Chapter 14: What is Happiness?

didn't wait for Qin Zhan to come back from Chinatown, and he received a call halfway through, saying that the floor-to-ceiling mirror he ordered yesterday had arrived, and there was no one at home, so he should hurry back and die, or add money.

Lao Qin hurriedly stepped on the accelerator, ran home under the speed limit, and hurried home in ten minutes.

It was six o'clock in the morning when he got up, and it was already half past seven when he came back from the warm-up and morning exercise, and he ran to Chinatown and went to the cemetery, and it was almost noon when he came back, so it was no wonder that the installer was in a hurry, and there would be no place to eat lunch if he delayed it.

He didn't have a measuring stick when he ordered the mirror, so the floor-to-ceiling mirror still needs to be cut before it can be installed.

I have to praise him for thinking a lot, when he walked from Chinatown, he found an ATM and withdrew some cash, otherwise he didn't have enough money in his pocket - he didn't do a check, and Eagle Sauce didn't have a certain Alipay and WeChat here.

Many times people have this feeling:

When the salted fish is nothing, when you don't want to be a salted fish, all kinds of chores come in a group, and you don't have the heart to do the right thing.

He has always encountered this situation recently, and he finally has a clear mind and is determined to be strong, and he has to buy medicine, refine medicine, clean up his house, and have to be busy with his parents' funeral.

Look at your peers, what do you want from other people's systems, and the weapons and equipment skills that you eat and drink are all in your hands with a "ding", why is our system so wasted!

"Caviar fish, hurry up, what am I going to eat at noon?" Lao Qin shouted.

"Same as last night. The young lady replied.

"Also, there's good news and bad news, which do you listen to first?" she said again.

"Oh bad, I haven't had any good news since I came here. ”

"No, you've lived an extra life, you have money, a house, a car, a gun, and the system and me. The young lady reasoned with him.

“...... That's right, it's just that we can't do the right thing, and we're in a panic. What's the bad news?"

"You've got to go out in the afternoon. Ziyu smirked.

"Annoying! What are you doing? Can't you let people live in peace? Doesn't the system let us recover our health as soon as possible, Ziyu, you are yang and yin."

"Hee-hee, it's not. There are good things to go out in the afternoon, and you wake up thinking about them. ”

"Huh?"

Lao Qin thought about it, and after waking up, we didn't seem to be thinking about anything, we were all walking in a hurry, and when Ziyu was just summoned, I was thinking about something that was not suitable for children, could it be ......

"That...... Ziyu, what do you finally agree to? It's a good thing, a great thing! But what does this have to do with going out in the afternoon? Can't you do it at home?"

Ziyu's face was full of shame, and when he raised his hand, he was furious, and then gave him a big white eye.

"What do you think! Go out to buy meat in the afternoon! Buy meat! When you wake up, you're all biting, isn't that a good thing?"

"Uh......"

He thought he was going to say goodbye to the life of a magician, but he misunderstood, and he was caught by the young lady, which was embarrassing.

Fortunately, Lao Qin's quick wit was not blown, he was cheeky and said righteously:

"What are we thinking? All we want is to eat meat! You finally agree to eat meat, why don't we have a good time?"

"Make it up! you continue to make it up!" Ziyu was unmoved, looking like he was watching a play.

And then ...... Yes, don't you still have frozen meat at home, so let's ask why we have to go out and buy it, can't we take it out at home?"

"Hehe!" Ziyu gave him two words, turned his head and left.

"Oh no, why are you scolding? Are these two words said casually?"

The young lady turned around and looked at him indignantly: "No more nonsense, you continue to nibble on pickles at night!"

K O!

Lao Qin was defeated, and ran to cook.

The people living in Great China are happy.

If you look at the negative news pushed by a certain shock department and a certain Peng news agency all day long, then the Chinese people are in dire straits.

But think about it the other way, the population of 1.4 billion people! Even if you make up and sensationalize, these things that recognize Eagle Sauce Daddy can only push out these, and that's all there is to it, so what about the rest?

Pork has risen in price, but can it be eaten before the price rises? Except for religious reasons, more than a billion people can eat enough food and meat, isn't this called happiness?

Moderately prosperous families are not accustomed to those middlemen, so they all add a few yuan to eat beef and mutton, and the average family just puts less money or has less money in the bank at the end of the month.

Look at the big universe country, the people who occasionally eat beef are middle-class families, and all kinds of kimchi are the main force on weekdays, this is a developed country!

