Chapter 30: The Generation Gap
In the storage room, there are not only mop wipes, but also various cleaning liquids for cleaning, etc., and even glass scrapers.
His heart fell, and after giving the place to the old snail mother, he turned around and went to the kitchen to cook for Sun Wukong.
When he walked to the living room, he didn't forget to say to Sun Wukong: "Honey, just got up, remember to brush your teeth." ”
He said this thief loudly, just to let the old snail mother hear it, so that Sun Wukong had to be forced to brush his teeth because of his words.
It turned out that his threatening method was very effective, and after glaring at him, Sun Wukong obediently went back to his room to brush his teeth.
Zhu Bajie sang proudly, "The shoes are torn, the hat is torn, and the robe on the body is torn......"
The more cheerful he sang here, the tighter the snail mother's brows wrinkled over there, how could this person sing this song?
Sun Wukong quickly brushed his teeth and came out, and when he heard Zhu Bajie's song with a broken voice, he walked over and complained: "Don't sing, the song sung by such a broken voice is not good at all, besides, if you want to sing, let's sing something modern." ”
Tianluo's mother came out of the storage room with a cloth and a bucket, and joked with a smile: "I didn't expect young people today to know this song, I thought it was only people of our time." ”
Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he said cordially to the old mother of Tianluo: "Old mama, do you also like this song?" Let me tell you, this song I have listened to since I was a child, and what I have listened to has gone deep into the bone marrow, no matter where I go, I sing this song with my mouth, but my dear family always dislikes me. ”
Saying that, he also looked at Sun Wukong quite aggrievedly, looking very much like those daughters-in-law who complained.
When Tianluo's mother heard him say this, she smiled and said: "Isn't it, my children are like this, when they were young, they sang this to them, and they still disliked it, and they all said that they liked that hum hahe, we use nunchucks or something." ”
Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, and asked as he lay on the bar: "You still have children?"
When Tianluo's mother heard what he said, her face suddenly darkened.
Zhu Bajie hurriedly gestured at Sun Wukong with a spatula, "How do you speak? Mama is so old, how can she have no children!"
Sun Wukong seemed to realize that he had lost his words, and quickly covered his mouth and said apologetically: "Oh, I'm really sorry, look at my fast mouth." ”
Tianluo's old mother sighed and shook her head, "It's okay, there are children, but now that they have grown up and pursued their own lives, who wants to stay at home with me, an old man." ”
Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong glanced at each other and didn't speak again.
The old mother of the snail was lonely and picked up the dun cloth bucket to wash her hands and mop the floor with water.
To say that this snail mother is really good at work, she cleaned the house inside and out, from floor to ceiling, in less than three hours.
In the middle, it hasn't stopped yet, and this good physical strength made Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie look at this bright home environment, and they had to give her a 5-star praise on the Internet and then add it.
After the two of them sent away the old snail mother, they made dinner early, and after eating, they walked out of the demon world with the many groups of races walking.
Because the coral bay where they live is the closest place to the exit of the Demon Realm, many residents who live here will take a walk after dinner, walk on the dam outside the exit of the Demon Realm, and then disperse again after eating.
So at this time, the inventory is the loosest time.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie took advantage of this moment to get out of the demon world, walked on the dam, and then flashed to the mountain behind the dam as they walked, and then turned into a nightingale and flew straight out dozens of miles away, jumping up to the sky, attracting somersault clouds to turn back into their original bodies and sit on top of them and fly straight to the westward Yamen.
As soon as he got on the somersault cloud, Zhu Bajie complained, "Brother Monkey, you said that we both have to go back, why are you still asking me to make dinner?"
How nice it would be to go back and eat dinner made by the flower fairy.
Zhu Bajie complained while picking up his hand and looking, "My hands are a little swollen when they soak in water." ”
Sun Wukong glanced at his big meat hand, then looked at his fat-headed pig face, and sighed, "I said Bajie, you are addicted to being a pig, right?
Zhu Bajie snorted coldly, "You care about me, I like to live like this, and the flesh will not have bones when he sleeps." ”
Sun Wukong lifted it up and leaked it in one go, and he really had nothing to say about Zhu Bajie's reason.
Flying halfway up, Sun Wukong poked Zhu Bajie with his finger, "Hurry up and make a call and ask him to send a location." ”
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that their Journey to the West Yamen would move, so he hurriedly responded with "oh oh oh", took out his mobile phone and called Tang Seng.
Only when he finished calling to locate the location did he react, "Brother Monkey." Don't you have a mobile phone, why don't you call it yourself and let me call it instead?"
Sun Wukong smiled, waved his hand, and said, "How expensive is this long-distance phone call." ”
Zhu Bajie listened to the whole person is not good, "Oh, you think this long-distance call is expensive, just let me call, right?"
Sun Wukong nodded and smiled: "Yes, Bajie, you have made so much money in business, I think you definitely don't care about such a small phone bill." ”
Sun Wukong just wanted to tease him, but he didn't really think so.
But Zhu Bajie misunderstood, he had made Sun Wukong's words so angry that he was about to commit high blood pressure, "Oh, do you think I should take the initiative to bear these phone bills when I make money in business?
"Uh......" Sun Wukong rarely saw Zhu Bajie so serious, and he was a little blindfolded for a while.
"Brother Monkey, do you think I'm a good bully?" Zhu Bajie stared at Sun Wukong with a serious pig face.
"If you really mind that little phone bill, I'll ask Master to reimburse you when you go back, or I'll call you the next time you want to call." Sun Wukong felt his scalp tingle when he saw it.
Xindao said that if he had to deal with this nerd at this time, he would probably have to fight with himself.
It's not that he's afraid of what will happen to him when he fights, because no matter how he fights, Zhu Bajie can't beat himself.
He just thought that the two would have to get along in the future, and felt that it would be better not to make too much trouble.
If this guy cares so much about this money, then just give it back to him.
Zhu Bajie saw that Sun Wukong couldn't understand what he meant at all but misinterpreted it, and he was even more angry in his heart, so he simply snorted and turned his head to ignore him.