Men, who hasn't dreamed of martial arts?

Lao Qin is a loyal viewer of the "Ip Man" series, and when he sees something unpleasant, he will still contribute to the box office when the next film comes out, which may be his only luxury consumption. So he knew about wooden stakes and thought about buying them—even though he hadn't studied Wing Chun in his previous life.

It's just that this thing is not cheap, and the lowest price of a certain treasure is also thousands, and Goudong is even more expensive. Of course, there are cheap ones, and nine dollars and nine free shipping...... Ahem, I won't discuss this. In short, he didn't have that condition in his previous life, and after choosing Wing Chun in this life, he has been thinking about hitting wooden stakes, how can he learn too few moves, and it is useless to buy them.

Now that he finally got the quasi-letter, Lao Qin couldn't wait, and hurriedly said: "I'm going to buy it, I've seen a wooden stake seller in Chinatown before, so I don't have to wait." ”

Ziyu smiled: "Everyone's height and arm length are different, your wooden stake is designed by the system according to your body data, and the finished product made in batches is not suitable, so you can only customize, a total of four large and small." Moreover, the auxiliary training equipment of Wing Chun is not just a wooden stake. ”

Well?

Lao Qin really doesn't know what else is besides the wooden stake, in the movie, Master Ye only uses this practice, is there anything else?

"Wooden piles, three-star piles, wall targets, mille-feuille paper targets, rattan rings, these are all auxiliary training equipment for Wing Chun. After practicing fist and foot kung fu to mastery, there are also eight chopping knives and six and a half sticks to practice. You're still far from that, just customize it in advance, and go back after swimming in the afternoon. "The young lady gave him a general introduction and hit by the way.

The thing hung its head and Bai was excited.

Ziyu smiled like a little fox: "However, you can do unplanned auxiliary exercises first, the two-in-one appliances and instruments, I specially designed them for you, how about it, amazing, right?"

"What a fart!Little monster, don't you want to come quickly?!Be careful that the Taoist Master will beat you back to your original form!" Lao Qin scared her viciously, she was going to be beaten up for such a big breath, do you know?

"Wait!Wait for the afternoon!" the young lady was not afraid of him at all, and continued to make faces and send contempt to him.

This product only had a husband and wife with someone more than an hour ago, and the adultery is blazing at this time, and it is rare for the dog's face not to turn over or be sour, noisy and flirtatious. It wasn't until Ziyu urged him that he found that more than ten minutes had passed since he hung up the phone, and someone who claimed to be leaving soon hadn't changed his clothes.

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"Hi Amanda, I'm here again. Lao Qin accosted with a shy face.

"Hey, Qin, are you here to find me?" The girl's heart was full of joy, this guy really had thoughts about his sister!

"Yes, the weather has been bad lately, I can't go for a morning run, I want to buy some indoor sports equipment, I seem to have seen treadmills, elliptical machines and spinning bikes here yesterday, can you recommend them to me?"

Thinking of the ambiguity of yesterday's "recommendation" of these devices, the girl blushed a little, and said in her heart, what does this mean? Yesterday, when he was a customer, a little temptation was nothing, and the sales commission she earned was enough for the next semester's living expenses. But now that they have decided to chase after him, will he be treated as a casual girl if they do this again?

Amanda decided to test it out and asked, "How are you going to recommend me?"

"Uh, recommended, isn't that the one, you know. Lao Qin gestured incoherently, and said in his heart, how do I know how to recommend? Are you good sales? How do you recommend it to me to teach? Are you afraid that you will forget to memorize your lines when you go out?

Now the misunderstanding is deeper. Her face turned red, and if she hadn't had a good impression of him, she would have sent out her big middle finger a long time ago. The girl held back her anger, lowered her head and stepped forward to support his arm, rubbed it gently, and asked, "Do you mean this?"

Qin Zhan's scalp exploded, and he withdrew his arm and took two steps back like an electric shock, almost posing a two-word pincer Yang Malai.

What are you kidding? Ziyu is inseparable from him! It's only been a while before you dare to have an affair in front of her? The young lady said that she doesn't mind finding another girlfriend, and she really thinks I'm serious? Heh! Woman, your trick is too old-fashioned.

However, Lao Qin also understood what the girl meant in the last sentence, and people thought that she was using the order as a threat, hinting at the need to rub oil. At that moment, he waved his hand again and again, and said:

"You're mistaken! That's not what I meant. I'm just asking you to give me a brief introduction to the performance of the device or something, understand?"

He accentuated the word "merely".

