"Third Senior Brother, we are all elders, isn't it okay for you to hit Yang Jian like this?"

"You know a fart, I am a friend with martial arts, and I asked with a sword, who will be able to fight with me in the future for thirty moves, and we will be brothers. ”

"I didn't have a good fight just now, junior brother, you can fight with me again. The Tongtian Sect Master rubbed his hands, and his eyes focused on Xie Yun.

Arouse!

This is Xie Yun's truest thought now.

The sword intent and killing intent all around him were like waves in the sea, slapping wave after wave, this was the rhythm of slapping him to death on the beach.

"Third Senior Brother, you have traveled all the way to come here, now it's time to take a good rest, I won't take advantage of you, let's fight again one day!" Xie Yun swallowed dryly, racking his brains to find a reason to refuse.

"No, rest after the fight. ”

"Third Senior Brother, are you hungry? I have a kitchen fairy under my command, who is proficient in cooking, what do you want to eat, just say." ”

Now as long as he can leave, even if he goes to the pit and squats on the wall to think about it, Xie Yun is willing.

It's terrifying, the four swords of the Tongtian Sect Master, who can stop the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation?

In time, your own body will be sanctified, or you may be able to fight, and now you are fighting unilaterally.

"Oh, junior brother, senior brother just wants to see if your cultivation has improved in the past two years, what are you afraid of?" said the Tongtian Sect Master with a smile, his smile very much like that of a demon.

"Third Senior Brother, don't come here, if you come over again, I will report you for bullying and bullying your fellow disciples!" Xie Yun took out the last killer move.

"Whatever you want, come, fight!"

Xie Yun: Embarrassed!

At this time, if someone appears in the limelight of all people, wearing golden armor and holy clothes, stepping on seven-colored clouds, and saving the emperor from danger, Lao Tzu must promise to him.

Knock knock!

There was a knock on the door of the Taiping Courtyard.

"The Immortal Emperor is not, I'm in!"

Xie Yun is overjoyed, that fairy came over to save the beauty heroically?

After he opened the door himself, he wanted to smack his mouth.

It's the old man who is coming!

That Heavenly Dao!

Bendi just said that he promised to be indigestion, and you just think I'm farting, don't take it seriously.

"What's the matter?"

"Uncle Shi, I have prepared the venue for the blind date conference, when will it be held?"

"Have you eaten?" Xie Yun asked.

Yue Lao shook his head, after becoming an immortal, he gave up the habit of eating.

"Come in, let's eat and talk. Xie Yun opened the small world of Xuling and pulled Yue Lao, Tongtian Sect Master, Sanxiao, and Yang Jian all into it.

"Meet the saint, meet the three mothers, and meet Erlang Zhenjun. "After Yue Lao came in, he was stupid.

The Immortal Emperor is the Immortal Emperor, and the seat is full of high-ranking friends.

The rice eaten is very simple, millet porridge, small pickles, and fruit bowls, in the fairy world, such a simple meal is rare.

"I can't imagine that the immortal emperor lives so simply, but he is really an example of all immortals, and the little immortal admires it. Yue Lao sighed with the golden millet porridge.

The Tongtian Sect Master nodded in approval, Sanxiao looked at Xie Yun with admiration, Erlang God felt that something was wrong, after all, under the table, the Roaring Sky Dog was holding a piece of the meat of the Golden Immortal Stage Demon Beast and gnawing on it, and he couldn't eat worse than the dog!

"Eat and sleep, please use it. Xie Yun smiled and drank the porridge silently.

A few people drink the first sip of porridge and are stupid!

Lying in the groove, millet porridge is the acquired level of spiritual rice, pickles are also carefully pickled by the acquired spiritual plant, and the dessert fruit plate after the meal is a double spell of peach and ginseng fruit.

It's just that Xiong Da used the secret technique of the kitchen to seal the aura in the food, and everyone didn't notice it.

