18 Tell the truth
But after such a toss, it was already afternoon when Huiyin cleaned up. After all this trouble, I lost my appetite for lunch. In addition, lunch time has passed, so we have to wait for dinner to eat together.
At dinner, Hui Yin didn't dare to touch the meat again. And Ning Wuwei is still "wine and meat through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart". While eating, he joked and said: "Monk, you see how fragrant the chef is to make this red stewed elbow, don't you want to eat a few bites? Aren't you embarrassed? In fact, there is nothing to be embarrassed about, at most, is it a diarrhea and a stomachache." What's there? Besides, isn't there still me, won't I be able to cure? But don't worry, I won't use the last method again, I will use a civilized method to treat you, this time I promise to satisfy you. ”
Hui Yin said hatefully: "Dead cow's nose, I can't stop your mouth if I eat, be careful not to choke you." ”
Ning Wuwei's hands were greasy, holding the red stewed elbow and said: "Choke me, choke to death I will, choke to death I enjoy." ”
Hui Yin said: "Then the Buddha wishes you to be successful and choke to death as soon as possible." Choke to death this Buddha so that I can recite a mantra of transcendence for you, and as soon as possible, you will go to the eighteenth layer of hell to enjoy happiness. ”
Ning Wuwei said: "Thank you, thank you, I will definitely occupy a place for you, get through the king of Hades and the little ghost for you, even if you don't get out of the oil pot, I will try to let you go to the stone mill." ”
After a fight, the old man Qu Wanjin came with Qu San. I don't know if I don't ask, the old man Qu Wanjin is here to urge Hui to subdue the demon. Hui Yinqing knew that he couldn't hide, so he simply took a bold look, stood up, stretched out his hand and pulled his belt and said, "Old man, let's go to the demon now." ”
Ning Wuwei still didn't give up, and he still had to beg for a bargain in his mouth, and said while gnawing on the chicken legs: "Monk, you ran and had diarrhea just now, and you didn't even dare to touch a little oil star just now, can you do it? Or you can rest for another night, and I will go today." ”
Hui Yinxin said: My bad luck fell on your bull's nose. If you really don't want me to go, why are you going to fix me? But in front of the old man, where can I say this, but if I don't say it, I really can't hold back, and I say hatefully: "Thank you for your kindness." You'd better be careful of yourself, don't fall asleep. ”
Ning Wuwei said: "The monk is just a friend enough, and he doesn't know what to do, and he is still worried about his friend." Don't worry, I'm fine. You are such a good friend, Dao Ye and I can't be benevolent, why don't I have to live until tomorrow, so that I can collect your body. ”
Qu Wanjin said: "Bah, bah, I am about to go to the demon subjugation, why do you say such an unlucky thing?"
Ning Wuwei said: "Don't worry, old man, we don't care about this." Who are we? We are all self-cultivation and Taoist people, where can we be like ordinary people who have scruples here and scruples? ”
Qu Wanjin said: "Whether you have scruples or scruples, in short, these unlucky words will not be said in the future." Save yourself and then make people laugh. ”
Ning Wuwei said: "Outside the old man, I remember." Since the monk said he was fine, let's go. ”
Hui Yin said: "I'm going to subdue the demon, what are you going to do with it?"
Ning Wuwei said: "What am I going to do with me? I'll go and give you a ride." Besides, I went to subdue the demon last night, didn't you send me too? My Taoist master has always been righteous and thin, and he sticks a knife in his friend's ribs without frowning, can he still have this little righteousness? ”
Qu Wanjin said: "You just have to rest assured, as long as you don't speak, no one here dares to move." If it's not enough, just tell me and I'll let the kitchen take care of a few more for you. But he couldn't help muttering in his heart: Where are you here to help me subdue the demon, obviously you came to my house to satisfy your hunger. Fortunately, the house has always been solid, and I don't care about eating more.
At that moment, the four of them went straight to the back garden.
With the experience of the last time, Qu San also learned shrewdly this time, and without being instructed by anyone, he had already prepared a ladder nearby. When I came to the door of the back garden, I brought a ladder and put it on the wall.
Hui was angry, and thought: Where do you need to show your eyes? What kind of land are you doing? Aren't you just a house slave of the Qu family? It's good to find a cool place to rest for a while. Why are you so diligent when you come here? The Buddha doesn't want to be like you now, if he wants to be like you, the Buddha has to find an axe to split the ladder. What is it?
Qu Wanjin smiled at Hui Yin, meaning that he couldn't be more clear, that is, to tell Hui Yin, everything is ready here, and it's up to you now.
The old man smiled at him, and Hui Yin also smiled at the old man, but the difference was that Hui Yin smiled meaninglessly, purely smirking at the old man. In other words, it's just pretending to be stupid.
But the problem can't be so stupid. It's not a problem to pretend to be stupid, so I have to retract it and smirk: "Outside the old man, you just have to rest assured, didn't Niu Bi not rescue the eldest lady? ”
Qu San said: "Master, if you say this, my master and I both believe it, so please climb in, right?"
Hui Yin thought to herself: You fucking just stand and talk without backache. I will climb in, and if you have the ability, you can climb in and let the Buddha and I see. (I don't know who the archmage is.) He sighed and said, "What are you anxious about? Do you still care about subduing demons and catching monsters for a while? I have something I want to tell Niu Bi now." ”
Ning Wuwei said: "Monk, what's the matter?" ”
Hui Yin hurriedly pulled Ning Wuwei aside, lowered his voice and said, "Niu Nose, you can make the Buddha and me miserable." ”
Ning Wuwei said: "What's the matter? I'm here to help you become famous again." Besides, what's so terrible about a little monster? Maybe this monster should be unlucky, and fate should be carried to you, and at that time, you monk Ke will really become the archmage of subduing demons and eliminating monsters. ”
Hui Yin said: "What you said seems to make some sense. It's just that I don't know what kind of magical powers this monster has, I'm afraid I won't be able to get him. ”
Ning Wuwei said: "Monk, why do you have no confidence in yourself like this? Have you forgotten whose apprentice you are? Your master is the number one disciple of the Buddha, the Dragon Arhat." Don't you embarrass your master by talking like that?"
Hui Yin said embarrassedly: "Actually, that's what I said." ”
Ning Wuwei said with a smile: "It's okay if you kid has a truth in his mouth." I figured it out a long time ago, you are not a disciple of the Dragon Descending Arhat at all. ”
Hui Yin said: "Pull it down quickly." You have already figured it out, do you have that way? Do you have the face to say that I don't have the truth in my mouth, but you have the truth in your mouth? Do you really dare to say that you are Grandpa Lu's closed disciple?"
Ning Wuwei said: "What words? Do you think I look like you? I'll tell you solemnly now, if you listen carefully, I'm not actually Grandpa Lu's closed disciple. ”