Chapter 71: The Human World

Sun Wukong glanced at the honest sand monk, and then said to Zhu Bajie with a horizontal face: "If you are asked to go, I will ask you to go, there is so much nonsense, do you want to deduct the bonus?"

As soon as he heard that the bonus would be deducted, Zhu Bajie immediately coaxed, obediently got up from the ground and followed Sun Wukong.

As soon as they left, the flower fairy was covered in vegetable leaves, and there were two crushers on the ground on their heads, and they rushed out with a kitchen knife, and shouted angrily at the Tang Dynasty who only left Tang Seng Sha Seng: "You crazy people......"

Tang Seng: "......"

Sha Seng: "......"

Is this still the flower fairy they remember? It's just a fierce dominatrix.

But looking at her mess, you can't blame her for being so angry and saying such rude things.

Who can not be angry when any woman who loves beauty smashes a rotten egg, a rotten vegetable leaf and a thick slurry of flour?

If there is really someone who is not angry, it can only mean that there is no cleanliness fetish.

In order to avoid causing unnecessary commotion in the human world, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie had to incarnate as ordinary human beings.

Sun Wukong even stuffed the isolation cover wrapped in stone into a storage bag.

After making some preparations on the outside, they jumped from the Yamen of the Journey to the West to the rooftop of a large hospital below.

only heard two loud bangs, and the roof of the hospital was instantly smashed into two small pits, and a piece of dust was raised, and Zhu Bajie didn't have time to cover his nose and mouth, so that the dust choked and coughed violently.

When the dust cleared, Sun Wukong squinted at the pit under his feet, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

He forgot that this was an ordinary building in the human world, and even if he and Zhu Bajie minimized the impulse, they would still step on two pits on the roof of this building.

Fortunately, there is a thermal insulation layer under this rooftop, which is empty, and no one is there, otherwise if they step on one or two big pits, the people below would have rushed up.

Zhu Bajie's two lines of clear tears flowed down, brushing two lines of water on his dusty face.

He complained while taking out a tissue from his pocket: "Senior brother, can we choose to land in a more tactful way next time, and change the clouds to sit down, won't it damage other people's houses and let yourself eat a stomach full of dust?"

Sun Wukong ignored his complaints, and walked forward to find the exit, but he found that this place was just a rooftop, not even a staircase, and he and Zhu Bajie had to hide and climb down the wall.

For this reason, Zhu Bajie complained again, "Brother Monkey, is it necessary for us to be so sneaky? ”

Sun Wukong glanced at him, "Then do you want us to make the headlines of the Six Realms tomorrow?"

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, "This can be had." ”

Sun Wukong raised his foot and kicked him, and Zhu Bajie immediately fell directly from the 20-story window to the first floor.

Fortunately, the place where he fell was a bush, and there was no one around, otherwise, suddenly there was a muffled "bang" on the ground, and people would not have to faint.

Sun Wukong landed lightly next to Zhu Bajie, revealing a human form.

Zhu Bajie hugged his arms and legs, and got up from the ground, with two more tears on his face, "Brother Monkey, it's too much not to take you like this." ”

Sun Wukong just replied to him lightly, "I don't like to be in the limelight." ”

Zhu Bajie: "......"

Sun Wukong led Zhu Bajie to turn left and right, and finally found the gate of this hospital.

It's just that these situations in front of them make them a little confused, why is the entrance of such a big hospital deserted?

The two of them finished and went in with doubts. only to find that it was even more deserted inside, and there was not even a figure.

Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong looked at each other, looked at each other for a while, and when they were about to call someone, two people wearing protective clothing rushed out next to them, picked up a spray sprinkler, and sprayed alcohol on them.

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but sneeze, Sun Wukong's nose was itchy, and after spraying twice, he glared at the two people in protective clothing, "What are you doing?"

The two men in hazmat suits looked at them. Angry, he said, "Don't you know that this is an isolation hospital, how dare you break in?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were stunned again, "What isolation hospital?"

One of the two people in protective suits looked at Sun Wukong suspiciously, "Don't you watch TV and don't surf the Internet?"

Sun Wukong frowned: "Don't look at it." ”

He had never seen the news of the human world, and what he watched was generally the god realm, the fairy realm, the demon realm, and the demon realm.

He was too lazy to solve it, so he directly took out the storage bag, and then opened the bag and shook it, shaking out the stone boldly in the isolation cover.

Then he took off the shield and said to the two men who had astonished him, "This man, I don't know what kind of disease he has, suddenly he foams at the mouth, and faints with convulsions, and we have no doctor there, so we have to send him to you, and you should show him quickly." ”

It took a while for these two guys in protective suits to come to their senses, and they guessed that these two people might be from other realms, so they suppressed the turmoil in their hearts and looked at Shi Daring who was lying on the ground.

Then his face changed, and one of them immediately picked up the jet head in his hand and squirted violently at Shi Daring.

Another person took out a walkie-talkie and shouted, "Doctor Zhao, hurry up, there is a patient in the lobby on the first floor, and it looks like he is already sick." ”

Sun Wukong obviously saw that Shi Daring, who had fainted, trembled all over his body after being sprayed with alcohol.

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

In just a few moments, the sound of a rushing cart roared from the corridor ahead.

In a few breaths, four men in protective suits rushed to them with carts.

Then they boldly lifted the stone on the ground and pushed it back in the direction they came from.

The two guards with spraying equipment stopped Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie, who was about to follow, "Who are you two of him?"

Sun Wukong glanced at him, "Stranger." ”

The two guards looked at them through the protective goggles and didn't believe them at all, took a few steps back in some fear, raised the sprinkler in their hands and aimed at Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.

"Then how did you put the man in that bag and get him out? Honestly, are you monsters?"

Zhu Bajie snorted heavily, "You're a monster, polish your goggles and take a closer look, we are immortals." ”

The two guards were stunned for a moment, and then suddenly burst into laughter: "Hahahaha...... That's what you look like...... It can also be a fairy, don't joke about us, it's not like we haven't seen a fairy. ”