Chapter 90: Tap Water, Drink It!
Tianjizi agreed to let everyone drink tap water, and everyone seemed to go crazy, you pushed me, rushed forward, and rushed to the edge of the pool.
In such a ferocious scene, it is a blessing that two people were not trampled to death.
The men rushed to the edge of the pool, scrambling for tap water.
Hua Fengchun frowned beside him and shouted, "Be careful, be careful, don't break the faucet for us!"
Those people treated the tap water as a liquid of elixir, and everyone was full of water, and their stomachs were bigger.
"Okay, okay, don't drink it," Hua Fengchun went up to disperse the crowd and turned off the faucet.
Those people drank tap water as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, their eyes sparkling, and their bodies were full of energy.
Tianjizi asked, "Is tap water good?"
Everyone wiped their mouths, "It's delicious, Qiong Jelly and Jade Liquid, Immortal Holy Water!"
Tianjizi smiled and stroked his beard, "What's the best drink in the world?"
"Tap water!tap water!tap water!~~~"
The crowd was in high spirits and raised their arms and shouted.
"Is it refreshing to drink tap water?"
"Cool!"
"A glass of tap water every day, paralyzing the elderly into scuds. Am I right?"
"Yes!"
"Come, shout with me, a glass of tap water every day, paralyzed old man into a scud!"
"A glass of tap water every day, the paralyzed old man becomes a scud!~~~"
Hua Fengchun hurriedly stopped Tianjizi, "Stop, stop, master and apprentice, this is a flood view, not a pyramid den, don't shout." ”
Tianjizi said: "Fans like me and support me, but don't let me be happy?"
"You're having fun, but that's a bit too much. ”
"Your sister, don't get in the way of me interacting with my fans. ”
Tianjizi pushed Tianjizi away and pricked up his ears at the fans, "Where are the screams, where are the cheers?"
Ahh
The fans were going crazy, and the little devil ran over and shouted:
"Master, Brother Chun, Miss Mu is here!"
Hua Fengchun hurriedly went to greet Mu Xinyue, and Tianjizi also put aside the fans and followed Hua Fengchun.
"Miss Mu, I haven't seen you for a few days, you are getting more and more beautiful," Hua Fengchun came to Mu Xinyue with a smile.
Mu Xinyue was a little shy, bowed her head and smiled, her cheeks flushed.
Hua Fengchun said: "Oh, Miss Mu is even more beautiful when she smiles like this, the country is overwhelmed, and my titanium alloy dog eyes are going to be blind." ”
"Don't get in the way if the dog is blind," Tianjizi pushed away the flowers and offered his courtesy to Mu Xinyue, "Miss Mu, please sit in the house." ”
Tianjizi Qingmu Xinyue went to the living room to sit, and those fans came over, "Idol, can we still play?"
"I have to entertain Miss Mu, you can play by yourself, and drink as much tap water as you like. ”
"Thank you idols, thank you idols. ”
Those fans were ecstatic and ran to gulp tap water again.
In the future, when you drink with your friends, they can have a good time, but my brother has drunk the silver of tap water.
Mu Xinyue entered the living room, and Hua Fengchun pointed to a sofa, "Miss Mu, please sit here." ”
Mu Xinyue looked at the sofa, "This chair looks a little weird. ”
"You just sit on it and know it, it's great. ”
Mu Xinyue pouted her round ass and sat down on the sofa.
As soon as she sat on the sofa, Mu Xinyue screamed, leaned to the side, and shouted:
"Oh no, it's collapsed!"
Hua Fengchun hurriedly stepped forward, the hero saved the beauty, and hugged Mu Xinyue with both hands.
Mu Xinyue and Hua Fengchun were close at hand, looking at each other, and for a moment, time seemed to stand still, and the whole world melted in sweetness.
The love story of the prince and princess is about to be staged......
Suddenly, Tianjizi walked over, spoiled the scenery, and said in a sullen voice at the flowers and spring:
"Hey, don't look at it, your boogers are going to fall on Miss Mu's face. ”
Hua Fengchun let go of Mu Xinyue and wiped her nose.
"Master, don't slander my handsome image, okay?"
Tianjizi handed Hua Fengchun a piece of paper, "If you dig well, you will definitely be able to dig out the boogers." ”
"My master loves to joke, Miss Mu, don't mind," Hua Fengchun explained to Mu Xinyue with a smile.
Mu Xinyue said: "Tianjizi Daoist is witty and humorous, which is very good. Why is this chair so soft?"
Hua Fengchun said: "This is not a chair, this is a sofa. ”
Mu Xinyue heard a new term from Hua Fengchun's mouth - sofa.
"What's the difference between a sofa and a chair?" asked Mu Xinyue.
"The sofa is much more comfortable than the chair. ”
This is a single sofa, but Mu Xinyue is small, squeezed it, and Hua Fengchun can sit down.
Hua Fengchun and Mu Xinyue squeezed into a sofa, smelling the fragrance on the beauty, Hua Fengchun's heart was rippling, and the whole person was about to float.
Hua Fengchun explained to Mu Xinyue: "The outside of this sofa is covered with a layer of leather, and under the leather is a sponge, and there is a spring under the sponge. ”
What sponge, spring, these are all new terms that Mu Xinyue has never heard. Mu Xinyue opened a pair of big watery eyes and looked at Hua Fengchun blankly.
Hua Fengchun patted the sofa, "In short, this sofa is very comfortable to sit on, soft and elastic, you see." ”
Hua Fengchun's ass was hard and bounced around on the sofa.
Mu Xinyue stretched out her hand and pressed it, "This sofa seems to be really elastic." ”
"Of course, I'm a good boy who never lies. You don't press with your hands, press with your buttocks, so that you can feel the elasticity of this sofa perfectly. ”
Hua Fengchun gave Mu Xinyue a demonstration and played around there.
Mu Xinyue hesitated, learned from the appearance of flowers in spring, and also bounced on the sofa.
"Fun, isn't it?" asked Hua Fengchun.
"Well, it's fun. ”
Hua Fengchun and Mu Xinyue were like two children, and they had a lot of fun.
Tianjizi said: "You two are playing slowly here, I'll go get you some snacks to eat." ”
Mu Xinyue said: "As soon as I came, the Taoist chief gave me snacks to eat, and I got fat." ”
"It's okay, Haruko likes plump girls. ”
Tianjizi's words made Mu Xinyue's face flush.
Mu Xinyue realized that she was a little too unrestrained, and she had to distance herself from Hua Fengchun.
So, Mu Xinyue stood up.
Hua Fengchun was a little puzzled, "What's the matter, Miss Mu, aren't we having a good time?" Don't listen to my master's nonsense, I don't like plump girls, I like beautiful and plump girls. ”
Mu Xinyue smiled awkwardly.
Tianjizi asked, "Miss Mu, what do you want to eat?" potato chips, ice cream, cakes, jelly, or cream biscuits and chocolate beans?"
Before Mu Xinyue could speak, someone outside pulled his throat and shouted:
"The thunder catcher is here!~~~"