Tianjizi stood on the stage and forgot the words, and for a while, the scene was extremely embarrassing.

Someone in the audience shouted, "Dao Chief, what are you asking us to do, tell me quickly." ”

"Yes, there is one thing to say, to tell the truth. ”

"Are you going to talk about the matter between you and the Heartless Master?"

Tianjizi nodded, "Yes, yes, yes, I just want to talk about me and the ruthless master, recently, there have been many rumors in the rivers and lakes, and they are all false."

"What do you say, I and the ruthless master are too married, the house has been bought, and the days have been chosen. Some people also said that the ruthless master had taken in a little Dao Gu, who was the illegitimate daughter of the two of us......"

Tianjizi said on the stage, and the ruthless master listened to the audience, every time Tianjizi said a word, the face of the ruthless master became ugly.

In the end, the ruthless master Tai jumped up, held a sharp sword, pointed at Tianjizi, gritted his teeth, and shouted:

"You're going to die, aren't you?!"

Tianjizi was so frightened that he stepped back and said, "Master, I said it was a rumor, don't be angry." ”

The ruthless master shouted: "You don't need to repeat those rumors, talk about you!"

Tianjizi only promised, and said:

"Those rumors are all made up by people with ulterior motives, they want to ruin the reputation of the ruthless teacher, we must not be fooled, we must not believe the rumors and do not spread the rumors......"

Tianjizi was talking on the stage, and someone shouted in the distance:

"Dao Chief, you speak louder, we can't hear it!"

Tianjizi increased his volume, but those people in the distance were still shouting and couldn't hear it.

The ruthless master glared at Tianjizi angrily and shouted, "You haven't eaten, you won't be louder!"

Tianjizi was so frightened that he was so aggrieved that he was about to cry.

Everyone looked at Tianjizi and thought to themselves, after getting married, this is also a kneeling washboard.

Tianjizi said: "Master, I speak so loudly. ”

At this time, Hua Fengchun ran up and said, "Master, there's a horn here." ”

Hua Fengchun signed in the system and handed the electric speaker to Tianjizi.

Tianjizi turned on the electric horn and blew, well, good.

Hua Fengchun said: "Master, if you can't remember the words, just read according to the manuscript." ”

Tianjizi was holding an electric horn in one hand and a manuscript in the other, and was about to start reading, when suddenly, the electric horn sounded by itself:

"Mrs. Shi, I love you, I love you to death, the sky is falling apart, and I can't stop. Without you, I can't eat, I can't sleep, and my life has no meaning.

"Now, let me write a poem for you.

"You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the toothpaste, I am the brush, you are the Hami and I am the melon, if you don't love me, I will commit suicide~~~"

Tianjizi was blinded, why did the electric horn ring by itself, he wanted to turn off the electric horn, but he couldn't find the switch.

Everyone in the audience cheered: "This earthy love story is angry enough, good, good, good!"

The Heartbreaker was so angry that he wanted to explode on the spot.

Hua Fengchun also felt strange why the electric horn rang by itself, and it was still the voice of Tianjizi that was broadcast.

Hua Fengchun looked at the little demon king who was snickering next to him and understood.

This electric speaker has a recording function, and the little devil took a voice changer to simulate the sound of the heavenly machine, recorded a local love story, and stored it in the electric speaker.

The electric horn is still playing:

"When I meet you, my heart beats faster, I don't see you in a bad mood, I dream that your time is slipping away too fast, and having you is the biggest expectation in my life~~~"

The Heartless Master was so mad that he flew up, jumped onto the platform, and slashed down with a sword, cutting the electric horn in half.

After cutting the electric horn, the ruthless master was still angry, and he had to cut it together with Tianjizi.

Tianjizi hurriedly jumped off the platform and wanted to escape. The ruthless master chased after him and was stopped by Hua Fengchun.

"Master, don't be impulsive, murder is against the law. ”

The ruthless master stared at her and shouted, "Hurry up and get out of the way, or I'll kill you together!"

At this time, Lei Zhutou came over and said, "Mrs. Shi, give me a face and put away the sword." ”

Lei Zhutou is a person in the official mansion, and the ruthless master looked at him, put away his sword, and shouted:

"Disciples, find some firewood, I'm going to set a fire and burn this desolate view!"

Everyone stepped forward to dissuade them.

Tianjizi said from afar: "Mrs. Shi, don't blame me for this, the voice in the electric horn is not mine, someone is using a voice changer to imitate my voice." ”

The ruthless master didn't know what a voice changer was, and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm very angry now, if I don't kill you, it's hard to solve the hatred in my heart!"

Tianjizi was anxious, and suddenly, he saw the little demon king.

The master and apprentice glanced at each other, and the little demon king realized that the situation was not good and wanted to slip away, but Tianjizi stretched out his big hand and grabbed the little demon king.

"Mrs. Shi, it's all his ghost, and it has nothing to do with me. ”

Tianjizi lifted the little demon king up and said, "Boy, you quickly admit the crime." ”

The little demon king looked at the ruthless master who was smoking, and thought to himself, if I admit now that I did it, this old witch will not be able to kill me with a sword.

The little devil resolutely refused to admit it.

Tianjizi said: "You bastard, do you really want to kill your master?"

The little demon king thought for a while and raised his little hand, "Master, it was all a misunderstanding just now, my master has a girlfriend." ”

"Who is it?"

The ruthless master asked too viciously, and then looked at the pressing man beside him with sharp eyes.

The man shuddered, "Master, it's not me and it's me." ”

The little devil said, "My master's girlfriend is in the backyard. ”

When everyone heard this, there was an uproar, thinking to themselves, this guy Tianjizi is really open, he has a girlfriend, and they live together quietly.

Tianjizi blinked and looked at the little demon king, "When did I have a girlfriend and I was still in the backyard?"

The little devil smiled evilly, "Master, you have a girlfriend, and you are indeed in the backyard. ”

The ruthless master said: "You go and bring that woman, there is really such a woman, I will let you go today." ”

Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun were inexplicable, and the little demon king said, "You guys are waiting here, I'll go and bring Master's girlfriend." ”

Everyone was full of curiosity and waited in the front yard, and after a while, they heard the childish voice of the little demon king.

"Master, your girlfriend is here!~~~"

The eyes of the crowd widened, and when they followed the sound, they saw the little demon king holding a woman without clothes and running over quickly.

Hua Fengchun felt that something was wrong, the little devil was still a child, how could he hold a woman and run fast.

If you look closely, it's not a woman, it's an inflatable doll given by the system.

Hua Fengchun didn't expect the system to be so improper, and he gave this kind of thing, so he casually threw the inflatable doll aside, and when he went to find it later, it was gone.

Unexpectedly, this inflatable doll was stolen by Tianjizi and brought back to the bedroom as a girlfriend.