Chapter 165: Allergic Ice Baboon
The old tree vine demon seemed to be frightened by Sun Wukong's words, and hurriedly threw a god to Tang Seng for help, and said: "Lord Tang, you are a fair person, please save me." ”
It thought that if he said this, Tang Seng was a soft-hearted person after all, and he would scold Sun Wukong.
What I didn't expect was that Tang Seng was even harder than Sun Wukong, "What do you want to broadcast live, just go straight to the execution, our yamen trial case is not something anyone can watch if they want to." ”
To tell the truth, Tang Seng has long been very disgusted by this kind of live broadcast and the fact that the trial process has to be made public.
No matter what they do right or wrong, as long as they go out publicly, there will always be people who will come to them to find their faults, and use various reasons, various words, and various angles to analyze tricky.
Purely all kinds of kidnappings.
The food in one pot is difficult to adjust to everyone's mouth, not to mention that they have to face all the gods, immortals, humans, demons, demons, and ghosts in the Six Realms.
Every place, every race, every boundary, and every thinking object they think differently.
Every time the details of a case are circulated, there are 10,000 ways of right and wrong.
After hearing Tang Seng's words, which were even more ruthless than Sun Wukong, the old tree vine demon wiped his whole face white, and then turned into a puddle of black juice and dissolved at the bottom of the isolation cover in the next second.
Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, sneered, and then picked up the puddle of black juice and walked towards the cell.
Sun Wukong had just walked a short distance when he smelled the aroma of bananas.
His heart moved, and he turned back to Tang Seng and said, "Master, you must leave me a large share." ”
Tang Seng didn't understand, but he also nodded and agreed, so that Sun Wukong obediently closed the old tree vine demon for him.
It wasn't until I heard the voice of the flower fairy behind me that I knew what Sun Wukong meant by leaving a large portion.
"Banana cake is ready!"
Tang Seng sighed, Sun Wukong is becoming more and more like a foodie.
I was trying to respond to the flower fairy's cry so that she could be happy and happy so that she could keep the banana cake a little more.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, he felt a flower in front of him, and a cold air passed by him.
"......" Tang Seng blinked, and when he wanted to see what it was, he only saw a cloud of ice rushing into the door behind him, and then he heard the screams of the flower fairy inside.
"Ah, there's a youkai ......"
Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng hurriedly pulled out their legs and rushed in, and saw the ice baboon holding a freshly baked banana cake, throwing it from his left hand to his right hand, and then throwing his right hand to his left hand, and his two legs were still jumping there.
"Ya Ya Ya, why is this thing so hot, hot and hot, hot and hot, ......"
Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng, black lines on their foreheads.
The flower fairy took the opportunity to hide behind Tang Seng and dragged his clothes, "Brother Sanzang, what kind of monster is this?"
Late Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng, and the Empress of Xiliang who was about ten steps away saw this scene when they rushed in, and they were so angry on the spot.
Without saying a word, she arched the flower fairy away, and then hid behind Tang Seng instead, and used a weak voice: "Brother Yu, what are you doing with this monster?"
Tang Seng kept staring at the ice baboon, and he didn't notice that they were pulling their clothes, and he didn't reply: "People are baboons, of course they are excited to see bananas." ”
He complained a little in his heart, when did the flower fairy not make banana cakes, but he wanted to make it today?
Then he complained that before he landed, the baboon blew a breath of cold air on the hot banana cake, and directly froze the cake into ice cubes and stuffed the cake into his mouth.
Tang Seng has the heart to cry.
"My banana cake ......" the flower fairy was about to cry.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng looked at each other, and felt a little difficult smell for this ice baboon that went crazy as soon as he smelled a banana.
As soon as these Monkey Kings locked the old tree vine demon in the cell, when they turned back, they saw the kitchen door where they were all blocked, and they didn't know what they were doing.
"What are you doing?" he walked over and pulled them all away and looked inside.
Then he saw an ice baboon that suddenly turned pink.
"How...... How...... "Sun Wukong was a little surprised.
Tang Seng turned around and touched his bald head, "I don't know." ”
The ice baboon just now didn't know what was going on, and after eating the banana cake, he sat there motionless, and just now, all of a sudden, it turned pink.
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, "Why did he come here?"
Tang Seng looked at him with some concern: "This guy just walked with your front foot, and he pounced on his back foot, and snatched the banana cake and ate it in one bite." ”
Sun Wukong's eyes immediately widened, "What?"
He finally waited for this flower fairy to make a banana cake once, and this guy actually grabbed it?
He was so angry that he picked up Tang Seng and they walked in, and he reached out and pushed the ice baboon that turned pink.
"You ......"
Before he could utter a curse, the ice baboon pushed him like this and fell to the ground.
Everyone was stunned at first, when they saw that the baboon's eyes were white, his face was flushed, and there were red pimples on his hairless skin. Another surprise.
"What's wrong with it?" Empress Xiliang was startled, and then turned back to the flower fairy and asked, "Could it be that you put poison in the cake?"
The flower fairy made her eyes widen in anger, "How can you, an old woman, be so friendly and vicious, my cake is made for everyone to eat, how can it be poisoned?"
Tang Seng and the others also believed that there would be no poison in the flower fairy cake, but how did this ice baboon suddenly become like this?
Zhu Bajie walked over suspiciously, looked the ice baboon up and down, left and right, and finally thought of something, "I think it seems to be allergic." ”
"Huh?" the flower fairy was nervous, it was about her reputation, "what allergies?"
Zhu Bajie shook his head: "I don't know what causes allergies, but I look at it like an allergy, do you have allergy medicine to take it first." ”
Zhu Bajie's words made the flower fairy seem to have found the backbone of the heart, and her heart was a little settled, "oh", and quickly ran to get the medicine box, and then took out a bottle of allergy medicine.
"Na, this is to cure allergies and relieve itching. ”
After Zhu Bajie took it and read the book, he saw that there were no side effects, so he unscrewed the lid with confidence, and was about to pour out a few grains, when he suddenly thought of something.
"Ah, Brother Monkey, Third Senior Brother, can you give him how much he weighs? ”
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, stepped forward, picked up the ice baboon and padd it a few times, and then put it down, "Three hundred and thirteen catties." ”
Zhu Bajie: "......"
Well, his monkey brother has great powers, and weighing himself with his bare hands is a matter of seconds.