"I'll rub it, good you Tang Sanzang. Sun Wukong smashed a golden hoop stick in front of Tang Seng's eyes, and said angrily: "You dare to give me a whole job of moving the official without a single question, I said that you chant the scriptures all day long until your head is watted?!"

Tang Seng frowned almost imperceptibly, and then took this thunderous big apprentice as air, and continued to hold the string of Buddha beads in his hand, but his mouth subconsciously recited the mantra, and the four were empty.

Seeing him like this, Sun Wukong became even more angry in his heart, and raised the golden hoop stick and smashed three holes in a row around the seat of the Tang monk who had words.

The tile floor was smashed by him in an instant, and Tang Seng's nostrils were enlarged in pain, but he still held his breath and chanted the scriptures, pretending that the four were empty.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, scratched his ears angrily, and circled Tang Seng three times.

After turning these three times, he stopped turning, picked up the golden hoop stick, "You can continue to pretend for me, and when I smash your mansion to a pulp, I see if you can pretend." ”

After he finished... He threw up the golden hoop stick in his hand and wanted to smash it at the large piece of floor-to-ceiling glass facing the sea in Tang Seng's house.

Tang Seng opened his mouth, and the scriptures in his mouth were almost mispronounced, and he suddenly couldn't pretend to be able to do so, "Enlightenment ......"

But before he could stop it, there were two loud noises outside: "Bang, bang." ”

This sound was more shocking than when Sun Wukong landed just now, and the frightened Tang Seng sighed in his heart and couldn't sit down anymore.

I saw him get up from the mat suddenly, and quickly grabbed Sun Wukong, who was temporarily distracted by two loud noises outside and didn't hit his floor-to-ceiling window with a stick, and rushed out.

He ran wildly at the running speed that Sun Wukong was amazed at, and said urgently: "Wukong, you quickly help the teacher beat the two goods outside." ”

"I'll wipe your glass door, Lao Sun, I just threatened you to be as calm as a bell for a long time, this will be ......" Sun Wukong's words almost let the threshold fall before he could finish speaking, "I'll wipe it, I'm old—alas, can you slow down? You're bald—"

Sun Wukong staggered and let Tang Seng pull him into the courtyard, and was about to get rid of the thin skin and tender hand that was pulling him and continue to curse, when his eyes swept to see the two women scuffling together in the front yard.

With just such a glance, he didn't want to scold for what he said later, he just wanted to sit aside and watch the show.

As soon as Tang Seng came out, he was almost high blood pressure by the two big holes smashed out by the two women, "Oh, hey, two aunts and grandmothers, if you want to fight, you will go to a deserted place to fight, why do you come to my yard every time to fight?"

He stared at the peony flowers that were smashed into flower cakes in the two big holes, and the movement of the Buddha beads in his hand was faster.

One of the two fairy-like women was the Empress Xiliang, the daughter of the country who had cultivated to the immortal throne in casual sportswear, and the morning glory fairy who was wearing a fluttering gauze skirt who was being promoted to a flower fairy.

In the past hundred years, these two thieves who came to Tang Seng Immortal Mansion can be said to be diligent.

Diligent to the point that Tang Seng does not need to ask for housekeeping, the home can be kept spotless, and any objects placed can be well fixed in their original positions.

Tang Seng is crazy about these two fairies who have to come to report once every three days, and the first thing he does when he gets up every day is to pray that these two will not come on the same day.

Because if they come on the same day, they will definitely quarrel and fight, and they will never leave without ravaging the front and back yards.

And these two fairies, who are called fair ladies by the fairy world, are pulling each other at the moment without the image of a lady, you grab my hair and I grab your hair.

As soon as Empress Xiliang heard Tang Seng's voice, she immediately said coquettishly: "Brother Yu, come and help me tear this shrew apart, I will almost let her feed her whole scalp." ”

It is said that a coquettish woman is the best, and this Xiliang Empress is very well learned, but unfortunately Tang Seng is a wood-like person, and he doesn't understand the style at all, and he only feels sorry for his own yard and is unwilling to clean up the battlefield.

As soon as the flower fairy saw that Tang Seng didn't buy the account of the Empress of Xiliang, she immediately felt that her opportunity had come, and hurriedly said in a more squeamish voice: "Brother Sanzang, don't bother with this old woman who can get pregnant by drinking saliva, you tear her away, I brought you orchid seeds...... Yikes...... Hey, you old woman, what ......are you doing with my face?"