Excessive, too extravagant!

The Tongtian Sect Master finished eating the food on his desk in distress, and said with emotion: "Xianmen wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road!"

Xie Yun rolled his eyes and retorted: "Third Senior Brother, I planted all these things myself, I did it myself, and I had plenty of food and clothing, why do you say that I am extravagant?"

Master of Babel: emmmm

is a dignified saint, why is the food not as good as the little brother, what kind of world!

After the meal, Xie Yun and the Tongtian Sect Leader and the Old Man Moon finalized some details of the opening ceremony of the blind date conference, and then dispersed.

The sect leader visited Xie Yun's private small world with great interest, and when he saw the Lingtian taken care of by the tiger demon, the sect leader's eyes were red.

The next day, the opening ceremony of the blind date was held in Sigu Palace, the largest palace in the Heavenly Court.

Reporters from major forces arrived one after another, looking at the self-service snacks and drinks placed around them, and they were stunned.

Xie Yun came to the stage with the Tongtian Sect Master, and he began to give an impromptu speech.

"Fellow reporters and friends, everyone be quiet and listen to what Bendi has to say. ”

"Do you think it's easy to talk about someone in the fairy world?"

"It's not easy for us!"

"First: there is no time, when the gods live for a long time, the retreat time is also long, and it is all timed in a hundred years, and how many lovers are missed in the middle. ”

"Second: The class differentiation is serious, although you don't look at your face when looking for a wife, you must also pay attention to the minimum realm matching, and becoming an immortal is the lowest requirement. ”

"Third: the population ratio is out of balance, especially above the Golden Immortal Realm, the ratio of men to women is even as high as ten to one. ”

"Bendi heard that it is popular to find a wife as soon as possible, I don't know if it's true or false?"

"True or not, I'm here to solve this problem today!"

Xie Yun said loudly: "The blind date conference can help a lover find the other half, here, life is precious, but love is more expensive!"

"Bendi hopes that you can truthfully report on the blind date conference and help everyone in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation find the other half of their hearts, which is a great thing of great merit!"

"Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, we are reporters, we have to have a clear conscience, you bribe me with a peach, I am not ashamed. Pan Tao will return you, I will definitely report your blind date conference truthfully. The reporter from the Jade Emperor faction of the Heavenly Court took out a peach and smashed it at Xie Yun.

"Shut up, the Eight Desolations Immortal Emperor is a respected senior of the Three Realms, and that peach is a throat moistening thing for the Immortal Emperor to pity us, how can it be said to be a bribe?" the strong man reporter of the Dragon Clan scolded angrily.

Xie Yun stretched out his hand and grabbed the flying peach, took a bite, and said: "If the emperor wants to bribe, he will naturally send the best cave blessed land, the magic weapon of the day after tomorrow, the golden pill of more than seven turns, this broken fruit is not a bribe, you don't want to spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain." ”

"What the Immortal Emperor said is very true!" The reporters remembered the big pink peach in their pockets, and collectively scolded the Heavenly Court reporters.

Mom sells batches, if you don't get rich, don't stop us from getting rich.

"Everyone, this person is crazy, and he is talking nonsense and slandering the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors, we will take him down!" Qingqiu's beautiful reporter has extraordinary appeal.

Dozens of reporters hated the same enemy, and when they went back and forth, they beat the reporters of the heavenly court to their stomachs.

"Immortal Emperor, rest assured, I will definitely use my life's work to write such a good thing as the blind date conference, so as to convey your painstaking efforts to the Three Realms. ”。

"Take this opportunity, do you have any Taoist friends who want to have a vigorous blind date with me?" Qingqiu's beautiful reporter took the opportunity to advertise: "The little girl is twenty-eight years old, and she is waiting for the boudoir, with two sets of caves under her name, and she only asks for a true person." ”

Xie Yun looked at the reporters who were eager to sign up, nodded with satisfaction, and the blind date conference was completed.