To be honest, Lao Qin's legs were weak at that time!

Amanda is pregnant?I'm going to be a father?son or daughter?Vaginal birth or caesarean section?What brand of milk powder to buy?Is there a confinement lady here?Do you want to ask Zhang Susu to help you name it?

There is such a paragraph in "Love Apartment".

When Guan Gu magically heard that Yoyo was pregnant, he had 0.2 seconds of disbelief, 0.2 seconds of excitement and mania, 0.2 seconds of finding someone to vent, 0.2 seconds of thinking about life, and finally 0.2 seconds to accept reality.

When I first saw this thing, I was a joke, but when it was my turn, I realized that human instinct is really faster than thinking! So after a long second, the intelligent intelligence took over the high ground again.

"Baby, I'll take care of it. ”

Lao Qin knew that it was useless to say anything else at this time, and it was only right to stabilize his girlfriend with standard answers first. Sure enough, Amanda felt a little relieved, happy and distressed, and said, "But we are still in school." ”

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't affect you to take a year off. ”

The scumbag ignored the fact that there were others around, hugged her in his arms and pecked her lightly, and his mouth was reassured one after another, until Amanda was worried, and then pretended to ask casually: "Have you tested it with a test strip?"

"No, but my period has always been accurate......"

"Then let's go to the hospital for a check-up, okay?" After the foreshadowing was completed, he finally revealed his true purpose, "I heard that it is easy to miscarry when I am first pregnant, so let's ask the doctor what things to pay attention to." ”

Amanda had long since run out of ideas, and subconsciously nodded again and again.

"Senior brother, I'm sorry, she's not feeling well, I'll take her to the hospital first. ”

Lao Qin ran the train with his mouth full, but unfortunately the little senior brother barely passed the fourth level of English, and he couldn't understand what the two were muttering, and after getting the explanation, he suddenly realized, and kindly asked him if he wanted to help......

The test results were naturally a false alarm.

Amanda likes to eat ice cream, but Lao Qin has been holding back, so after joining the cheerleading team, the girl can be regarded as finding an organization, refusing to visit because of training, and holding a bucket with her teammates.

Western women don't have the awareness that they don't touch cold water during menstruation, let alone eat cold food, and she still eats a lot when her relatives arrive at the door, so the eldest aunt thinks - why don't I come back a few days later?

Coincidentally, the two of them had another day ago, so the girl who couldn't wait for the left and the right mistakenly thought that she was pregnant, and she was flustered for a while, and she didn't even buy a pregnancy test stick and asked Lao Qin for an idea.

"Honey, I was wrong. ”

"Hmph, what's wrong?"

"Nothing is wrong. ”

"What's wrong?"

The misunderstanding was clarified, Lao Qin didn't have to worry about hurting his girlfriend's heart, so he had a dog's face stinky like something, and made up his mind to make her increase her memory, Amanda was pitiful and whispered:

"I shouldn't have stolen ice cream. ”

"What else?"

"You shouldn't compare them to anyone else. ”

"Huh?"

This thing's eyes widened fiercely, and secretly said How can you women compare to everything? On a September day, the sun is so hot that people can't wait to stick out their tongues, and there is no eye pain in the stomach when you eat ice cream?

No wonder the relatives ran away, it turns out that the roots are here!

"Baby, let's drink herbal tea mung bean soup in the future. Lao Qin sighed, "This time it's just a misunderstanding caused by the delay of menstruation, but if you continue to eat like this, whether you can have children or not is a problem." ”

"Huh?"

To tell the truth, admitting mistakes and admitting mistakes, the big girl is actually a little proud in her heart, although there was a misunderstanding, and she was caught stealing ice cream, but her boyfriend didn't force her to have a baby, didn't he?

If you can't have children, then it's a big problem!

Frightened by this half-truth, coaxing and coaxing, Amanda was completely frightened, and after experiencing tension, apprehension and fear, she suddenly felt a familiar swelling pain in her lower abdomen.

Relatives are finally here!

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"How's that, foreign...... Are your siblings better?"

Liang Xing almost said that he was bald, and he had been messing with Li Laosan for a long time, listening to him call a foreign woman all day long, and he unconsciously developed a habit, fortunately, he reacted quickly, and it was not wrong to call foreign brothers and sisters.

The real brother and sister are Miss Jiang!

"Senior brother, listen to me, you can't learn well with the third brother. Lao Qin rolled his eyes, "Amanda is fine, I have a stomachache after eating too much ice cream, just drink a bowl of brown sugar ginger soup and a hot compress." ”

"What, I saw a foreigner who would be dark today. ”

The little senior brother who was exposed to the old bottom talked about everything else, but Lao Qin didn't hold on to it, and followed the other party's topic: "What you said should be "gun shrimp", and I gave him this nickname. ”

"Gun shrimp?"

"It's Gaba shrimp. ”

"Oh!