"Who is the old woman?" Empress Xiliang hated people the most, saying that she was old, "You morning glory who has only lived for eight hundred years-sigh, you stinky morning glory, don't think that you can look down on us like this if you step on a cow and become a flower fairy, I can tell you, the royal brother is mine, and you want to rob me with your flowers, and there is no door, ah-"

The Empress of Xiliang clasped the flower fairy's head with both hands and hit it with her forehead,

"Ahhhh The flower fairy's painful tears flew out of her eyes, and she shook the face of the Empress Xiliang, "You, you are an old woman, you are all so old, why is your brain still so hard, you usually eat stones to live!"

The flower fairy trampled on the heart of the Empress Xiliang with words at a young age of only a few hundred years old, and just wanted to fight for the age difference in front of Tang Seng and gain a good impression.

But these two fairies have good-looking faces, but they have forgotten what emotional intelligence is and the consciousness of figuring out a man's heart.

Always pacing people with their own ideas, the result is to push people farther.

The Empress of Xiliang was shaken off by the flower fairy, and the flower child and the spit on the face of the star star, immediately disgustingly let go of the flower fairy's head and kicked her stomach.

The flower fairy's thin waist and thin back were kicked by her to the courtyard wall, and she screamed in pain, and instantly felt that her waist was about to break.

Empress Xiliang immediately withdrew after kicking this rude kick, and then hurriedly pulled out a bag of wet tissues from her pocket and pinched out two pieces and wiped them on her face.

While she wiped, Yu Guang accidentally caught a glimpse of Tang Seng who had widened his eyes and the corners of his mouth twitched, so he hurriedly showed him a pitiful appearance, as if the woman who was so hot just now was not her.

Tang Seng looked at this woman who kicked people away, and now pretended to be innocent with himself, and was about to cry angrily, he raised his hand to cover his face.

Then, when he turned around, he saw that the flower fairy had drawn herself down from the courtyard wall which he had spent so much money on, and when there was already a concave mark of a slender waist and a thin man on the courtyard wall, his whole eyes were green and shining.

The flower fairy gritted her silver teeth and walked briskly towards the Empress Xiliang, looking like she would never stop until she put this old woman on the wall once.

As soon as the Empress of Xiliang saw her menacing, she hurriedly threw away the wet wipes that had been wiped into a ball, and posed to prepare for another game.

"Oh, can't you two take a step back?" Tang Seng saw that the eyes of the two of them were shining fiercely, so he had to quickly persuade: "As the saying goes, endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky, ah, this world is so beautiful, don't you have anything else to do?"

After speaking, he glanced at the wet wipes that were thrown on the grass by the Empress of Xiliang, closed his eyes and took a deep breath, Amitabha, the adults have planned the villains, and when these two people have stopped, it is not too late for him to educate the Empress of Xiliang.

"Brother Sanzang, don't care, I have cleaned up this old woman today, you hurry up and hide in the house, so as not to hurt you by mistake in a hurry, and when I finish fighting, I will help you clean up this garden." The flower fairy had just come down from the wall, and the next moment she pounced on the Empress Xiliang, and the two of them started a new round of pulling their hair......

"Alas, alas......" Tang Seng was anxious to watch from the sidelines, but he couldn't stop it, so he had to turn his attention to Sun Wukong for help.

Sun Wukong sat on the side and watched his scalp a little numb, his master's charm is really not covered, and he actually bewitched this virtuous empress and an arrogant and feminine fairy into a market shrew, a female man's physique.

"Hmph, don't look at me. Sun Wukong raised his hand to block Tang Seng's sight, "I was here to smash your house, and now someone is rushing to smash me, and I'm happy to be happy." ”

"You ......" Tang Seng was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, "You monkey, this work of moving the servants is not for you to arrange, you sprinkle fire on me to do something, you have the ability to find such a place to go!"

Sun Wukong saw that he was so angry that he wanted to jump to his feet, but he was not in a hurry, he sat there and looked leisurely, "If you come to that guy, you put forward this idea, let me have the anger to come to you." ”

"What......" Tang Seng let Rulai shake the pot to a knot, glared at Sun Wukong for a long time, and when the two women were about to smash their yard, they suddenly raised their heads and pointed to the western sky, and shouted: "Okay, you Rulai, I am kind enough to help you solve your worries, you are good, but hit a rake - didn't you say that I came up with the idea of not telling my three apprentices? How can you not believe your words?"

Looking at Tang Seng's increasingly tender face that he couldn't hide even if he was so angry that his face was flushed, Sun Wukong snorted, and his forehead was tsk, people still have to be rough and good, at least there will not be goddesses and immortals smashing into the house every day to fight and fight.