Lin Fang didn't even look at Tang Sanzang, for fear of being entangled by him.

At this time, the live broadcast room has already been turned upside down

"On the way to learn the scriptures, I am always wronged by you, always criticized by you, and driven away by you, so I don't want to learn the scriptures, and I don't want to learn the scriptures even if I am killed. Brother Monkey is mighty! If you are sad and helpless, you should not learn from it. ”

"Actually, Brother Tang Seng is quite handsome, especially Brother Tang Seng who is serious about learning scriptures is even more handsome, no wonder the king of the daughter country wants to marry him. ”

"Brother Monkey, why don't you let Tang Seng stay and be a live broadcast Internet celebrity. With his appearance, he must have tens of millions of fans every minute. ”

.........

Lin Fang pursed his lips, he thought that Tang Seng's temperament would definitely not be willing.

"Brother Monkey, how could the master wronged you, criticized you, and drove you away? Don't make trouble, let's go and learn the scriptures together, there is a companion on the way." ”

At this time, Zhu Bajie opened his mouth to persuade.

"It's you, you're embarrassed to say, if it weren't for you, how could Brother Monkey be wrongly criticized and driven away by Tang Seng. ”

"That's it, I really want to shoot "Journey to the West" on his face, so that he can take a good look at how he treats our brother monkey in the future. ”

"Brother Monkey, insist on yourself, and if you don't go, you won't leave. ”

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Lin Fang became a little impatient, if these people were here all the time, he couldn't even look at his mobile phone.

"Zhu Bajie, you were driven down to earth because of teasing Chang'e, with your strength, how could you drink a few glasses of wine and move your lustful heart? Don't you feel strange?"

"What are you talking about? I don't understand. I didn't feel weird. ”

Zhu Bajie didn't expect Lin Fang to suddenly say this, and his eyes suddenly flashed, avoiding Lin Fangdao.

Lin Fang suddenly understood, it seems that it is not that Zhu Bajie does not understand, but that the upper head wants to use his subordinates to open the knife, can his subordinates still resist?

I can only keep my voice silent and hold back.

"It's not interesting! It's not so boring! It doesn't look so pure, and the land doesn't look so muddy. ”

Lin Fang suddenly felt that it was better to go down this five-fingered mountain, although he had been pressed, it was like the small kennel he used to be, giving himself a unique safety and ease.

Thinking so, I suddenly found that it was already noon.

Immediately, regardless of the presence of the two, he asked the mountain god to hand over the mobile phone, turn off the live broadcast casually, and click on the takeaway app.

Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up, and he immediately said, "Divine monkey, this is going to eat?"

Lin Fang glanced at Tang Sanzang suspiciously, and said, "That's right. Why?"

Tang Sanzang had seen Lin Fang order the box of magic weapons before, and a fragrant meal would appear.

Now seeing that Lin Fang confirmed, he immediately said: "The poor monk and apprentice have been walking for so long, and they are also a little hungry, I wonder if the monkey can entertain the two of us?"

Lin Fang's eyes rolled and said, "Take the robe on your body in exchange." ”

"That's not going to work. ”

Tang Sanzang shook his head again and again, and said: "This robe was handed over to the poor monk by Guanyin Bodhisattva in Chang'an City that day, how can it be exchanged." ”

"And exchange your bowl?"

"No, I can't. ”

Tang Sanzang shook his head again: "This bowl is a thing that is transformed into a fate by a poor monk, and it cannot be changed if it is exchanged." ”

"I'll change you for a bowl, okay?"

Lin Fangdao.

Tang Sanzang hesitated and nodded, "If the Divine Monkey has other bowls, then it is feasible." But why does the monkey insist on the poor monk's bowl?"

"Like, of course. I have a collector's fetish!"

Lin Fang was overjoyed, and immediately took out his mobile phone to buy a bowl on the app.

However, what Lin Fang didn't expect was that during the Spring Festival, the goods would not be delivered!

"Uh......... Can you stay a few more days?"

Lin Fang raised his head and looked at the two of them with some hesitation.

Zhu Bajie immediately said happily: "Okay, as long as Brother Monkey has enough spiritual fruits, it doesn't matter." ”

"Bajie!"

Tang Sanzang looked at Zhu Bajie and reprimanded.

"Master. I'm kidding. ”

Zhu Bajie reacted, and hurriedly dragged Tang Sanzang to curry favor.

Tang Sanzang no longer looked at him, but said to Lin Fang: "Divine Monkey, the two of us have to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures as soon as possible, and if we delay for one more day, thousands of people will suffer one more day." I hope that the monkey will forgive his sins!"

Lin Fang pursed his lips and said secretly: "After learning the scriptures for so many years, I haven't seen how much better the future generations are, isn't there still someone suffering every year?"

However, Lin Fang couldn't force Tang Sanzang to be not, so he could only nod regretfully.

If I could do it all over again, I would definitely buy a bowl in advance!

Although he regretted it in his heart, Lin Fang quickly thought about it.

Anyway, his scriptures are more than 20 million yuan when they are sold, and he is worth more than 20 million people, so he still cares about these?

More money is just a string of data, or it is important to look at it.

Subsequently, Lin Fang clicked on the takeaway app and found that many businesses seem to be closed at present, but fortunately, there are still a few one or two that have not yet closed.

In a few days, I'm afraid even these last few will be closed.

Lin Fang ordered a few egg fried rice, as well as three boxes of shredded pork with green peppers.

Thinking about Zhu Bajie's burly figure, in order to take care of Zhu Bajie's appetite, Lin Fang specially ordered another box of shredded green pepper meat.

During the Chinese New Year, it was during the epidemic again, and there was nothing to order.

Soon, a white light lit up, and the gardener mountain god clapped his hands skillfully and walked over to prepare the meal.

Zhu Bajie looked at the scene in front of him with some surprise, and said secretly: "What Dongdong? A ray of light can summon food?"

"If it's really so convenient, won't my old pig want to eat anything in the future, and I can summon it to eat at any time?"

"Eat it. Eat well and hit the road. ”

Lin Fang beckoned a few people and said.

"Brother Monkey, why do I always feel that something is wrong with what you say?"

Zhu Bajie scratched the pig's head and said with some doubts.

"Eat yours, what a lot of words. ”

Lin Fang took the lunch box and the plastic box of shredded pork with green peppers from the mountain god, opened it casually, and threw the lid aside.

The aroma of egg fried rice and shredded pork with green pepper suddenly wafted into the air, attracting the attention of the two.

Zhu Bajie was so hungry that his saliva flowed, he stepped forward, grabbed his lunch box, and said, "What kind of fairy delicacy is this? Why does it smell so good?"

Lin Fang pursed his lips, for him, this green pepper shredded meat has too much moisture, which is not satisfactory at all, so it can only be said that it is barely on the passing line.

Tang Sanzang regretted that he couldn't eat the vegetable last time, but the egg fried rice was just as delicious.

What Lin Fang didn't expect was that Zhu Bajie was so good to eat, two boxes of shredded green pepper meat were not enough, and he ordered ten more boxes of shredded green pepper meat and twenty boxes of lunch.

That's too good to eat!

Fortunately, there is only such a meal, otherwise I really can't support this guy.

While eating, Lin Fang habitually looked at SpongeBob SquarePants.

Listening to SpongeBob SquarePants' BGM, it is very emotional to eat.

"Brother Monkey, what are you looking at? What kind of thing is this? Fang Fang, you can even speak?"