The little brother suddenly realized, there is no way, the big foodie nation is not called in vain, the Chinese people are naturally sensitive to what they can eat, and the stewed pot with gun shrimp as the main material is delicious and tender, and you can't forget it after eating it once.

"I'll make you a pot another day, and then I'll have a plate of goby with sauce. ”

"Haha, then I'm disrespectful. ”

Liang Xing smacked his saliva, the goby has excellent eyesight, and the gun shrimp is similar to the blind, so a symbiotic relationship has been formed in the long process of natural evolution, but when it comes to fishing, it has become a difficult brother.

"The dark energy of that "gun shrimp" was taught by the junior brother?"

"On the contrary, I learned from him. Lao Qin smiled, "His original name was "Honey Badger", and I had a fight with him when I coveted his nickname, and then I realized the dark energy. ”

"Honey Badger...... Flat-headed brother?"

"Yes——!"

This guy pulled a long voice, and said in his heart that someone could finally understand the old man's stalk, but in the next second, the little senior brother asked suspiciously: "But I heard those people call you joker?"

It's a tragic story......

After he finished speaking, the Ford Mustang had already driven downstairs to the hotel, Liang Xing didn't mean to get out of the car, and after thinking for a while, he stretched out his arm and said in a deep voice: "Senior brother, you beat me with dark energy." ”

Lao Qin did as he said.

"Well, it's rare to be able to practice to this point just by visual inspection. Liang Xing shook his arm, "I guess that 'gun shrimp' should have only been realized by chance, and there are still some mistakes in the force." ”

"Please teach me, senior brother. ”

This guy climbed up when he saw the pole, solemnly clenched his fists and asked for advice, and the little brother naturally had the intention of teaching him when he mentioned the stubble, so he moved his muscles and bones a little, and slowly and lightly replied to him with a punch. ishusexs.

"It feels ......."

Lao Qin closed his eyes and pondered, carefully experiencing the feeling of this punch, Liang Xing did not bother, in fact, he just wanted to see how perverted the understanding that could make Li Laosan full of praise.

Teaching art is not a competition, and it definitely doesn't hurt.

But judging from the feedback from the skin and muscles, this punch does not seem to divide the two gravity paths, but the penetration is still there, like ...... A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he blurted out in an instant:

"Whip!"

"Senior brother is really talented!"

Liang Xing stroked his palms and admired, it seems that the third brother is not bragging, just a glance and a punch, he can comprehend the essence of it in less than half a minute, what is this not a genius?

He was about to elaborate, but saw the other party's eyes closed again.

This time the thinking time was much longer, Lao Qin sometimes frowned, sometimes stretched, and the subconscious gestures of his hands went from organized to scattered, as if he wanted to disrupt and reorganize his previous cognition.

But after a while, not only did I not find a suitable combination, but even the dark energy was gone.

"Whew!"

"Whew!"

"Whew!"

He punched one punch after another, growing in force, constantly mobilizing the skeletal muscles throughout his body, making a dull sound in the closed carriage, as if to blast the air.

Liang Xing's face was different, and there was undisguised surprise in his eyes.

A combination is always a combination, just like Goldbach's conjecture, no matter how many numbers are arranged, it cannot be a theorem, and there is always the possibility of falsification in the infinite number arrangement.

Therefore, it is necessary to go back to the beginning, to the beginning, and to re-examine the road that has been taken.

After I don't know how many punches, Lao Qin seemed to be tired, and the speed of his punches began to slow down, and his strength became lighter and lighter, but Liang Xing knew that he, a genius junior brother, was about to find a new way out!

But before dawn is the darkest hour.

Lao Qin is like a worm trapped in a cocoon, trying repeatedly in failures again and again. It's done, just turn into a butterfly, and Zhu Yingtai is not ashamed;

The fist is already as slow as a snail.

As mentioned earlier, the human body has a compensatory function, and if the strength of the fingers is enough to provoke something, the thighs will not be mixed up, so if you want the thighs to participate, the force of the fingers should be lightened.

But people are not machines, how can they be accurate to the gram?

After exerting too much force, no matter how tight the thighs are, it is in vain, because the strength of the muscles is not transmitted to the fingers, and if the force is less, the fingers will not even be able to bear their own weight, and the difficulty of borrowing force will be unimaginably high.

The slower, the harder! and the difficulty increases exponentially.

When it takes half a minute for the arm to change from 90 degrees to 180 degrees, from 0.01 seconds to 29.99 seconds, any mistake or omission will cause the force to fail, and you have to start all over again.

Lao Qin has given up the carousel, feet, legs, waist, hips, spine, shoulders, back, arms, everywhere, layer by layer transmission is not something that can be mastered in a short time, three years, five years, ten years and eight years are considered fast.

This is water mill kung fu!

He now focuses all his attention on the back, shoulders, and arms, first pursuing a small area of success, and then slowly opening up other parts.