Look at the third brother, 100 million people, more than a billion of their own prime ministers say that they are not human creatures, and they are all claimed to catch up with and surpass China.

Look at Africa again, I don't know where a bullet flew from and died, except for relatives who can howl twice, and the neighbors around them are used to what to do.

All right...... I digress again.

Therefore, Lao Qin, who was restricted from eating and drinking as soon as he woke up, was unhappy, although he had money, a house, a car, a gun, a system and a young lady, but he was not allowed to eat meat, then he was unhappy.

Now Ziyu is finally willing to let go and let him buy meat, and he is full of happiness in an instant.

During the lunch time, Lao Qin seriously discussed with Ziyu how to celebrate this historic scene, whether it was braised pork or back to the pot? A large skewer of barbecue and two kidneys would do! Beef stewed persimmons were barely OK.

It's a pity that the young lady ruthlessly dismissed, he now has some gastrointestinal function restored, but too greasy to eat will only diarrhea, the young lady's suggestion is yam eel soup tonight, ginseng hen soup tomorrow morning, mushroom and bamboo shoot pork rib soup at noon......

Well, he still hasn't been out of confinement.

But what's not to be satisfied with meat? Besides, a bright future beckons to him.

So he immediately changed his plan and decided to use the precious time he spent eating after a meal to buy meat and come back to continue exercising. For lunch, he only eats eight minutes full - he has to save his stomach for the evening, and he doesn't want to take a nap, so he puts down the dishes and chopsticks and goes straight to the supermarket.

There were few cars, and Niu'er ran briskly on the straight asphalt road, just like Lao Qin's mood at the moment.

On the way, Ziyu suggested that he get a swimming card, start swimming this afternoon, plank at night, and do yoga before going to bed, saying that he should gradually increase the amount of training as his body recovers.

"Then you can't teach me?" the star's eyes flashed.

"You know how to swim in the system. Ziyu didn't understand.

"I'm a wild road, soaked in the river, the movements are not standard, and I need professional guidance. He continued to pretend with righteousness.

"Oh, yes, a non-standard swimming style can cause muscle strain, don't worry, I'll teach you, I'm a professional all-rounder." "The young lady is still very simple when she is not driving.

"Then let's get a card when we buy meat! We must do it! This is good, we have to come out once a day, and by the way, we can handle the purchase together, saving all the time wasted on the road. ”

After a pause, he asked again, "Well, you want to change into a swimsuit, right?"

Finally, the poor dagger has been seen!

He has long found that Ziyu's outfit will change with different sports, morning exercise is a sports suit, his eyes are straight, yoga changes into yoga clothes, and his nose is hot, then swimming is of course a swimsuit!

Lao Qin felt hot in his nose again, but fortunately, he was anemic now and didn't flow out.

The young lady gave him a blank look, and said why he was so happy, whether he was happy or not.

While talking, I was already at the supermarket.

Ever since Aunt Vivian took him to the ALDI supermarket chain, he has used it as a regular purchasing point, with cheap prices, strong discounts, a complete range of goods, and guaranteed quality and freshness.

Coincidentally, there is a swimming pool next to the supermarket, so after shopping, Lao Qin didn't put it in the car, and went in as soon as he twisted his buttocks.

The security guard at the door was stunned when he saw the posture of a fish in his left hand and a chicken in his right hand, and hurriedly stopped him.

"Sir, I'm sorry, this is a swimming pool, are you going wrong?"

Lao Qin looked up at the signboard and replied, "That's right, I'm here to apply for a swimming card, do you have lockers here?"

Now, the customer is God, and now God wants to stock, and the security guard is not easy to stop. If God runs away because of this, then he doesn't have to do it.

"Please follow me. "The security guard is a very young man, who looks about the same age as Qin Zhan.

In a blink of an eye, he came to the front desk, and the young man introduced that Lao Qin was here to apply for a card, but he had to save things first.

The girl at the front desk is a blonde, choppy, but the smell of perfume is too big. But looking at the eyes of the little security guard, it is obvious that he has been coveting it for a long time.

The blonde girl waved her hand to kick the poor licking dog out to watch the door, and when she turned around, she was enthusiastic:

"Sir, please come with me, there's a freezer here, you can put it here first. ”

After saving things, the girl began to boast about her clean water, environmental hygiene, and suitable temperature, and hinted that she could introduce a beautiful coach with a super good figure to Lao Qin.

This product can eat this set at this time? No matter how good the figure is, can there be a child fish? The custom is perfect!

