God fucking seafood allergies!

Seafood allergy refers to the allergic reaction of the skin to varying degrees after taking seafood, which may lead to shock in severe cases.

Seafood has a wide definition, such as fried sea cucumber with green onions, sashimi, spicy crayfish, ......

Crayfish?

Dragon?

Although the three princesses of the West Sea have transformed into human shapes, they are still marine creatures from the perspective of species classification.

Xie Yun found that he didn't have a comprehensive understanding of Yang Jian, the three princesses of Xihai were wholeheartedly good to you, and you actually treated others as seafood.

Shameless!

Xiao Bailong went crazy on the spot, clamoring to fight with Yang Jian, you actually used my sister as a dish?

Xie Yun stopped the little white dragon and asked Yang Jian, "How far has Cunxin developed with you?"

Yang Jian was silent.

Xie Yun changed his routine and asked, "I heard that there are scars on my heart, thighs, and stomach?"

"Fart, who is a blind chicken spreading rumors?" Yang Jian said angrily.

"Tut-tut!"

Everyone present shook their heads, the relationship between these two people developed very quickly!

Yang Jian said embarrassedly: "I also like to be careful, but if I am with her, my body will be seriously itchy, and we are not suitable!"

Xie Yun: emmmm

Dignified Luo Jinxian, even if you are allergic to seafood and itch all over your body, what can you do, are you afraid of itching?

"Uncle Shi, it's not going to kill you if it's itching, it's really bad to itch, I can't just see my heart and just itch once, right?"

The corners of Xie Yun's mouth twitched, he took out the anti-allergy pill and threw it to Yang Jian, and said, "If you eat it, you will be fine when you see your heart in the future, and you will be kind to other girls." ”

Yang Jian was suspicious and wanted to ask, but Xie Yun kicked out with his foot.

Damn, I finally know where the anti-allergic pill given by the system is going to be used.

After Yang Jian took the pill, he ate a seafood meal that day, and after not experiencing any discomfort, he was overjoyed and frightened his mother Yao Ji Fairy, thinking that his stupid son had a convulsion.

In the evening, Sun Wukong brought a large group of Pegasus back from the Imperial Horse Supervisor and raised them in the small world of Yuling, saying that the old subordinates of the Imperial Horse Supervisor were honored.

He wanted to develop the group of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain into monkey cavalry to make up for the congenital deficiencies in the group of monkeys.

When Xie Yun was about to report the second apprentice for stealing the imperial horse, he was blocked by a word.

"My grandson has raised horses for the Jade Emperor for so long, and there is no salary, is it too much for me to lead two horses?"

Okay, it's not too much, who let the Jade Emperor slam the door at that time, and made it clear that he would treat you as a fool and deceive the heavenly court as a coolie.

Early the next morning, Yang Jian rushed over to take his uncle to the meeting, and the location was at Nantianmen.

Every August 15th, vendors from all over the Three Realms come here to buy and sell local specialties, and it will be very lively at that time, and I heard that there are also energetic singing and dancing performances.

Xie Yun summoned his apprentices and wanted to go with them, but was ruthlessly refused.

The original words are as follows: What is there to go, I'm tired of shopping, master, you haven't been to Heaven, go by yourself!

After the angry Xie Yun kicked the three apprentices, he took Yang Jian and the Roaring Sky Dog straight to the South Heavenly Gate, and before they arrived at the place, the overwhelming shouts came over.

The power of the heavenly court used supernatural powers to build an extremely prosperous eight-hundred-mile commercial street.

The two of them and a dog mixed in the flow of people, experiencing the breath of red dust in the fairy world.

The shops on both sides have their own characteristics, there is a Danding in front of the Dan Pharmacy, a superb magic weapon is hung in front of the magic treasure store, and a piece of array yuan is placed in front of the formation shop.

Hey, the shop in front of me is a little weird, there are two puppets in sexy lingerie standing at the door, what do you mean?

