Most people have only two states of life.

1. Holidays.

2. Looking forward to the holidays.

The next few days were calm and nothing happened, but all the students were excited.

Because, the May Day holiday is finally coming!

This year's May Day holiday is even more lively, because in recent times, public opinion on the Internet against the awakened has completely exploded.

This time, the Awakened Jerk Off incident was an introduction that completely detonated current events.

recalled so many things before, including the post I saw in the post bar before that Wu *** online car-hailing driver eating people.

Although it is a bit like a bad taste and funny, Xu Tian believes that this incident will not be a fantasy, but a fact.

Whether the ride-hailing driver with the "head of a turtle" is an awakened person or a monster, in short, it is a supernatural scourge.

After the female passenger was dismembered, she was still able to post on the Internet, which should be a ghost.

This kind of thing must be a coincidence.

But since the great changes in the world to the present, it is rare to hear of the news of the Awakened committing crimes, which shows that in order not to create panic, this information was originally restricted or even banned by the relevant departments.

But paper can't contain fire after all.

The incident of the awakened jerking off is really shocking, no matter what, it can't be covered up, and now it is getting hotter and hotter, and even the topic of hearing passers-by talking about it is this.

"Have you heard the news that the Awakened are going to the sky to jerk off?"

"The Awakened are really awesome, they can be on the news with a plane. ”

"I'm not jerking off, I'm jerking off, I'm really jerking off. ”

After class, Xu Tian took out the last packet of instant noodles he had left and soaked it, and sat in front of his laptop to browse the web.

When the aroma of instant noodles fills the bedroom......

Ma Yun, who was on the top bunk, began to uncontrollably stir his stomach.

Generally, college students are very poor at the end of the month, and Lin Xiaowei in the past is no exception, although he is independent early and has a source of income from power training, but he has to raise two small things, and he usually has to save money.

But at least he still has instant noodles.

Ma Yun, who was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, was awesome.

In the last two days of April, this guy has already decided to Bigu, and today is his first day of Bigu, and as a result, Xu Tian swaggered and soaked instant noodles in the bedroom......

Xu Tian didn't know what this bag of instant noodles meant.

He just wanted to eat, and as soon as he turned over the instant noodle box at the bottom of the bed, there was still a packet left, and he took it out and soaked it.

Without seeing Ma Yun's complaining eyes, Xu Tian continued to slide the mouse while eating.

【Brother Xiao Zhen】

Just licked the remaining body of the friend: The power possessed by the awakened is not at all what we can imagine, and even the plane can be destroyed, and there will be more and more awakened people like this in the future, how can ordinary people live.

How to act perfunctory: Now some girls flirt with men on WeChat and Weibo all day long, hook up, and meet and open a room after chatting a few words, treating feelings as child's play, and they don't know their self-respect at all. For such girls, I just want to say 4 words to them: please contact me!

I'm grabbing food with the old eight: don't be so alarmed, make a big fuss, the sky is falling and there is a country on top, in fact, someone has been in charge of this matter, before we had an awakened person, a street slicker who didn't study after graduating from junior high school, his ability is to petrify himself, it looks like a lava monster, the kind that smashes the iron door with one punch, isn't this just going to the bank to rob the money, and was subdued by a group of organized and disciplined mysterious masters in two or three strokes, and he hasn't been seen out again.

In this regard, Xu Tian also thinks so.

Many people suddenly possess incredible powers, and it is inevitable that they will lose themselves......

Once you think that you are invincible, you will not be too lazy to use your brains to do things, and you will always use violence to solve problems.

Not to mention others, when he himself was in the last dimension, he was once angry and slaughtered the police.

It has to be said that this is also an inflated behavior.

Fortunately, his heart is still kind...... If you want to change someone, with the power of him, maybe you can bully men and women and be extravagant, what can't you do?

Just like the awakened person who fights the jerking off, he can ignore the law and do such a jaw-dropping bloody case, no matter what kind of psychology he has, it is actually understandable.

It's just that the road is one foot high and the devil is one foot high, and the state obviously has someone to deal with these crimes, and the ghost catchers I met before, as well as the mysterious masters who subdued the robbers mentioned in the post, show that the state organs are still very reliable.

In this environment, even if you have great ability, you must not do whatever you want.

After all, this is not the United States......

Well, it's better to keep a low profile......

