong's transformation technique is very good, and it is difficult to guarantee that this couple is not Sun Wukong's change.

So whether it's right or not, she's better to be cautious.

Sun Wukong also laughed twice, and then commanded Zhu Bajie, "My dear, you quickly take this grandma to our storage room and take out those things to clean and clean the glass and work for her." ”

Zhu Bajie was stunned, they didn't buy any cleaning tools yesterday, it's over.

He hurriedly asked Sun Wukong with his eyes, do we have those things?

After Sun Wukong gave him a "peaceful" look, he pushed him casually, "You hurry up and take Mama there, and when you come back, hurry up and make me lunch, I'm hungry." ”

Zhu Bajie took the old snail mother to the storage room with apprehension, and when he slowly pushed open the door, his eyes lit up Hey, there really is.