Amanda's face gradually recovered, and only a faint blush remained. Being rejected like this by a boy or a boy she likes, although it proves that he is not the kind of beast who only has the desire to roll the sheets and breed in his head, but it also makes her a little embarrassed, is her sister so unliked? This guy is not even as good as a beast!

Na, this is a girl, those who want to push her down are beasts, and those who reject her are not as good as beasts, if Lao Qin knows her psychological activities, he will definitely burst into tears, it is too difficult for men!

Seeing that the black security guard was about to eat melons, the cashier aunt also glanced over from time to time, not to mention the erotic maniac in the monitoring room, he couldn't wait to put the camera in his underwear! The girl knew that the most important thing now was not the question of whether the beast was a beast or not, but how to save her image in his heart.

Amanda is now in an awkward position: being too affectionate will make the other party think that she is a casual girl, and if she is too cold, how can she make the other party understand her intentions?

"Qin, didn't you say you were going to move yesterday? Why did you change your mind?"

Seeing that she was far away from him, Lao Qin relaxed slightly. He doesn't have any friends of the same age here, and his sister is close to his age, so it's good to chat when he doesn't hit people with the ball, so he replied honestly:

"This afternoon I will go to determine the decoration plan of the house, the designer said that the decoration will take three days, and I plan to ventilate and dry for two weeks before moving over. But it has been raining for two days in a row, and it will be the rainy season in three months, so I plan to buy indoor sports equipment first, these pieces of equipment are not big, and it should not be very troublesome to move. ”

Amanda thought that he just didn't want to buy the things she recommended to find an excuse, but when she heard that he was really going to move, she was in a hurry, and her heart said Where are you chasing after your sister when you run away?

"Where are you moving to? Well, I mean, you leave a new address so that the manufacturer can provide after-sales service. ”

Halfway through the question, she realized that she shouldn't be like this, after all, she and Lao Qin had only met twice, and even today was only three times, and she didn't drink coffee, watch movies, go to bars, or roll the sheets, and the relationship between them was just a stranger who was more familiar, and asking this kind of question at random was easy to be considered an invasion of privacy.

"I bought a house on Rose Street, right next to Venice Beach. Lao Qin didn't feel anything about it.

This is also a different custom of Huaxia and Eagle Sauce.

Here in Huaxia, when chatting with nodding friends, it is rare to ask questions such as "where do you live", and use it as a way to further deepen the friendship between the two parties, the other party will generally simply reply to the last sentence "I am in such and such a community", if the distance between the two sides is not far, then the next will become:

"Hey, I live there too, not far from your house!"

"Really, where do you live?"

"It's in xxx neighborhood, ten minutes at most to you. ”

"Oh, you said this is unfortunate! When will I go to my house to play?" Old Friends Chinese Network .laoyouzw.

"Okay, when you have time, you can come to my house if you have nothing to do. ”

......

In this way, the speaker has no intention, and the listener has no intention, and only brief information such as "so-and-so lives is not far from me" will be left in the memory, and no one will really go to someone else's house unless it is used in the future.

Eagle sauce is much more hypocritical here, and messy things can be classified as private, and if you are not careful, you can also get racist.

For example, neighbors can chat with each other about gas and news, but they generally don't ask about their respective careers in the first chat, and even if they get acquainted with each other, they are limited to introducing each other's careers, and no one will ask about topics such as which company works before the family gathering, otherwise the other party will think you are rude.

Ask such a personal question when you meet for the first time, are you planning to watch people put off the dishes?

If the person asking is white and the other party is black, the consequences are even more serious, and the other party has absolutely reason to think that you suspect him of being a gang member or a thief, otherwise why would you ask about the profession of a black person? Are you not discriminating against black people? If you meet a supermarket security guard or something, you may have to go to court.

Far away......

In short, Lao Qin didn't think there was anything about this, chatting, don't say this, what do you say? Awkward chat anger or scolding IRS (Eagle Sauce IRS)? There are only a few people around him who can chat, and every time he scolds this, is it annoying?

He didn't notice the surprise in Amanda's eyes, and he was still sending a insincere invitation to the other party according to the habit of the Chinese people: "It's me at home, you can come to my house as a guest when you are not busy with work." ”

The girl's face turned red again, and in Eagle Sauce, she invited a single girl — well, well, again: to invite the opposite sex (not absolutely) to the house, and if there was not much age difference between the two parties, and deliberately mentioned that there was only herself in the house, that was the most obvious hint: even to roll the sheets with the wife!

She couldn't figure out Lao Qin's thoughts, this guy sometimes couldn't get off the stage seriously, and sometimes he seemed to give some hints, did he understand what his sister meant? Or was he also tempting?

