After Xiaodao Gu and Tianjizi finished speaking, they turned around and left.

The pressure man was furious, pointed at Tianjizi, and shouted: "You old thing, after the press conference is over tomorrow, I will kill you, kill you!"

Hua Fengchun said: "Hey, you are a monk, you fight and kill all day long, what kind of system do you become?"

"What's the matter with you, if you talk nonsense, my mother will kill you together!"

Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little devil all frowned, this girl is really fierce.

Under the persuasion of a few little Taoist aunts, the pressure man finally left, and when he walked out of Erlidi, he could still hear her scolding.

Hua Fengchun patted Tianjizi and said seriously: "Master, the man I admire the most is you." ”

Tianjizi glanced at Hua Fengchun, "Are you mocking me?"

"No, no, I'm very serious and serious," Hua Fengchun hurriedly confessed.

The little demon king asked beside him, "Brother Chun, why do you worship Master so much?"

"My father is too ruthless, and he bit and crushed the male Dao Gu just now, which man in the world can be so violent?"

The little devil pouted and gave a thumbs up to Tianjizi: "Pure masters." ”

Tianjizi slapped the little demon king, "Little brat, what do you know." Put your bike away, don't ride it, you guys help me get ready, I'll have a press conference tomorrow. ”

Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun and the little devil are busy preparing for tomorrow's press conference.

Early the next morning, just after dawn, there was a knock on the door of Honghuangguan, and they were invited to the press conference.

"Press conference" is a new word for people in the Middle Ages, and they are curious to see what this press conference looks like.

After the guests entered the Honghuang Temple, they probed their brains, looked around, and some even slipped into the toilet.

The little devil was sitting on the toilet and shitting, kicking the shameless voyeur out.

Hua Fengchun frowned and shouted, "What are you doing here?!"

The guests grinned and giggled, "We want to see what this press conference looks like." ”

"All of them are quite big people, shall we know some rules?" Hua Fengchun reprimanded those people.

"At the beginning of the morning (9 a.m.), a press conference was held in this courtyard. See, those are your seats, sit there, don't just move around. ”

Hua Fengchun They were in the courtyard, horizontal and vertical, with dozens of chairs, and those guests found their own place and sat down.

The flowers came to open the door when they were distributed, and their faces were not washed. After settling the guests, Hua Fengchun went to the backyard to wash up.

Some time ago, the system signed in and rewarded Hua Fengchun with two bags of cement and a box of tiles.

Hua Fengchun did not waste it, so he invited two masons to use the cement and tiles to build a pool and install a faucet.

Tianjizi is brushing his teeth in front of the pool, and the toothpaste and toothbrush are all gifts from the system.

"Those people are arranged?" Tianjizi filled his mouth with toothpaste foam.

"It's settled down, it's really annoying, it's noisy early in the morning," Hua Fengchun picked up the toothpaste and toothbrush, turned on the faucet, and took a glass of water.

The water is pumped by a pump and conveyed by a pipe, and is disinfected to become tap water.

Hua Fengchun was wearing a vest and pants, felt that her buttocks were a little itchy, and wanted to reach out and grab it.

Whether it's Oba or the goddess, he or she is a human being when he or she comes home. Hiccuping, farting, picking feet and scratching buttocks, there are no less.

Hua Fengchun put her hand into her pants and was about to scratch it, when suddenly, it felt as if someone was staring at her.

It's good to do this kind of thing by scratching your butt secretly, and you can't let others see it.

"Who is it?!"

Hua Fengchun roared, turned his head and saw that the guests were hiding in the dark, looking at him.

Hua Fengchun can't wait to shoot them to death with a slipper.

"What are you doing there, didn't I say, tell you to sit honestly and don't move!"

A few guests said, "Daoist, don't be angry, don't be angry. We heard that the Honghuang Temple is very magical and full of black technology, and we are curious and want to take a look. ”

Tianjizi is a person who loves to show off, Hua Fengchun wants to drive those people away, Tianjizi dissuades Hua Fengchun:

"Koharuko, people are guests, we can't be rude. ”

The guests nodded and smiled: "Heavenly Dao is wise and wise." ”

Tianjizi said, "You are all my fans, right?"

"Fans?"

The men were dazed.

Hi, a group of hillbillies, Tianjizi muttered in his heart, saying: "Fans mean supporters, that is, do you support me and worship me?"

Those people straightened their backs and said, "Of course we support the Heavenly Dao Chief, dare to kiss the ruthless master too much, not a hero, can we do it?"

Tianjizi drooped his face, "Apart from this, I don't have any other specialties, is it worthy of your worship?"

Those people thought for a while, "Yes, yes, there is the ability of the Heavenly Dao to descend demons and eliminate demons, which is also resounding and top-notch." ”

Tianjizi raised his head, pinched his waist, laughed, and was so happy that he was about to float.

"You're very good, very discerning, much better than my two stupid apprentices. ”

Hua Fengchun looked at Tianjizi and thought, Master, don't be so superficial, okay?

Tianjizi glanced at Hua Fengchun, "Have you finished your toothbrush?" ”

Before Hua Fengchun could speak, Tianjizi pushed Hua Fengchun away, and beckoned to the guests with a warm smile like spring on his face:

"Fans, come here. ”

The people walked over, and Tianjizi pointed to the pool: "Have you seen this thing?"

Those people looked up and down around the pool for a long time, and some even reached out to touch it, and even opened their mouths to bite twice.

"I haven't seen it," the turtles looked honest.

Tianjizi patted the pool and said, "This is the pool, the outside is inlaid with tiles, and the inside is made of cement." ”

"Oh, it turned out to be Sauce Purple. ”

Those people looked at Tianjizi intently as if they were children listening carefully.

Tianjizi pointed to the faucet again, "What is this, do you know? Forget it, you definitely don't know, I won't sell Guanzi." This is the faucet, as soon as it is unscrewed, there is water flowing out. ”

"Really?" one blurted out.

Tianjizi glanced at the man: "Is it really fake?

As he spoke, Tianjizi turned on the faucet, and the clear well water flowed into the pool.

Everyone exclaimed, "Amazing, amazing, so powerful." ”

Tianjizi said: "This is called tap water, and the emperor has never seen it." You can see with your own eyes that it is the luck of three lives, and the ancestral tomb is smoking. ”

One of them asked, "Daoist, may we take a sip of this tap water?" ”

"No problem, let's drink. ”