Do you come across an upscale venue with energetic cabaret performances?

Immortals also have seven emotions and six desires, and it is natural to have a high-end field like Lichun Courtyard, and I heard that the old bustards inside are fierce and vicious, and vicious incidents such as abduction and trafficking occur from time to time.

As a Heavenly Dao Inspector, he should go in and take care of the unfair matter and report it easily.

Xie Yun swaggered, took Yang Jian and the Roaring Sky Dog, and broke in directly.

Well, there are no graceful dancers or prostitutes looking for fun, only different styles of underwear and belly pockets, this is a women's underwear store!

In the sound of catching hooligans, Xie Yun grabbed the door and fled, running out for thirty miles before stopping.

Damn, Lao Tzu went to the rally on the first day, and he didn't know the underwear store, is it the first time you Yang Jian came?

After Xie Yun beat Yang Jian violently on the street, he threw off his sleeves and was about to go back to the Taiping Courtyard, and Yang Jian chased after him all the way.

Halfway through, he bumped into the little white dragon with a panicked look: "Master, it's not good, just now a man in white with a sword broke into the courtyard and beat the second, third, and fourth senior brothers." ”

"This is the Heavenly Court, a place bound by the rules of the heavens, what kind of person is it, so bold, do you put the Immortal Emperor in your eyes?" Yang Jian sacrificed a three-pointed and two-edged knife, and volunteered: "Uncle Shi, don't worry, I will definitely take someone to you to apologize." ”

Xie Yun watched Yang Jian leave, pinched his fingers, felt that something was wrong, and asked, "What does that person look like?"

"The white-clothed swordsman, proficient in kendo, took three female apprentices, and shot ruthlessly, knocking all three senior brothers unconscious with one move. The little white dragon replied dryly.

Xie Yun gasped, it's bad, Yang Jian wants to be cold!

Xiao Yang, it's not that the emperor cheated you, it's that you are destined to have this catastrophe.

I hope that the third senior brother can look at the face of the second senior brother and show mercy!

Xie Yun took the little white dragon and the roaring dog, and slowly rushed back to the Taiping Courtyard, when he found Yang Jian, this poor child had already been abused by the Tongtian Sect Master to the point of autism.

A gorgeous Zhenjun costume was cut into a beggar's suit, the black jade crown that tied his hair was cut off by a sword, and Yang Jian's current hairstyle was Mediterranean, and it would reflect light.

"Senior brother, is this the second brother's disciple who has cultivated to the highest level? The immortal sword in the hand of the Tongtian Sect Master was returned to the sheath and exclaimed.

Xie Yun watched Yang Jian squatting in the corner of the wall and drawing circles, with a bright light above his head, and wanted to laugh inexplicably, although the laughter was very inauthentic, but it was really difficult to hold back.

"Wang, master, you're bald!" the whistling dog laughed wildly, sticking out his tongue.

Yang Jian got up, kicked his dog away, squatted back again, and then drew circles.

"Third senior brother, they are all their own juniors, you start to be merciful, this child is going to go on a blind date tomorrow, how do you let him go?"

The Tongtian Sect Master rubbed Yang Jian's skull, wiped it with one hand of hair growth technique, and Yang Jian grew a full head of black hair again.

"Good, don't cry, it's just to tease you. ”

Yang Jian moved his steps, changed the corner of the wall and squatted, and then drew circles.

Xie Yun came over, patted Yang Jian's shoulder, and persuaded: "Xiao Yang, look at everything, let's change our thinking, within the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation, how many can you make two moves with the saint?"

"You are not ashamed to spread this matter today!"

"Uncle Shi, I didn't catch a single move!" Yang Jian turned around, hugged Xie Yun's thighs and cried.

Just now, he rushed to the Taiping Courtyard and shouted a thief, which made a sword light split into a bald head.

After seeing that it was the third master and ancestor, Yang Jian was almost scared to pee, really, just a little bit.