The little devil held the inflatable doll, panting, and came to the front of everyone.

The Ruthless Master frowned and asked, "What is this?"

"This is Master's girlfriend," the little demon king said.

"It's a dummy. ”

"It's a dummy, but it's quite realistic and seductive. ”

"Hey, Daoist Tianjizi, how to use this thing, can you give us a demonstration......?"

Most of the guests were men, and they were curious about the inflatable dolls, so they gathered around, stretched out their hands, and touched them.

The little devil held the inflatable doll and shouted, "Hey, don't touch it, this is my master's girlfriend." ”

Everyone was crowded together, the scene was very chaotic, the little devil was holding the inflatable doll to leave, and suddenly, an accident happened.

The doll was punctured by something, poofed, spurted, and flew up.

"It's not good, Master, your girlfriend is leaking, it's heavenly!"

Tianjizi stood there blankly, looking up at the inflatable doll flying into the sky, muttering in his heart:

"My girlfriend has a leak, oh heaven. ”

Originally, Tianjizi just wanted to hold a press conference quietly to settle the misunderstanding between him and the ruthless teacher.

Unexpectedly, this press conference made a lot of noise, and when the ruthless teacher left, he angrily left a sentence for Tianjizi:

"We're not done!"

In the evening, everyone left, and there were only three masters and apprentices left in the Honghuang Temple, Tianjizi, Hua Fengchun, and the Little Demon King.

Hua Fengchun and the little demon king took the food and persuaded, "Master, you can eat something." ”

Tianjizi shook his head, "Don't eat it." ”

"People are iron and rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic," Hua Fengchun continued to persuade.

Tianjizi glanced at Hua Fengchun, "Even if you give me Yunnan Baiyao now, you can't make up for my spiritual trauma." ”

Hua Fengchun said: "Isn't it just a ruthless master, as for scaring you like this, master?"

"Don't stand and talk without backache, the ruthless master is eager to tear me to pieces now, as long as I get out of this desolate view, my life will be in danger immediately. ”

Tianjizi glared at the little demon king, "It's all you, you had a good press conference, and you messed it up." If you don't kill your master, you're not happy. ”

The little demon king lowered his head and admitted his mistake, "Master, I know it's wrong. ”

"You know now that you're wrong, there's a piece of? You go to the Heartless Master and settle the matter. ”

The little demon king's face was embarrassed, "That old witch has a prejudice against me, if I go to her, I'm afraid she will kill me before I finish speaking." ”

"Oh my God, what the hell am I going to do?"

Tianjizi grabbed his hair and looked up to the sky and sighed.

Hua Fengchun pondered for a long time and said, "Master, I have an idea that can calm the anger of the ruthless master. ”

"What's the idea?"

Tianjizi seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, his eyes were shining, and he looked at the flowers and spring.

Hua Fengchun said: "Master, as long as you find a real girlfriend, Mrs. Ruthless will no longer be difficult for you." ”

The little devil said: "Yes, yes, Master, you have been a single dog for so many years, and it is time to get rid of the single." ”

Tianjizi scratched his head, "This girlfriend is not a cabbage radish, how can you say that you can find it." ”

Hua Fengchun said: "We can't find it ourselves, we can go to the matchmaker and ask the matchmaker to help us find it." ”

Tianjizi grinned, hehe smirked, "I've been single for so many years, and I'm still a little excited to suddenly get off the list." ”

Hua Fengchun: "Master, you eat the food quickly, and we will find a matchmaker early tomorrow morning and go on a blind date." ”

"Well, okay. ”

Most of the gloomy clouds in Tianjizi's heart were removed, he picked up the rice bowl, divided three times by five, and ate a full meal.

Early the next morning, as soon as it was dawn, Tianjizi got up, woke up Hua Fengchun and the little devil, and accompanied him to go on a blind date.

Hua Fengchun and the little devil found the most beautiful clothes and put them on for Tianjizi.

Tianjizi stood in front of the mirror, freshened up, sprayed perfume, smeared hairspray, shiny, and came to Ping'an Town with flowers and the little devil.

There is a matchmaker surnamed Wang in Ping'an Town, called Wang Po.

Wang Po had an iron mouth, claiming that the husband and wife introduced by her were not 10,000 couples but 8,000 couples.

Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian are the classic masterpieces of Wang Po's matchmaker's career.

This talented and beautiful pair, except for Wang Po, how many can be said?

The heroes don't mention the courage of the year, and the current Wang Po is a little lonely.

The society is developing too fast, and Wang Po can't keep up with the times.

What kind of free love are young people pursuing nowadays, I am optimistic that you will pursue you, have a meal, spend some money, and the two of us will have monkeys together.

From the first time they met, to the birth of a large child, there was nothing about matchmakers in between.

Business is bleak, Wang Po's life is getting worse and worse, and the tea shop she opened is almost out of business.

As usual, Wang Po sat on the side of the street again today, boredly eating melon seeds, while snorting melon seeds, her eyes were dripping and rolling, looking at the bodies of passers-by.

When Wang Po saw a man coming over, she hurriedly threw away the melon seed skin in her hand, raised her hand, and shouted:

"This son, seeing that you are full of heaven and the earth is round, you must be rich and noble. I'll tell you a matchmaker, what kind of woman do you like, tall, short, fat and thin, whatever you choose. ”

The man stopped, and without a good voice, shouted at the princess:

"What kind of matchmaker, didn't you see that I was holding a child in my arms, I would have been married a long time ago. ”

Wang Po smiled, "Bring the child over, and I'll tell him a baby kiss." When I grew up, I kept him to my satisfaction. ”

"You're sick!"

The man cursed, hugged the baby in his arms, and left.

Wang Po spat at the man's back, and a pair of eyes continued to sweep the street, looking for a target.

Wang Po saw a girl of eighteen or nineteen, dragging a stubborn husky.

"Erha, you go quickly, go quickly, if you don't leave, I'll be angry!" the girl exclaimed angrily.

Erha tilted his head and looked at the girl.

No matter how angry you are, Ben Haye looks like this, hey, tease you~~~

The girl couldn't hold it, she was angry and anxious, and she was about to cry.

Wang Po took the opportunity to say: "Girl, at this time, you need a man, there is a strong man, don't you just subdue this Erha? I see that you are so pure and lovely, just do good deeds, and tell you a marriage, how about it?"

The girl pouted and said, "Grandma, what age is it now, who still uses matchmakers to go on blind dates?" ”

The girl dragged Erha to leave, and the princess shouted:

"Wait, girl, do you know why your husky won't go home?"

"Why?"

"Because it's lonely, it's lonely, and it comes home with nothing to do. If you find him a dog companion, he won't be so annoying to come home. I know a few huskies, all of them are female, beautiful and virtuous......"

Wang Po thought to herself, it is not possible to tell people to be a matchmaker, but it is okay to tell a dog to be a matchmaker.

It doesn't matter if he is a human or a dog, making money is the king.