So the girl laughed and said, "Rose Street, it seems that you are the child of a rich family!"

Qin Zhan shrugged his shoulders, he was not familiar with her, there was no need to explain his parents' car accidents, insurance compensation, and ghost mansions, so he just said: "I will go to SCA (University of Southern California School of Cinematic Arts) to go to college in less than two months, you know, the security around USC is really not very good, so I bought a house over there." ”

“what?” Amanda was excited: "You say sca?

Seeing her like this, Lao Qin guessed: "You too?"

"Hah!"

The girl smiled happily and stretched out her hand and said, "Amanda Seyfried, a freshman majoring in media art and practice at SCA, don't get me wrong, I'm not the heroine of 'Mean Girl', I'm just sharing her name." ”

Qin Zhan held her hand, only to feel delicate and soft, and hurriedly collected his thoughts, and said with a smile: "Qin Zhan, a freshman majoring in SCA film and television props design and manufacturing, uh, this major is new this year." ”

"Nice to meet you. The two of them said this at the same time, and then smiled.

Lao Qin didn't expect to meet his future classmates here, but he felt quite fateful, and he was willing to chat with her more.

But he still had to deal with his own house, so he said: "Amanda, I have to go, and I made an appointment with the designer to determine the decoration plan." I'll pay first, and then I'll ship the equipment after swimming in the afternoon, and I'll see you at the swimming pool. ”

"See you at the swimming pool. ”

The girl nodded and sent him to the cashier again, only to feel Venus, Aphrodite, and Cupid blessing her along the way, the boy in front of her must have been arranged by God, otherwise how could it be so coincidental?

Qin Zhan was once again tailed by the security guards, and this guy simply didn't even find a reason to help deliver to the guests, chattering all the way with the rhythm unique to black people:

"Hey, boy, Amanda definitely has a crush on you. ”

"Treat her to a movie and you'll have a great night, so what are you waiting for?"

"I really envy your good luck, do you have any tricks?"

"Teach me, I can pay tuition, how about $20 an hour?"

Lao Qin waved his hand impatiently: "No skills, I'm more handsome than you, that's all." Okay man, I'm coming out empty-handed this time, be careful that the boss deducts your salary. ”

The black guy stopped walking back, although eating melons is a common feature of human beings, but obviously eating is more important than eating melons, and the deterrent effect of deducting wages is greater than the need for gossip, he can only muttered while walking: "I'm just a little older, much more handsome than you when I was young, and now I'm actually not too old, and the girl in the bar last time said I was handsome......"

Qin Zhan couldn't laugh or cry, this thing is shorter than him, and he looks like O'Neill, who is 1.75 meters tall, where does he get the confidence of the fan?

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Due to the stickiness with the young lady at home, the pulling and pulling with Amanda at the supermarket, and the slippery road on rainy days, he didn't dare to drive too fast, Lao Qin had to call Steven halfway and tell him that he was about half an hour late.

In fact, the main reason is that it is lunchtime, and if he insists on hurrying, he will have low blood sugar when he takes care of the problem of the house. How could Ziyu allow such a thing to happen? If you can't remind you, you can reason with the facts, and if you can't do it, you will ask each other softly, and if you can't do it, you will start pinching, Lao Qin doesn't want his waist to play a role at this time.

So when he found a fast-food restaurant and hurriedly settled lunch, and then rushed to the new house, Steven and his party had been waiting for a long time, cranes, iron baffles were readily available, and the crowd of people eating melons around them were watching in twos and threes, but fortunately, the dark clouds did not cover Venice Beach, and the sun was still shining here, so this group of people was not rained.

Lao Qin parked Niu'er at the door of the villa, and as soon as he opened the car door, he heard a "click", and before he could react, a stick-like object rushed to his face.

Instinct that has been practiced too many times is much faster than the speed of thinking.

When he saw an unknown object, he had already instinctively tied up the two-word pincer Yang horse, and before he could see what it was, the crossed hands had been erected like a pine raising its head, and by the time the retina transmitted the information he saw to the brain, the thing had already been flew.

When his brain realized that the stick was a microphone with a big "OK" sign, a thought popped up in his heart: "Not good!"

It's too late to retract the strength, after nearly 20,000 practice of the action has already formed an instinct, after the upper cross spread the hands slightly retracted, after the accumulation of strength, the lower cross cultivator quickly and forcefully slashed on both sides of the opponent's navel.

At this time, the other party's exclamation because of the microphone was Ge Fei had just come, and the voice was a man.

Before Lao Qin could see what this unlucky ghost looked like, he was already curled up in a ball with his stomach covered, and he could only see the other party's brown curls and trembling back.

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