Chapter 2 The way of appearance is too eye-catching
There was a sound of talking outside, and Sun Wukong didn't bother to look at the pretentious Tang Seng in front of him, and looked out.
So, he saw the pestle pushing and shoving outside the courtyard gate, you let me and I let you, no one wants to step in first Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng first.
Zhu Bajie made a gesture of invitation, "Senior Brother Sha, you should be the first to come first." ”
Sha Seng hurriedly took a step back, and also made a gesture of please, "No, no, no, you should be first, Second Senior Brother." ”
"Alas, you old sand. Zhu Bajie said with a depressed face: "I have always respected the old and loved the young, not to mention - junior brother, you have called me senior brother, no matter how I say it, I want to be nice to you, come, you go in first." ”
"No, no, no, how can there be a reason for the senior brother to let the junior brother. "The sand monk still won't enter.
No why, he just thinks it's reasonable to let Zhu Bajie go in first.
But Zhu Bajie's idea was that whoever was going to go in first, his master Tang Seng would think that he would come to him and ask who was the leader of the sudden demotion.
Just when these two people asked me and I let you, Tang Seng, who was so anxious to jump to his feet, finally found them.
He hurriedly rushed out as if he saw a life-saving bodhisattva, "Oh, my two good apprentices, you two are here at the right time, come on, come on, hurry up and help the teacher pull these two female donors away." As he spoke, he grabbed Zhu Bajie with his left hand, grabbed Sha Seng with his right hand and ran in.
"Hey, hey, Master, Master...... You slow down. Zhu Bajie was stretched to a fat body, and said secretly in his heart, this master looked at the thin skin, tender meat, thin arms and legs, he used to be a soft-footed shrimp-like figure, how did he become so strong now?
Is it hard to get fit every day?
Sha Seng was pulled with a confused face, seeing that his master was in a hurry, he hurriedly asked, "Master, what's wrong with you?"
Tang Seng was asked with a sad face, and when he was about to point to the two women who were going to demolish his house to explain to his two apprentices, he heard Sun Wukong say there: "Alas, that Xiliang Empress, you should hit the feet of the flower fairy, that is her most vulnerable place - alas, flower fairy, don't smash that useless grass, you should drag the Xiliang empress and smash her on the most beautiful pine tree, I tell you, that pine tree is the strongest, this smash to ensure that she is in pain......"
This is teaching people to fight, this is not clear about teaching people how to destroy his courtyard!
Tang Seng gasped for breath, and directly threw down the second apprentice and the third apprentice and ran to his own eldest apprentice with a big arrow, covered his mouth that he was afraid that his family would not be broken enough, and scolded angrily: "Okay, you stinky monkey, no matter how I say it, I am also your master, how can you teach outsiders to smash your master's house?"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng took a step back in surprise at the tragic scene in front of them, and then looked at each other stupidly and turned their heads, just looking at the two beautiful people with expressionless faces, and they didn't persuade or stop them.
The two of them just let the letter of appointment be a little confused, and came to ask them what was going on with the master, but they didn't expect to see such a lively scene as soon as they came, it was simply - don't look at it in vain.
Just when Tang Seng was so anxious that he was about to go crazy, Sun Wukong gloated, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were stunned to watch the play, a golden light appeared in the sky, projected above this mansion.
This golden light is too forced, too shiny, and exciting, except for Sun Wukong, everyone else raised their hands to cover their eyes.
Sun Wukong stared at the Buddha behind the golden light with his pair of fiery eyes, stood up straight, and shook his head: "I said old man, can you be more low-key next time, so golden, aren't you afraid of blinding other people's eyes?"
Rulai was not angry when he heard the words, and the golden light faded a lot as soon as he moved his fingers, and he smiled and squinted, and said in a clever tone that was not as good as rushing: "You are all here, just right." ”
"That's a fart. Sun Wukong stepped forward and climbed the clouds, and came to Rulai, "My old grandson is living a good life in Huaguo Mountain, one does not cause trouble, and the other does not go to heaven to make trouble for the Jade Emperor Lao'er, why did you arrange an errand for me again?"
As soon as he shouted like this, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng at the bottom understood, it turned out that not only they had been assigned positions, but even their awesome senior brother had also been arranged.
Hearing this, their hearts suddenly balanced.
As for whether they will succeed in taking office, they feel that it depends on how their senior brother makes trouble.
If Sun Wukong makes a lot of trouble, it is estimated that they will not have to do anything to go back to their territory and go freely.
The two inseparable Empress Xiliang and the Flower Fairy saw that they were here, and immediately let go of each other, and hid aside to tidy up their appearance.
Rulai glanced at the scene below, then looked at Sun Wukong and hooked his finger at him, "Monkey head, come here." ”
Sun Wukong saw that there was a psychological shadow on his fingers, and Lisheng took a step back vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"
When he saw him like this, he couldn't help laughing, "Come here, I have something I want to talk to you about." ”
"What do you say about it, why do you let me go?" Sun Wukong refused to pass.
Rulai sighed, why is this monkey's vigilance getting stronger and stronger?
He just wanted to say a few words to him, didn't this guy think he was going to crush him to the bottom of Wuzhi Mountain?
He had no choice but to open his mouth and say two words, "Moon." ”
Sun Wukong's toes immediately flashed to Rulai's side, and stared at him with his eyebrows twisted, "If you have something to say, go back and put it back." ”
When I saw him eating turtles, I couldn't help but want to be happy.
But he understands that he can't be happy at this critical moment, otherwise this monkey head may not know how to be anxious with himself.
He coughed twice, hiding the laughter that was about to run out of his throat, and whispered in his ear: "As long as you agree, then I can help you talk to the one in Guanghan Palace." ”
Sun Wukong was stunned and glared at Rulai.
Rulai looked at him with a smile on his face.
The two looked at each other like this for a minute before Sun Wukong tilted his head and stepped back, raised his legs and jumped down from the clouds, and said at the moment of jumping: "Remember what you said, if you break your promise, I will lift your house." ”
Rulai laughed twice, "Okay." ”
Sun Wukong jumped next to Tang Seng and stood up with his hands on his chest.
Tang Seng approached him, "What did you and Ru say?"
Sun Wukong glared at him, "When did you become so gossipy?"
Tang Seng snorted coldly, "Don't talk about pulling down, I'm not uncommon anymore." ”
Sun Wukong also snorted coldly, "It's best not to be rare." ”
Tang Seng glared at him and was speechless for a long time.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng also came over, and even the Empress of Xiliang and the Flower Fairy, who had avoided tidying up their appearance, also walked to their side gracefully.
Among these people, except for Sun Wukong, the others bowed deeply to the Rulai above their heads, "Go down to the immortals to meet the Buddha." ”