19 Monk Descending Demon (I)

Hui Yin said: "Our brothers are eating fat with their mouths, and don't say (who) is fat." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Don't say, don't say, don't say, don't say." Not only can they not say it, but they also have to hide it from each other. Together, do you work together, right?"

Hui Yin said: "I racked my brains to really come up with the trick of pretending to run away and have diarrhea, you said to expose it to me, you also call sincere unity, mutual cooperation? ”

Ning Wuwei said: "I admit it, I did a bit of that in this matter, but did you lose my appearance before?"

Hui said: "It's wrong for me to look like you, but it's not life-threatening." What's going on with you now? Are you really going to kill me? Can it be the same here? I don't even have the heart to strangle you now, you know you?"

Ning Wuwei said: "Look at your bear-like appearance, and you still have the heart to strangle me." I'll let you give it a try. Do you dare?"

Hui Yin said: "Why don't I dare? I have the heart of Buddhism and have a good life, and I can't bear to kill them." Anyway, I don't care, I'm at this point today, it's all your fault, you have to find a way for me. ”

The two of them muttered a few times, and this muttering was endless, and the old man couldn't help but feel more than he could, but he didn't dare to come over and eavesdrop, so he had to knock on the side and say, "Qu San, what time is it now?"

Qu San is also clever, or the old man loves to treat him everywhere, and immediately said: "Master, maybe it's almost the third watch, right? Master, don't worry, it's not at this time to subdue demons and eliminate monsters, I think the master is not ready tonight, forget it tonight, let the master prepare for another day." ”

Hui Yin said: "Didn't I say it a long time ago, the Buddha doesn't need to prepare for the demon subjugation." Hurriedly pulled Ning Wuwei and walked a few steps away and said: "Niu Nose, did you hear it, my time is running out, do you have any good way to talk quickly, otherwise I will die, and I will not let you go if I turn into a ghost." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "You let go." Isn't it over if I find a way for you? Based on my experience with the yokai last night, this youkai is a bit like you. ”

Hui Yin said: "Aren't you talking nonsense, how can a monster be a little like me?"

Ning Wuwei said: "Monsters are the same as you, they have few brains and strings, and they are a little lacking in heart." ”

Hui said angrily: "When has this been, are you still angry with me?"

Ning Wuwei said: "I'm not angry with you, I'm telling the truth, you can not listen if you don't like to listen." I'm too lazy to say it. ”

Hui Yin couldn't, so he had to endure and say: "I love to listen, I love to listen." I'll admit I'm a little lacking, right?

Ning Wuwei said: "This is about the same. Based on my experience of fighting with the monster last night, I found that this monster was a little timid, and as soon as I said that I was a closed disciple of Grandpa Lu, I scared him. ”

Hui Yin said: "You mean to let me continue to boast in front of the monster that I am a disciple of my Buddha Rulai's great disciple to descend the dragon Arhat." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "How is this blowing? ”

Hui Yin said: "Yes, yes, I am. My master is a dragon descending arhat, who am I afraid of?"

Ning Wuwei said: "Isn't this right? As long as you remember this magic weapon, I will protect your life without worry." ”

Hui strengthened his courage and said: "I am the disciple of my Buddha Rulai's great disciple to descend the dragon Arhat, that is, my Buddha Rulai's second disciple." The mana is boundless, and it is a piece of cake to subdue demons and eliminate monsters. He raised his leg and took two steps in the direction of the ladder, but consciously or unconsciously retreated and said: "You have already used this trick last night, and you said that I will continue to use it today, will the monster still be fooled?"

Ning Wuwei said: "Of course it will." Didn't I tell you, this monster is a bit like you, with less brain and less heart?"

Hui Yin said: "Bull nose, bull nose, I don't know what I did in my last life, let me meet you here in this life." You can't kill me, are you unwilling?"

Ning Wuwei said: "You talk a lot of nonsense." Can you still take on a little responsibility? When we first met, who said, 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?' This hasn't even put you in hell, why did you let the bear go? ”

Hui Yin said: "Aren't I just saying that? Can I take that seriously? You still say that I am a close disciple of Grandpa Lu, do you believe it yourself?"

Ning Wuwei said: "Are you still finished? Do you know what is called which pot is not opened and which pot is not mentioned?

Hui Yin said: "If you listen to it, you will listen to it, and I won't be able to live anyway." I didn't bother to do it, I turned myself in to the old staff. ”

Ning Wuwei grabbed him and said, "You don't want to die?"

Hui Yin said: "What's the matter, bragging is still a capital crime?"

Ning Wuwei said: "It depends on what kind of bull you are bragging." You are guilty of a capital offense to brag about this. You have delayed people to descend and catch monsters, and made people suffer from monsters making waves. Can this sin be small? If you hurt someone and hurt your life again, you will be cut off lightly. If you don't do it, you will have to raid your family and exterminate your family. Tie up all your family, young and old, to the court, and give them a "click". Then there is the fact that you are pretending to be someone's disciple, you are pretending to be the disciple of the Dragon Descending Arhat. Who is the Dragon Descending Arhat, where is the great disciple of the Buddha Shakyamuni, you drop the chain at this critical time, it will inevitably affect the belief of good men and women in the Buddha, once it reaches the ears of the Buddha and the Dragon Descending Arhat, have you thought about how they will clean you up?"

Hui Yin said: "How do you clean it up? Why don't I light the sky lantern?"

Ning Wuwei said: "What? You're beautiful. Lighting a sky lantern with you is cheaper for you. It's not good that in the next life, you will be born as the eighth king. It has to be the eighth queen mother. Let you ride thousands of people, press ten thousand people, and don't want to turn over for the rest of your life. ”

Hui Yin said: "According to what you say, I didn't choose today?"

Ning Wuwei said: "What else do you choose? I have paved the road ahead for you, what else are you afraid of? You should go forward and rush to the front of everyone without hesitation to start a life-and-death battle with the monsters." ”

Hui Yin said: "You are wrong, you are dead or alive." Even if you paved the road ahead, you would have secretly dug a big hole in a place that ordinary people would not have imagined. There are still pits in the pit, which is a series of pits. When I finished digging, I was forced to jump down. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "How can you think of me like this? Who am I so dry-mouthed, who is Baal for?"

Hui said, "Just shut up for me." I never want to see you again in my life. If I believe in you, then I am your grandson. He turned his heart sideways, closed his eyes and said, "Okay, they all say that you should die in the well, but you can't die in the river." If I get out today, I don't believe I can't cure a little monster. ”