Liang Xing is still waiting, and he can't let the guests stay in the car all the time.

Distracted, and wrong.

He took a breath, suppressed the irritability boiling in his heart, and started again.

This time it went surprisingly smoothly, as if the old painter paddled on the sand by the river, and the water followed the slow and soft flow of his fingers, and finally showed a wonderful pattern.

The premonition of success is so strong.

But at the last moment, when Liang Xing held his breath and concentrated, and when Lao Qin relaxed a little, maybe his heartbeat was a little faster, or maybe the speed of the earth's rotation was a little slower.

In short, start all over again.

Staring at a position for a long time will produce sleepiness, Liang Xingqiang endured the desire to yawn, and told himself again and again that it was soon, it was almost done, and it would definitely be done next time, and next time it would be ......

Suddenly, just as he was rolling his eyes and refreshing, Lao Qin's arm stretched out slowly and steadily, millimeter by millimeter, in a period of nearly a minute, as if he was holding Mount Tai!

Finally it worked!

The little brother made up his mind, took the opportunity to inhale, yawned greatly, his spirit was instantly uplifted, and the corner of his eye swept over his watch, only to find that the time had only passed twenty minutes.

"Inch strength, rattan strength, whip turn, senior brother, am I right?"

"Correct solution!"

After getting the other party's affirmation, Lao Qin breathed a sigh of relief, kept shaking his arms, and complained: "Who invented these four words? ”

"Yes, it's much harder to collect than to release. ”

Liang Xing nodded with a sigh on his face, he is also at this stage now, he is tortured by countless failures every day, and sometimes he admires himself, how can he stand up!

"Senior brother, thank you!"

Lao Qin clasped his fists and saluted, complaining and complaining, he should be thanked and thanked, if it wasn't for the other party's guidance, he would have lost his way in the endless combination of movements, and it would be difficult to turn back.

The little senior brother waved his hand, stretched his waist, and said with a smile: "It doesn't have to be like this, I can find such a talented and beautiful jade as my junior brother, and my father will be happy to come, and I, who is a senior brother, is worthy of Wing Chun Tong." ”

"Listening to what Senior Brother said, Master Liang agreed to accept me as an apprentice?"

"Haha! Without my father's consent, how dare I teach you the core exercises? But he certainly wouldn't have imagined that someone would be able to comprehend it on his own with a glance and a punch, so he would save me from having to explain it again. ”

"Hey, hey, false. ”

"You don't know, the disciples of Wing Chun Tong call me Senior Brother Poisonous Tongue behind my back. Liang Xingzheng said: "Stupid is stupid, genius is genius, hiding will only make people unable to see themselves clearly, that is harmful." ”

Lao Qin blinked, he couldn't take what he said.

"I'm not afraid of junior jokes, the third brother has always told me that you are a martial arts wizard once in a century, and I don't say anything about Wing Chun Tang's acceptance of you, but I don't think so. ”

"I've also seen a genius who has never forgotten, that's when the material of a scientist is put in the martial arts, it's nothing more than the moves you learn faster than others, but Wing Chun only has a few tricks in total? It doesn't take three years to learn one set a year, no matter how fast you learn, what's the point?"

"I used to read the script, saying that Yang Luchan was a partner in Taihetang, and Chen Changxing borrowed the house of Chen Dehu, the shopkeeper of Taihetang, to accept apprentices, so Yang Luchan took a few glances in addition to the helper and learned Chen's Taijiquan. ”

"" Since childhood, he has been good at martial arts, but because of his poor family, he was forced to make a living, and worked in the Chinese medicine shop "Taihetang" on Xiguan Street in Guangping Province. This pharmacy was opened by Chen Dehu, a native of Chenjiagou.

It happened that during this time, Chen Changxing borrowed Chen Dehu's mansion to teach apprentices. When Yang Luchan was practicing boxing with Chen's master and apprentice, he watched from the sidelines, memorized certain moves by heart, and practiced privately when no one was around. Later, he was discovered by Chen and sighed that he was a talented martial arts wizard. However, Chen Changxing is really a figure in the big picture, not only did he not blame him for stealing learning, but boldly abandoned the view of the door and the taboo of the rivers and lakes, discussed with Chen Dehu, and allowed him to formally learn Chen Jiagou boxing in his spare time. Legend has it that in order to learn Taijiquan, Yang Luchan pretended to be a dumb beggar, mixed into the Chen family as a housekeeper, and secretly learned Taijiquan. Basically, this claim is just illogical rumor processing. If martial arts can really be refined just by peeking at the side, then we only need to go to the park to watch others box, and we can learn the world's martial arts, which is really a big joke in the world, and it is also suspected of slandering the history of Yang's Taijiquan.

It is more likely to be said that Yang practiced hard by himself after watching boxing, and was later appreciated by Chen Changxing, and then taught boxing in person, and Zhuoran was a family.

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