"Where do you want to go, I just want to eat Tang monk meat, don't they all say that eating Tang monk meat can make you immortal?"

"That's true, but you really want to eat human flesh, and you can actually eat it?"

Everyone was disgusted, although they knew that Tang monk meat could make people immortal, but they were not animals, they were human beings, how could they eat human flesh?

"I'm just talking, don't be like this, I don't want it!"

The man was obviously a little unreasonable, and hurriedly replied.

"That······ Animal meat is still edible. Although the horse under Tang San's hiding is not a white dragon horse, it is also a horse personally sent by Tang Taizong, it is definitely not an ordinary product, can Brother Monkey sell that horse to me?"

"Upstairs, you're such a clever ghost. ”

Just when the screen was swiping in the live broadcast room, the sound of horses' hooves was getting closer and closer, and Lin Fang could finally see the person clearly.

But what surprised him was that the person who came turned out to be Tang Sanzang, didn't he go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?

In addition to Tang Sanzang, there was also a guy with a pig's head standing beside him, holding a nine-toothed nail rake, staring at the unripe spirit fruits in the orchard with drooling mouths.

"Master, there are a lot of spiritual fruits here, we haven't eaten anything good all the way, but my old pig is hungry, can you let my old pig taste this spiritual fruit?"

Zhu Bajie lifted his wide sleeves, wiped his mouth full of saliva, and looked at the orchard with hot eyes.

I didn't expect to see the real Zhu Bajie in the legend, who looked so burly. ”

"Why did Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie come back?

"Brother Monkey, don't follow Tang Sanzang, we're still waiting to get rich with you. ”

"When you see Zhu Bajie, don't you have any ideas? Before the swine fever, although with the strong support of the imperial court, the price of pork has dropped, but recently it has risen a lot because of the epidemic. Now it's sold for 35 in my neighborhood. Brother Monkey, can you sell Zhu Bajie to me? ”

"You stupid upstairs, Zhu Bajie's strength is not weak no matter how you say it, even if it is given to you, can you eat it? Don't take a bite and it will be burst. ”

"Yes. Zhu Bajie can't eat it, so can you send some pork over, now the global pork is tight, and I haven't eaten meat for a long time. ”

"This can be there. ”

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"Wu Neng, don't be rude!"

Just as Lin Fang was staring at the screen of his mobile phone, he heard a faint scolding from Tang Sanzang.

Immediately, Lin Fang looked up at Tang Sanzang and said lightly, "Why did you come back as a monk?"

"Hey Brother Monkey, my old pig really admires you. Guanyin Bodhisattva should have told you to accompany our master to the west to learn scriptures, you dare to let the master leave alone, don't you want to leave this Wuzhi Mountain? ”

Zhu Bajie found a piece of land to sit down, and suddenly there was a 'boom', and the ground collapsed into a big pit.

"I'm rubbing, this weight, O'Neill isn't so heavy. ”

"Brother Monkey, quick, let him compensate you for your losses. This place is your territory, and he sits in a pit here, and he has to pay a thousand pigs. ”

"It's shameless upstairs. ”

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"Ahem. ”

Although Lin Fang also felt quite shameless, it was worth it in order to make money.

"Pig head, this place where you are sitting, remember to compensate 10,000 fat pigs when you leave. ”

"I'm rubbing, Brother Monkey is even more ruthless, he actually wants 10,000 fat pigs. ”

"666, worthy of Brother Monkey, I want to book a hundred fat pigs first. ”

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"What?"

Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground, and glared at Lin Fang in disbelief, "What are you talking about, monkey? ”

Lin Fang's eyes rolled, and when he saw that he couldn't make a plan, he immediately made another plan and said, "Do you want to eat the spirit fruit?" ”

"Really?"

Zhu Bajie suddenly became interested, but looked at Lin Fang with some suspicion, "Are you so kind?"

"Of course. In the future, you will stay and raise pigs for me, and you can eat as many fruits as you like in the orchard, and you will grow more delicious fruits in the future. ”

"Delicious fruit?"

Zhu Bajie's saliva flowed out at once, but he immediately shook his head like a rattle, "My old pig still has to go to learn the scriptures, but I can't stay here." ”

"What's the benefit of learning from the scriptures? Here you can eat these delicious fruits every day, can you eat such delicious fruits after learning from the scriptures?

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he suddenly remembered that on the way here, he basically didn't eat much, and it was really like what the monkey said, and his heart was full of grief.

Tang Seng suddenly spoke: "Amitabha! Wu Neng, we are studying the scriptures this time for the sake of the common people in the world, how can we give up the common people because of a momentary appetite? Besides, you are now a demon body, and only by obtaining the true scriptures and obtaining merit can you become an immortal again." ”

Zhu Bajie nodded suddenly.

As a civil servant in his previous life, he naturally knew that only when he was a civil servant could he enjoy the shade under the big tree, otherwise he would always be a wild demon, and sooner or later one day he would be finished if he provoked something that could not be provoked.

"Master, what you said is that the apprentice knows that he is wrong. ”

Zhu Bajie immediately admitted his mistake.

Tang Seng nodded, and immediately looked at Lin Fang, who was pressed down the mountain.

If it weren't for the Guanyin Bodhisattva who suddenly appeared in Gao Laozhuang, he still didn't know that he still had an apprentice who was being crushed under Wuzhi Mountain.

"Monkey, Guanyin Bodhisattva said that you and I have a master-apprentice fate. In that case, apprentice, let's go to the West Heaven with the teacher to learn the scriptures, and come back to purify all sentient beings and benefit mankind!"

Lin Fang shook his head again and again, raised his head and said resolutely: "On the way to learn the scriptures, I will always be wronged by you, always criticized by you, and driven away by you, so I don't want to learn from the scriptures, and I don't want to learn from the scriptures even if I am killed." ”

Tang Seng was a little dumbfounded, he didn't expect this monkey head to be so disgusted with learning scriptures, how can this be good?

"Disciple, I know that you have a heart for the Buddha, and you should go to the West Heaven with your teacher to obtain the true scriptures, how can you waste time here?"

Tang Sanzang tried to convince people with virtue and wanted to influence Lin Fang.

However, Lin Fang came from a later life, and he is still a standard lazy late-stage otaku, who can sit without standing, and if he can lie down, he will not sit.

There was even a record of an otaku lying at home for a month, so he naturally didn't want to be so tired and accompany Tang Seng to go to the west.

"I'm not your apprentice, and I'm not interested in going to the West to learn scriptures, so let's go, don't bother me. ”