Chapter 164: Girl, How Old Are You?
For his unwilling apology, Sun Wukong listened to it and it didn't itch or hurt.
Tang Seng walked to the desk and sat down, picked up the shocking wood and patted it, "Where are you a monster, quickly report your race." ”
The ice baboon made him slap like this, and glared angrily, "You monk looks at Sven handsome, why do you behave so rudely??"
Tang Seng: "......"
He actually let a rough-looking ice baboon rough him rough!
Sun Wukong coughed, "Don't you know what this place is?"
"You're talented. "Ice baboons have sharp teeth and sharp mouths.
Sun Wukong took a deep breath and stopped asking him.
Zhu Bajie said beside him: "You are not a son, is it possible that you are still a woman?"
Zhu Bajie originally wanted to tease, but he didn't expect the ice baboon to slap his chest, "What's wrong with me being a mother? What's the matter, don't you discriminate?"
"Ahem......" Sun Wukong choked on his saliva.
Tang Seng's gaze swept to the flower board, and Sha Seng stood there like a log as if he hadn't heard or seen.
Zhu Bajie's jaw was about to fall off, and it took a while to think of saving his face, so he quickly put his chin back.
"Hehehe...... You're kidding a baboon, haha......"
"Who is kidding, mine is true, don't believe me to show you......"
"Don't ......" Zhu Bajie hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him, "That's it, I believe it." ”
The ice baboon, who was about to transform, paused when he heard his letter, "Just believe it, who are you? Why did you catch that old monster and me for no reason?" ”
Tang Seng made this ice baboon too rude just now, and now he didn't want to say a word, so he glanced at Zhu Bajie and gave him a look.
Zhu Bajie saw that he finally had his own words, Gao immediately cleared his throat, and then pretended to be serious, "We are the Journey to the West Yamen, we are the famous Journey to the West master and apprentice group of 4, the above is my master Tang Seng, this is my senior brother Sun Wukong, that is my third junior brother Sha Seng, and I am the beautiful male Zhu Bajie of the Journey to the West." ”
Zhu Bajie's self-introduction with too much confidence was cool, but he was stunned after listening to it.
Zhu Bajie's bursting self-confidence instantly drooped a little, "What is your reaction?"
The ice baboon let out a breath of cold air, "Let me take the liberty of asking, what is the Journey to the West Master and Apprentice 4-person group?"
Zhu Bajie: "...... May I ask this ...... Girl, how old are you?"
The ice baboon seemed to like people to call him a girl, and when he heard Zhu Bajie ask what his age was, he immediately opened his big mouth, "This girl is 180 years old." ”
Zhu Bajie's jaw dropped again, "You haven't been an immortal for a long time." ”
The ice baboon nodded, happy again, "It didn't take long, it didn't take long, it was only 90 years." ”
Sun Wukong raised his hand to cover his eyes, in the fairy world, this ice baboon is considered a minor.
Then, it is not for nothing that it will help the old tree vine demon shallowly, after all, people are still there, the road is uneven, and pulling out a knife to help, it is the most heartfelt at this age.
"Master. He shouted Tang Seng, and when Tang Seng looked over, he said, "Let's let this guy go." ”
Tang Seng sighed and waved his hand, "Let it go." ”
Sun Wukong raised his hand and lifted the isolation cover covering the ice baboon, "You stand aside for a while, and we will send you back later." ”
The ice baboon regained his freedom and stretched his limbs immediately, "Alas, I'm so tired, I'm so tired, if you want to release me later, I can break this ball." ”
Tang Seng ignored him, glaring at the old tree vine demon in the isolation cover, "You old goblin is so bad, if you don't pay me back, it doesn't matter, you even plagued the demons and monsters in the entire Netherworld Forest, you are really guilty." ”
The old tree vine demon snorted coldly in the isolation cover: "What do you call me guilty?"
Tang Seng: "You designed us to injure the fish crocodile beast, and caused us to lose money, and finally hurt me and my apprentice, forget it, you actually released the green snake demon, and ran to the Jade Emperor to frame us, aren't you guilty?"
The old tree vine demon snorted coldly, "At the beginning, you yourself came to ask me about the whereabouts of the red phosphorus flower, and I kindly told you, but you finally came to me to settle the account, isn't it even more excessive for you?"
Tang Seng let the old tree vine demon do this, and he really felt that he was a little too much.
But Sun Wukong snorted coldly, "You old goblin, it was clear that you wanted to take the opportunity of us to find the red phosphorus flower, and deliberately concealed the fact that the fish crocodile divine beast occupied the red phosphorus flower, just to let us help you eradicate this fish and crocodile divine beast, you deliberately misled us with bad intentions, aren't you wrong?"
Old Tree Vine Demon: "I don't think I'm wrong, anyway, you yourself came to ask me, I just told you where the flower is, you did it yourself to fight or kill those things, what does it matter to me." ”
The old tree vine demon actually wants to use Sun Wukong's hand to destroy the fish and crocodile beast, but it will admit it, otherwise it will have to suffer later.
First I deceived them, and then I lurked around them, put the white stone on the boulder to liberate the suppressed green snake demon, and then ran to the Jade Emperor to sue them about it, and whoever brought it out and admitted it to himself was going to be finished.
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, "It seems that you guy won't admit it, right?...... Okay, I'll see if you admit it after the torture. ”
Then he said to Tang Seng: "Master, keep it in prison." ”
Tang Seng came back to his senses and nodded, "Okay, go and lock it up." ”
For Tang Seng to listen to Sun Wukong's words like this, the old tree vine demon's eyes rolled, "Na, Lord Tang, you are the master of this monkey, how can you do whatever he asks you to do? ”
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, "Ah, you old goblin still dare to sow discord, I see that your vine is too little broken, why don't I cut a few more for you?"
The old tree vine demon trembled, "You, if you dare, I'll sue you." ”
Sun Wukong felt even more funny, "I'm here is the Yamen, where are you going to sue? Don't go to the Jade Emperor with me, his old man can hand you over to us now." ”
The old tree vine demon trembled three times when he heard this, "You want to deceive your superiors and subordinates and lynch me, right?"
Sun Wukong sighed. "I've never lynched you, some of them are public, and when the time comes, I'll give you a live broadcast on the whole network, are you still satisfied?"