"Now you believe that your two kidneys are completely broken!" Xie Yun helped Zhu Bajie up, sat on the edge of the bed, and said, "I have nothing to brush my teeth in the future, I have bad breath!"

"Dao Chief, I will brush my teeth frequently in the future, now please cure my kidney deficiency!"

"There is a saying in the ancient medical scriptures: there is no medicine for those with kidney deficiency, let alone a terminal patient like you. Xie Yun looked at Zhu Bajie's white pig's trotters, remembered what Xiong Da said, and decided to carry on the flickering.

"It's over!" Zhu Bajie sighed, as if pulling off his backbone, sat on the ground with his butt, and fainted.

So intimidating?

Xie Yun tentatively kicked Zhu Bajie's feet and found that this thing was completely dizzy.

The dignified generalissimo, with such a poor quality in his heart, it is no wonder that he can only be in charge of the naval army.

"Master, please, untie the transformation technique for me!" Miss Gao's version of the black bear spirit cried and pounced.

Bang!

Xie Yun kicked Fei Xiongda, this guy has been in the kitchen all year round, and his body is always stained with the smell of oil smoke, and he can't wash it off.

The smell of oil smoke stained his robe, do you still want this top-grade innate magic weapon?

Transfiguration, solution!

A white light hit the black bear essence, Miss Gao's appearance disappeared, and the black bear essence body with a big waist and a round waist appeared.

Sting!

The black bear spirit tore off his crumpled bridal clothes, took out a pig-killing knife from the Qiankun bag on his waist, and walked towards Zhu Bajie viciously.

It's the other way around!

The dignified cook, actually let a pig be rude, and if he didn't dismantle Zhu Bajie today, the black bear spirit felt that his humiliation was difficult to wash away.

"Foolish, stop!" Guanyin Bodhisattva came in time with Muzha, and used a soft light to fly the pig-killing knife in the hand of the black bear spirit.

"Meet the Bodhisattva!" Gao Cai hurriedly knelt down.

"Senior sister, the purple bamboo stick is very useful, but unfortunately it was snatched away by my master, can you give me another one, thank you." Sun Wukong cautiously leaned over and asked.

", there's no hair. Guanyin's eyes widened!

Damn, the old lady's purple bamboo forest was robbed by your master alive, and you little Wang Ba still want to ask for it?

"Bodhisattva, my grandson doesn't want hair, I want purple bamboo sticks. Before Sun Wukong's shameless words were finished, he let Xie Yun kick him and said, "Sister Guanyin, don't come unharmed, my apprentice lacks discipline, I laughed." ”

"Are you still satisfied with the new Guanyin Monastery?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath and said in his heart: Amitabha, the deity is satisfied with your ghost, you set it on fire!

Forget about piercing your heart, you still want to mention this matter now, do you want to tie the waist of the deity?

In the past, the simple monkey in Huaguo Mountain followed you to become obscene and shameless, it was really red close to Zhu and black near ink......

"Ahem, the deity is very satisfied. Guanyin Bodhisattva changed his face in seconds and said with a faint smile.

She estimated that she would never have the opportunity to say those words in front of Xie Yunmian in her life.

"Don't interrupt, the deity is here today just to mention the Immortal Emperor, although this Zhu Bajie has violated the rules of heaven, but it is all fate, he is your second ...... Three disciples. Guanyin Bodhisattva remembered Xie Yun's self-imposed apprentice, and his heart pierced again.

If you don't act according to the script, you shouldn't be the protagonist, and if you learn from the identity of the scripture, others can't grab it, but you!

"He's my third disciple?" Although Xie Yun was prepared, he still looked at Zhu Bajie with disgust.

"Forget it, let's kill it, just have a whole pig feast, Sister Guanyin, do you want to eat it? Leave you a sauce pig's trotters, I heard that it is very beautiful and beautiful!"

Beauty?

Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes lit up, and then he was furious: "The deity eats a ghost, I am the head of the four great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism, eat meat?

