Hua Fengchun finished painting the two skins, and Tianjizi picked up one with a smile.

"Wear painted skin, wear painted skin. ”

Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi picked up the painted skin and draped it on their bodies. The two of them flashed with light and turned into the appearance of youkai.

The little devil stood beside him, looking at the two "monsters", dumbfounded.

Hua Fengchun asked the little devil: "How is it, we look like monsters, right?"

The little demon king nodded, "Like, you guys are so demonic that you can't be demonic anymore." ”

Hua Fengchun turned his head to look at Tianjizi, the two of them glanced at each other, said in unison, and shouted: "!" and jumped back.

Hua Fengchun looked at Tianjizi, his head was trapezoidal, his mouth was wavy, and his ears were like two corks in a red wine bottle.

Tianjizi looked at Hua Fengchun, his face was square, his eyes were slanted, his nostrils were bigger than his eyeballs, and his tongue was hanging outside, and he couldn't take it back.

The appearance of the master and apprentice is too abstract, like Picasso's painting is fine.

"Will this work?" asked Tianjizi.

Hua Fengchun scratched her head, "It's okay, those monsters are stupid, they can't see the problem." ”

"How stupid are those monsters, we are like this, they can't see the problem? Don't talk nonsense, take out two pieces of paint, I'll draw them." ”

"No, I only have two painted skins. ”

Tianjizi pointed to the flowers in spring, gritted his teeth, and didn't know what to say.

Hua Fengchun said: "It's okay, monsters, it's strange, ugly and not illegal." ”

Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi held two abstract painted skins, and together with the little devil, they walked towards the small restaurant in front of them.

As soon as the three of them walked to the door, there was a whoosh, and a bone flew out of it and hit Hua Fengchun's head.

"Oops!"

Hua Fengchun screamed in pain.

The monsters in the small restaurant heard the cry, became vigilant, and shouted, "Who is outside?!"

Before Hua Fengchun could answer, Hulala, a large group of monsters rushed out with weapons.

Tianjizi said: "Everyone, don't be impulsive, it's your own people, your own people, and we are also monsters." ”

Those monsters looked at the three masters and apprentices, became suspicious, and asked, "What kind of monsters are you, why do you look so fresh and refined?"

Tianjizi said: "We are monsters from afar, and we heard that Heifengling is going to hold a group of demon conferences, so we want to come and join in the fun and make friends." ”

A monster circled around Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi several times, and said:

"I don't think you're a monster, but a human disguise. Say, Who sent you?!"

"Say, who sent you?!~~~"

The monsters roared in unison.

Tianjizi explained bitterly: "We are really monsters, and our ancestors have been monsters for generations. ”

"Then why do you look different from other youkai?"

There are youkai who ask pointed questions.

Tianjizi was speechless for a while, Hua Fengchun thought about it and said:

"The two of us were naughty when we were young, and before we had even formed our cultivation, we went outside to play, and we were hit by a human carriage and ran over. ”

"It's run over by a carriage, and it's like this?"

"When the wagon had finished, a boy herded more than a hundred oxen and trampled over us.

Then, two more dung trucks were drunk and drove at a speed of 120 miles per hour, and they collided together, and the big dung truck was stunned to drive a Ferrari. The car was full of feces and urine, and the scene was still very sour when I think about it now.

Then, another group of wild dogs rushed together to fight for territory. After the fight, each of the wild dogs who won the battle sprinkled a bubble of urine and poop, and made a mark on us. ”

The monsters looked at Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi, their eyes were full of sympathy, "It's really not easy for the two of you to survive." ”

The monsters looked solemn and shook hands with Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi.

Hua Fengchun shook off the hands of the monsters, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you going to do at the memorial service to comfort the family?

"Don't pretend to be a good person here," Hua Fengchun pointed to his eyes, "See, did someone throw a bone just now and knocked my eye crooked, how can this account be calculated?"

The monsters were full of smiles, "Brother, I'm sorry, we were careless just now, we were wrong, we apologize to you." ”

"I've knocked your eyes crooked, apologize, okay?"

"Brother, why bother the monsters? Go sit inside, dissipate the anger, let's have two drinks. ”

The monsters seemed to be serving the uncle, and invited Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little demon king into the small restaurant.

This small restaurant was originally run by humans, and a boss and a guy made a living by earning money from passers-by.

The monsters gathered in the Black Wind Ridge to hold a meeting, and when they saw that there was a small restaurant, they drove all the guests away, and the boss and the men stayed behind to serve them to drink wine and eat meat.

There was a large table in the small restaurant, and a dozen monsters, human bosses and buddies, shivering, stood in the corner, ready to give orders.

The monsters pointed to the three empty seats and shouted very haughtily: "Sit, you're welcome, they're all their own brothers." ”

Hua Fengchun sat down with Tianjizi and the little devil.

The monster glared at the boss and the guy in the corner, "Why are you so blind? ”

The boss and the guy hurriedly ran over, brought three pairs of chopsticks, and put them in front of Hua Fengchun.

Hua Fengchun saw a large plate on the table, and a large piece of meat was placed in the big plate.

The youkai didn't know how to cook, so they cooked the meat, sprinkled some salt, and ate it.

Hua Fengchun looked at it for a long time, but she didn't see what kind of meat this piece of meat was.

A monster grinned, stretched out his greasy paws, tore off a piece of the meat, and threw it on the plate in front of Hua Fengchun.

"Brother, you're welcome, eat!"

Hua Fengchun asked, "What kind of meat is this?"

"What kind of meat can our demons eat, it is naturally human flesh. ”

Tianjizi heard that there was human flesh on the plate, and he almost vomited.

The monsters looked at Tianjizi, "What's wrong with this brother?"

Hua Fengchun said: "Oh, it's okay, he's losing weight these days, eating a vegetarian diet, and when he smells these meats, he's disgusting." ”

Tianjizi nodded, "Yes, yes, I am a vegetarian now, and I can't smell meat." ”

"As a youkai, you don't eat meat and eat vegetarian, which is too weird. ”

The little demon king said beside him: "Originally, he also ate meat, but he ate too much meat and grew too fat, and no female goblin liked him." So, he made up his mind to lose weight. ”

A wild boar spirit said: "Brother, why is the eldest husband without a wife, I will marry my sister to you another day, and she will like fatter and stronger men." ”

"Your sister?"

"Yes, my sister and I look exactly the same, and everyone says we're carved out of the same mold. ”

Tianjizi looked at the wild boar essence and thought, your sister looks the same as you, so if you marry into the family, you can't use it as a daughter-in-law, you have to use it as a door god, and stick it on the gate to ward off evil spirits.