Xu Tian warned himself in his heart, and at the same time snorted and took another sip of spicy and delicious instant noodles.

Ma Yun finally couldn't help it: "What, Xiao Wei, can you give me some soup?"

Xu Tian glanced at him.

"What are you talking about, everyone is a good brother who shares weal and woe, what is a mere bowl of instant noodles!"

Xu Tian generously handed over the bowl, and did not forget to remind him warmly, "Be careful, don't pick the noodles." ”

Jack Ma: "???"

The change of this society is really fast, when I was a child, I could take two boxes of chocolate, two bottles of milk, and three boxes of toothpaste from the supermarket for one dollar, but now it is not at all, and now supermarkets are basically equipped with surveillance.

Society is changing too fast, and now more and more awakened people are emerging.

Some of the original rules are no longer applicable.

There are rumors online that the government is already drafting laws against the awakened.

But Xu Tian From a personal point of view, his own strength is still the most important, no matter how high the ceiling of secular laws is, it is still unknown whether it can really restrain those awakened people who like to jerk off when they have nothing to do.

If you want to live freely, you still have to rely on yourself, and it is the most stupid mentality to ask for the kindness and compassion of the strong.

It's just that there is such a person, who does not have the slightest sense of crisis, lives a muddy life, and gets by.

Wang Lidong is this kind of person.

Ordinary college students are poor at the end of the month, but Wang Lidong is different......

He was also poor at the beginning of the month.

Wang Lidong is Ma Yunlin Xiaowei's last roommate in their dormitory, he claims to be a high school leader, full of ruffians, usually likes to fool around everywhere, and the little living expenses that the family gave him were basically let him go to nightclubs to pick up girls and play big names.

Every time this guy saw an acquaintance, he began to borrow all kinds of money, and he also owed a butt of online loans outside, and his classmates, friends, and relatives around him could always receive debt collection calls, so that everyone didn't like to deal with him very much, and Ma Yun Xu Tian and others in the same dormitory avoided him.

Ma Yun was holding Xu Tian's bowl and drinking noodle soup.

Wang Li, who was biting the butt of a cigarette, came in in a rage.

As soon as he sat down on his own bed, he began to brag, saying that he had hung a hot girl in stockings at KTV last night, and he planned to do it for her tonight.

Seeing that Xu Tian and Ma Yun were silent, and they didn't even bother to take care of themselves, Wang Lidong had a trace of displeasure on his face, looked at Xu Tian and said: "Lin Xiaowei, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, lend me two hundred yuan, and you are going to open a house today." ”

Xu Tian didn't bother to raise his eyelids to look at him, and stared at the display screen: "I have to discuss it with my daughter-in-law." ”

"No," Wang Lidong frowned, "Don't you have no daughter-in-law?"

Xu Tian: "So it's not negotiable. ”

"Are you playing with me?"

Wang Lidong's face suddenly became ugly, and he sat up from the bed.

Then he accidentally hit the top bunk.

Xu Tian ignored him.

For this kind of social moth-eaten scum, he feels like a waste of saliva if he says more.

"I'm talking to you!"

Rubbing the head of the bag, Wang Lidong walked up to Xu Tian and closed his laptop.

Xu Tianshi looked up at him.

"How?"

Wang Lidong crooked his mouth, with an ugly face of a young man in society who looks at me and I beat him.

He knew that Lin Xiaowei was a master who didn't make trouble, and could even be said to be a little scared.

So act unscrupulously.

A minute later.

"Ahhhh

Wang Lidong turned his head upside down with a frightened and frightened face, and cried loudly.

The people in the dormitory building opposite were all startled when they heard the sound.

I saw Wang Lidong hanging upside down on the balcony by Xu Tian.

As soon as Xu Tian let go, he would fall from the fourth floor.

"Holy, so strong?"

"It's too dangerous, isn't it......"

"Quick, take a picture and make Tik Tok, iron can fire ......"

Xu Tian was afraid that he would make too much trouble, so he didn't wait for those people to show up their mobile phones, so he pulled Wang Lidong back.

Not bothering to pay attention to this soft-footed shrimp who apologized vigorously, he returned to the bedroom and sat quietly looking at the computer.

The clouds are light and breezy, as if nothing has happened just now.

"You're too ruthless, aren'......"

Jack Ma swallowed.

Only Wang Lidong, who was wet with his crotch, was still paralyzed there, and he didn't recover from the shock for a long time.