Listening to the expert's explanation, I couldn't help but think of the shopkeeper who could be petrified before.

Well......

Is it a national mutation caused by the corpse of a goddess......

The corners of Xu Tian's mouth curled up.

This world ...... It's a lot of fun!

The next day, Xu Tian returned to another school, Huxi University of Technology and Business.

"What is luxury? Let's say you're shopping with your girlfriend and your girlfriend stares at something for more than 20 seconds, and you grit your teeth and pay for it, then it's a luxury. ”

In the lecture hall, Professor Lu, who had little hair on his head, gave an explanation that made some boys in the second class of economics 19 smile, "Keep shopping, your girlfriend stares at something for more than 30 seconds, then students, your girlfriend is a luxury." ”

The table mate who sat in a row with Xu Tian disagreed, saying, "I think the analogy of the professor is very unrealistic. Where's the girlfriend?"

This is an ordinary-looking boy, wearing a very riotous yellow tracksuit, sitting with Xu Tian as soon as he came, he was a very good roommate with Lin Xiaowei in the past, his name is He Jin.

As soon as many people go to college, they look for a partner as if they are starving to death, just to prove that they don't fall in love in high school because the school prohibits early love, but He Jin is different, he really can't find it.

So a topic like this involving the relationship between men and women, a single dog can't resonate.

Boredom, Xu Tian poked the two stunned people who were plucking their nose hair at the front table with a pen, the name of the two stunned people is very distinctive, and his name is also the shadow of his life, he said that the most important moment in this life to understand the gap between people is too big to cross, that is, when he introduced himself: My name is Ma Yun.

That's right, the same name and surname as the richest Internet tycoon in China......

It's just not a good life.

Ma Yun turned around in confusion, Xu Tian looked at him and said, "My table mate is a sand sculpture." ”

He Jin, a single dog, was furious when he heard this, and blurted out a sentence: "You are stupid at the same table!"

Ma Yun was stunned for a moment, and almost didn't laugh: "You are really witty!"

These two people are in the same bedroom as Lin Xiaowei, and they have a good relationship on weekdays to wear a pair of pants, and they are used to fighting, after Xu Tian took over, in order to better substitute for this role, naturally there can be no abnormality.

He Jin, who reacted, slapped his head.

Mack, look at my mouth. What have they said!

At this moment, Xu Tian, who noticed a dissatisfied gaze cast from the podium, quickly shut up and stopped laughing.

But Ma Yuntou turned to them, he didn't see this scene, he was still giggling there, and he didn't realize that Professor Lu Da, who pushed the frame with his fingers, was already on the verge of breaking out......

"Classmate over there, you seem to have understood very well, stand up and give me an example, what are the non-profit investments?"

Professor Lu couldn't bear it anymore, so he took Ma Yun first, "Yes, the classmate who turned his head back is you, get up." ”

Ma Yun was stunned at the time, and he stood up and couldn't say the reason for a long time.

I had to secretly reach for help from the two sand sculpture roommates in the back.

Xu Tian tore off the corner of the notebook, wrote quickly, and then stuffed it into Ma Yun's hand.

Ma Yun breathed a sigh of relief, and the lyrics sounded in his head, unity is strength. At the critical moment, it really depends on his teammates, he quietly unfolded the piece of paper with relief, and he was stunned when he saw the answer, and there was such a sentence written on it:

Neither will I, you're dead.

Depend on.

Pig teammates!

Ma Yun turned his head to glare at Xu Tian, who smiled angrily.

Ha ha.

Xu Tian was so happy that Professor Lu pointed at himself: "The classmate in the back, you can answer." ”

Xu Tian: "......"

Jack Ma: "Poof. ”

Now it was his turn to gloat.

This kind of outrageously simple question didn't put any pressure on Xu Tian at all, and he said casually: "Take my sister shopping...... I guess that's right, yes. ”

As soon as he said this, the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha!

"Unprofitable investment?Take your sister shopping?hahahaha......"

"Talent!"

"Why are you so good?"

......