Waving her hand to interrupt the boasting of the little sister at the front desk, she briefly explained her intentions, calculated the day of school, made a swimming card with a pay-per-use billing, and went to the must-have store in the swimming pool to choose swimming gear.

The swimming gear is very simple, a hat, a pair of diving goggles, a pair of boxers, plus a nose clip and earplugs, but Lao Qin began to worry again-

You Eagle Sauce don't have the slang word for "green hat", do you? The whole swim shop has three colors, green, white, and black.

He can still understand black and white, what is the situation of green? This doesn't match the skin color, don't you make it?

Forget it, in order to see the swimsuit of the subfish...... Ah no, in order to swim to regain his health, he picked out a black one, and then walked into the locker room with a black face.

There are not many people in the swimming pool at this time, and it may be more lively on weekends, anyway, there is only one white woman fluttering in the eight swimming lanes at this time, far away, Lao Qin glanced at the thigh thicker than his waist and didn't take a closer look.

Maybe because of the many lawsuits of the Eagle Sauce family, the precautions in the swimming pool are not bad, no matter how Lao Qin emphasizes that he can swim, the lifeguards will not allow him to go to the deep water area before he has obtained the standard class training record.

Fortunately, the purpose of this cargo is not to swim, he stood in the one-meter-deep pool, looking at the fish standing opposite him, and his mouth was salivaing.

The young lady is wearing a two-section swimsuit today, with long hair tied up in a ponytail, no swimming cap, a shy and timid face, a long neck, and a tall and slender figure...... Okay, it's up to the neck, and then down to 404, please make up for it yourself.

In short, Lao Qin is feasting his eyes today, he doesn't move when he enters the pool, and a pair of thief eyes sweep up and down.

"Lao Qin, have you seen enough?!" Ziyu was annoyed.

"I haven't seen enough...... Oh no, enough of that...... It's not, whatever, let's get started. He didn't know what to answer, so he just started directly.

Swimming was an important survival skill in ancient times, but in modern times it has been transformed into a sport. In 1828, John Bull built the first city swimming pool on the wharf, which became very popular in the West and then spread throughout the world.

Lao Qin practiced by the river in his last life, and he also accompanied his girlfriend to the swimming pool a few times, but later his girlfriend found that his belly couldn't go back no matter how he sucked it, and Lao Qin's thief eyes always aimed at other women, so he never went again.

So he's pretty good - I don't know how the system defines him as a swimmer.

Ziyu is angry enough, the foundation is poor, the action is not standard, forget it, and refuse to practice well, a pair of dog eyes are always staring at the place where it shouldn't be, I really hate to dig it up!

The young lady decided to cure him, so she bent down with a smile. Sure enough, the creature immediately breathed heavily, its eyelids seemed to be gone, and hooks were about to grow in its eyes.

Then, his arm was numb, his leg began to cramp, he couldn't stand up, and he was stunned to choke on water in the one-meter-five pool.

The lifeguard who had been staring at him for a long time didn't say a word, jumped into the water and grabbed him from behind and pulled him back.

"Sir, you said you could swim?" After rescuing him ashore, seeing that he was no longer able to breathe, the lifeguard asked mockingly.

"Ahem, ahem. "This thing coughed twice, and I don't know how to explain it to others.

"Please take a break here first, and if you don't feel well, I suggest you go to the hospital for a check-up. "The lifeguards are still very responsible.

"It's okay, ahem, I just, I had a sudden cramp. It's good for a while, it's good for a while. "Lao Qin is very embarrassed, any man who is almost 1.8 meters old will be like this if he drowns in a 1.5-meter pool.

"OK, OK, then you take a break, I suggest you warm up a little longer. ”

"Also, if you're planning to get into the water, we have arm rings, buoyancy bars, back floats or wakeboards for you to choose from. ”

Lao Qin is even more embarrassed, he is an adult, it is shameful to stay in the shallow water, and then tie a back float on his body, press a water board under his body, and tie an arm ring on his arm like a child, which is simply embarrassing to throw home.

"I just had a sudden cramp and it's fine now, trust me. He tried to explain.

"No, sir, for your safety, you have to choose one, and you don't want me to lose my job, do you?"

"Okay, then I'll choose to drift back. "This thing knows that it is a loss, and I can't insist on it, so I just throw my face into the pool, what do you like.

glared at Ziyu hatefully, and the young lady raised her little fist to indicate that she deserved it.

"Alas!" Lao Qin sighed again.

"I'm so hard!"