"Don't worry, we are strict and don't say anything to the outside world!" Xie Yun pointed to the black bear spirit that shrank into a ball, and said: "That product's cooking skills are very good, two points stronger than the kitchen god, it's a pity not to eat it." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva silently distanced himself from Xie Yun.

Looking at the sky, if you don't distance yourself, you will definitely be taken to the ditch by him later.

In case Zhu Bajie died, how would he explain to the Jade Emperor?

"Immortal Emperor, don't be joking, the destiny of heaven is already doomed, Zhu Bajie and you have a master-apprentice relationship......" When Guanyin Bodhisattva was still about to persuade hard, Xie Yun nodded and agreed.

"Okay, Bendi promised to accept him as a third disciple. ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva was uncomfortable again.

Bastard, won't you excuse yourself again? The deity has prepared a 10,000-word persuasion, and you don't let me say it, it's very uncomfortable!

Crash.

Xie Yun poured a glass of wine on Zhu Bajie's face, and after waking up the unconscious Zhu Bajie, he asked: "Stupid pig, Sister Guanyin pleaded and asked me to take you as an apprentice, are you willing?"

"Dao Chief, are you?" Zhu Bajie asked cautiously with Guanyin Bodhisattva's murderous eyes.

"Wukong, give him the name of the teacher. Xie Yun got up and began to study a picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water hanging on the wall.

The mandarin duck was so fat, I didn't look at it twice, and I thought it was two fat ducks!

Sun Wukong appeared arrogantly, and said as if reporting the name of the dish: "Speaking of my master, that is a big cow, the disciple of Daozu Hongjun, the inspector of the Heavenly Dao, the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor of Heaven, the Eight Desolation King of the Tang Dynasty, and the master of the small world of Xuling!"

Bang!

Zhu Bajie knelt down directly, his eyes were full of tears, he looked at Xie Yun with affection, and said, "Master, you are so bitter waiting for the apprentice!"

has been in the officialdom of the heavenly court for a long time, and he understands the importance of backing the mountain better than Sun Wukong, not to mention anything else, the gold content of the four words of the Taoist ancestor is terrifying.

"Well, get up!" Xie Yun turned around, took out a reincarnation card, and said, "There is nothing to give you as a teacher, this reincarnation card can allow you to reincarnate without hurting your cultivation and memory!"

Zhu Bajie was overjoyed, if it weren't for this terrible body, wouldn't he even be able to marry his daughter-in-law?

This master is good, and he understands what my old pig needs most now.

Xie Yun slapped the reincarnation card on Zhu Bajie.

The ground of the Yunzhan Cave cracked a crack in the ground, the water of the Yellow Spring gushed out, and the power of the six reincarnations was like filaments, wrapping around Zhu Bajie's flesh, pulling out his three souls and seven spirits, turning them into the pointer of the turntable.

On the turntable were written Heavenly Dao, Humane Dao, Asura Dao, Animal Dao, Demon Dao, Hell Dao, and the pointer began to turn, and it seemed that he was choosing to be reincarnated.

Bang!

lost his soul, Zhu Bajie's original body fell to the ground and turned into a black-haired pig, which was very fat.

"Ahem, Wukong, your third junior brother shouldn't mind if we eat his front body, right?" Xie Yun looked at the black-haired pig, his eyes lit up.

"Well, it should, maybe, maybe, probably don't mind!" Although Sun Wukong also wanted to eat pig demon meat, he was still very embarrassed.

"Okay, what you said, Bajie will wake up later, you explain it to him. Xie Yunle grabbed Guanyin Bodhisattva who was about to run, and said with a smile: "Sister Guanyin, don't worry, eat a meal and leave, kill the pig feast!"

"Ahem, no, no, I've eaten, I've eaten!" Guanyin Bodhisattva hurriedly shook off Xie Yun's hand and flew out of the Yunzhan Cave with Muzha as if fleeing for his life.

", fate, you play with me!" In the cloud stack cave, Zhu Bajie's desperate wail came out.

PS: I won't grab it from you, let's see who punches in first.