He Jin smiled and leaned back and forth, and Xu Tian, who was signaled by the professor to sit back in his position, looked at him tenderly with caring eyes: "Your parents are both blood type B, right?"

He Jin looked strange, and he didn't know why he suddenly asked, "How do you see it?"

"Otherwise, how did you give birth to a 2b?"

He Jin: "???"

During the lunch break, Xu Tian, who had lunch with three roommates, came to the messy 404 dormitory, there was no one in it, and the two roommates pulled another roommate named Xue Zixian to run to play League of Legends together, Xu Tian was not interested in the game, so he was too lazy to go together, and came back alone on the grounds that he was looking for a part-time job.

Otherwise, if you really want to fight, Lin Xiaowei is a substitute trainer with extraordinary skills, but he is just a platinum scumbag, and he will be exposed as soon as he is on the spot.

What's more, he didn't even know Lin Xiaowei's QQ password.

However, even if Lin Xiaowei, the great god, is not there, it will not affect their performance, you must know that the three good players in the 404 dormitory, plus other unstable members who have been recruited for a long time, are a combination that has frightened countless players-

The Internet café sat five times in a row and never won.

Xu Tian came to his bed and saw a puddle of water on his desktop, and the books on it were not spared, and the whole thing was wet.

And the water was still ticking down the window, and it looked like it had just been poured down from the floor above.

Xu Tian immediately asked in the roommate group: Who did this?

After speaking, he also took a photo and sent it over.

He Jin: What's the matter, the bastard upstairs is pouring footwashing water downstairs again?

Jack Ma: I'll kill him when I go back. How many times have I been.

Xu Tian frowned, it turned out to be a ghost lacking virtue upstairs.

He immediately ran out and fetched a basin full of water, and then poured it slowly down the window.

In less than two seconds, I heard a murmur downstairs.

He poked his head out the window. Roared loudly: "Why are you pouring water down that bastard on the fifth floor!?"

This sound is supported by aura, full of energy, like the roar of a lion in Hedong, and the entire dormitory building hears it.

When the people downstairs heard this, they immediately rushed up in a group and beat up the guy on the fifth floor who always poured water down.

At this moment, the WeChat group suddenly exploded.

Zhang Xie: Everyone, look at the news, the results of the investigation into the crash of the private jet in the Pacific Ocean by the CEO of Biguiyuan have come out!

Li Nana: See, the satellite took a picture of it, and it was done by a flying awakened person.

Hua Ying: It's really fake.

Then someone forwarded a video to the group.

Xu Tian was also more interested in this, and clicked on the video.

On a clear blue ocean, a private jet is flying.

Then, a figure approaching at high speed appeared in mid-air!

The figure flew at a lightning speed, and there was even thunder light around it, so that it couldn't see what it looked like at all, and it couldn't even tell whether it was a man or a woman.

I could only see that the figure was holding a sword that rose against the storm, and finally became as big as a mountain and slashed at the plane.

The plane exploded in an instant, and the wreckage crashed into the sea, never to be heard again......

The scene is grand, it doesn't look like a fake at all, and it's shocking.

After Xu Tian finished reading it, his brows furrowed.

At this stage, is there already such a powerful awakener?

Jerk off!

Fighting a jerk, Xu Tian can do it with such a big sword, the key is to fly in the sky, which is not an easy task for him for the time being.

Even he was surprised.

Not to mention those classmates in the group, they all expressed shock, yearning and longing.

Fang Weijia: The Awakened ...... Is there such a rebellion?

He Wencai: Wow, if only I could fly.

Li Gang: Could this video be fake?

Cong Zhenzhi: How could it be fake, how could there be such realistic special effects. Unless you bring in the production team of an American blockbuster, they have to be bored enough.

Xu Guozhong: If it's fake, how can the news be published, which newspaper is so lax that it doesn't even verify the truth or falsehood.

As they said, special effects can always see some clues, it can't be so realistic, you can't find any flaws.

Unless there is a production team for an American blockbuster, will a team at that level be so boring?

Besides, the video that has been published in the newspaper is really unlikely, and the current media is not as easy to fool as before.

This video is mostly true. 1603459984