Sun Wukong let out an "oh", "Then tell me, what immortals have you all seen?"

The two guards thought for a while and said, "Just like the Tang Seng in Journey to the West, Sun Wukong." ”

Zhu Bajie snorted coldly beside him, "Zhu Bajie is also an immortal, why don't you mention it." ”

"He's a little ugly, and he doesn't fit our aesthetics. One of the guards was serious.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Zhu Bajie's face darkened, "You are ugly, your whole family is ugly." ”

The two guards were a little stunned by his scolding, what is this person doing?

They said that Zhu Bajie was ugly, but he didn't scold him, why did he scold them for being ugly and bring their whole family?

Sun Wukong coughed twice and then said to Zhu Bajie: "Idiot, let's show up and let them take a look?"

Zhu Bajie plucked his face and said arrogantly: "I don't want it, they think I'm ugly, so I won't show them." ”

Sun Wukong smiled helplessly, and then a puff of green smoke rose from the soles of his feet, and when the green smoke dissipated, his deity appeared.

Isn't the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks and fiery eyes the legendary Monkey King, who is now fighting to defeat the Buddha?

The two guards looked straight, and it took a long time for one butt to sit back, and they opened their mouths wide and pointed at Sun Wukong for a long time speechless.

Zhu Bajie couldn't help laughing, "They just said that you were an immortal, but now they see you in a blink of an eye, and you are still stupid like this, it's really embarrassing."

Fortunately, my old pig was smart and didn't show them his original form, otherwise the person who was called a monster would have my share. ”

Sun Wukong glared at him angrily, and then said to the two protectors who became stupid: "We are immortals, see my appearance clearly, I am Sun Wukong, he is Zhu Bajie." ”

The two guards looked at them in shock, and it took a long time to come back to their senses, and they were surprised and surprised: "It's really Sun Wukong." ”

Sun Wukong snorted. Very arrogant, he said: "It's like a fake." ”

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he directly poked Zhu Bajie's arm hard.

Zhu Bajie changed back to his original form angrily, but it was not the shape of Zhu Bajie, but his own figure.

The two guards forgot what environment they were in now, and looked at this beautiful man in a daze for a long time before they said: "This is not Zhu Bajie, you lied to us, hmph, I think this Monkey King is also fake." ”

Zhu Bajie snorted again, and then stomped his foot and changed back to his image of Zhu Bajie.

"You say I'm ugly, but I'm a beautiful man, but when I'm punished. The Jade Emperor was jealous that I was so beautiful that he turned me into a pig.

He changed again and again, and it took a long time for the two guards to believe it.

One of them asked a little strangely, "Does this immortal need to be quarantined?"

The other shook his head, "We have to report this matter to the leader, we have to talk to the leader and ask their opinion." ”

After speaking, he pinched out the walkie-talkie, "Control room, control room, please ask the dean, there are two immortals here, they have contact with the infected person, may I ask if they want to isolate?"

As soon as they heard that they were coming with two immortals, the hospital executives went to the office at the bottom of the building in protective clothing and rushed out of the elevator.

But they saw that the person who came was actually Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie in the live broadcast room of the recently hot Journey to the West Yamen, and they were about to get drunk on the spot.

No, why did this immortal suddenly get here?

The dean walked up a little tremblingly, and stammered, "That great sage, I don't know that you came from afar, and you lost your luck, may I ask...... What is the reason you came to our hospital?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie flew over their heads with a row of black dots.

One of the two guards next to him walked up to the dean and said, "Dean, they are here to send an infected patient over, we want to ask if you want to check and isolate them?"

The dean listened. The whole thing is going to be stupid.

Zhu Bajie asked, "What kind of inspection do you want to do?"

The protection officer immediately stepped forward and said, "Take blood for testing, and check and disinfect the whole body." ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he immediately hid behind Sun Wukong, "Don't, I'm most afraid of injections." ”

Sun Wukong glanced at him, "Look at your appearance." ”

Zhu Bajie said obediently and cowardly: "I'm not promising." ”

Dean: "......"

Sun Wukong looked at them with a helpless look on his face, and said, "Forget about this inspection, I'll do it myself." ”

Then he recited a mantra. A red light enveloped his entire body like a scanner.

Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded. "Brother Monkey, what kind of invention are you?"

Sun Wukong glanced at him, "This is what I invented for my monkey monkey grandchildren." Health check line. ”

Zhu Bajie: "......".

After a while, the red light on Sun Wukong's body had already dissipated.

Sun Wukong then pointed his finger at Zhu Jie, and the soles of Zhu Bajie's feet also stretched out a red light, which did not change color, so that Sun Wukong recited a spell with confidence and took back the red light.

Then he made an isolation cover for himself and Zhu Bajie, and separated the two of them in it.

"We are not infected, don't worry. ”

The dean swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Great Sage, can you borrow our light?"

Sun Wukong glanced at him. "Don't do it, I'm a super laser, if you put it on the mortal body, you will be turned into mud in minutes. ”

The dean's face turned pale instantly when they heard this, and they no longer dared to ask Sun Wukong to use this magical inspection method on themselves.

Sun Wukong said again: "Hurry up, tell us what happened to you." ”

At this moment, Sun Wukong's mobile phone rang, and he took it out to see that it was Tang Seng calling.

Sun Wukong: "Hey." ”

Tang Seng stared at the bamboo slip in front of him and frowned, "Wukong, that stone bold you sent down just now is actually a suspect in stealing wild animals.

The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched, "And then?"

Tang Seng took a sip of water and continued: "And the wild boar king of the beast clan said that this was a slander against them by the human world, and he was very unconvinced, and reported the matter to the Demon King Palace.

When the Demon King heard that it was the human world that robbed and killed them, he was angry, so he stabbed the matter to the Jade Emperor.

And the Jade Emperor felt that this was a hot potato, so he threw the matter to the Buddha......

Well, well, the Buddha may also feel a little hot, so he threw the matter away again...... Cough...... Leave it to us.

He made us have to restrain the spread of this epidemic as quickly as possible and find ways to stop the battle between the human world and the demon world. ”