Ning Wuwei said: "Old man, what are you talking about?"

Qu Wanjin said: "How can I talk when I meet you people who have no face and no skin, no shame and no shame?"

Ning Wuwei said: "You are even more disagreeable, but you invited "Demon Hunting, why don't we have no face, no skin, no shame?"

Hui said: "Although it is not. I didn't say anything just now, so you can't involve me too, can you?"

Qu Wanjin felt that his head was big, and he hurriedly said, "I said something wrong, right? ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Say less to the line, the problem is that if you don't say anything, I will become faceless, skinless, shameless." ”

Hui Yin said: "Who said no, this is obviously ruining our reputation." This is no small matter. ”

Qu Wanjin said: "The two archmages have boundless power, how dare I ruin your reputation? What I just said is myself, what I am talking about is myself. I don't have a face, I don't have a skin, I don't have a shame, I don't have a shame, right?"

Ning Wuwei's head shook like a rattle, and he said continuously: "No, absolutely not." I, Ning Daoye, have been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and I can be said to have read countless people, and anyone knows that eight or nine is not far from ten. The old man is definitely not that kind of person. ”

Hui Yin hurriedly said: "I believe what you say." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "What do you think? Even the monk believes it." ”

At this time, the sky was already bright, and Qu Wanjin got up and said, "The two archmages, because of the matter of the mansion, the two of them have also quarreled all morning. Especially this Ning Daoye, he may have tossed all night without closing his eyes, and there is a lot of hardship, so I will thank you here first. If you two are tired, please rest here for a while, and we will have breakfast soon. I'm old and frail, so I won't accompany you. ”

Ning Wuwei gave a thumbs up and said: "The old man's words are level, and they are also listened to. I love to hear it. ”

Qu Wanjin thought to himself: You love to listen, but I also love to talk? After a pause, he said, "I won't accompany you two for breakfast in a while." Although breakfast is a little simpler, it is nothing more than mung bean porridge, millet porridge, red date porridge, preserved egg porridge, and eight-treasure porridge with appetizing pickles. ”

Ning Wuwei exploded when he heard this: "What kind of play, we came all the way to subdue demons and eliminate monsters for you, and you used the broken porridge to fool us?"

Although Qu Wanjin is not well-informed, he has never seen such a difficult lord. Even a fool should hear it, a breakfast, prepared so many kinds of porridge, how can it be a snub to the behavior of a guest? But today I really responded to that sentence, the world is so big, there are no surprises, and I really let myself meet a person who specializes in eating raw rice, and he actually picks the bones in the eggs and picks out the reason. Qu Wanjin smiled angrily and asked, "If you don't eat these things for breakfast, what do you want to eat?"

Ning Wuwei said: "Outside the old man, you are pretending to be confused with me." What did you go on last night? Have you forgotten? We don't have to raise the requirements, or the standard last night, your family has a big business, just go up. ”

Qu Wanjin said: "What's the matter? This morning, you also want to eat big fish and meat?"

Ning Wuwei said: "Old man, it's ugly for you to say this, why do you eat big fish and meat in the morning? This should be your way of hospitality." If you have time to be a guest in our view, I will keep it whenever you are hungry, and I will be of the highest standard. Believe it or not, believe it or not, let's make a bet. Let the monk testify. Monk, do you believe it or not?"

Hui Yinxin said: I believe you are a big-headed ghost. I know that you are unlucky, but I didn't dare to say a word about it, I said that it was your grandson, the turtle grandson. Do I dare not believe it? But I still have to smile and say, "Do you still need to ask? I believe it." I believe it all. Before you opened your mouth to speak, I believed it. ”

Ning Wuwei said proudly: "Old man, listen, the monk believes in everything, and before I can open my mouth to speak, he believes it all." "Don't think about it carefully, you haven't opened your mouth to speak, what can a monk believe in you?

Qu Wanjin said: "Okay, okay, okay, okay." Don't go on, don't believe the monk before you open your mouth to speak, even if I believe it a long time ago. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Isn't this the end? Then what are you doing with all these plays? ”

Qu Wanjin said: "Do you think I am reluctant to give up those few catties of big fish and meat? Where do you see that when you get up, big fish and big meat start to be made? I'm afraid your stomach won't be able to stand it. ”

Hui Yin hurriedly said: "Outside the old man, you just have to rest assured about this, the poor monk has been practicing for many years, and he doesn't dare to brag about anything else, if you want to say that in this regard, you just let me eat without stopping for three days, and I will be fine." ”

Ning Wuwei said, "Did you hear? This is the difference between us immortal cultivators and you ordinary people. ”

Qu Wanjin said: "Don't I know this? You immortal cultivators turned out to be foodies. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "What do you mean by foodies? You want to eat it too, but if you eat it, will your stomach take it?"

Qu Wanjin shook his head and said: "That's unbearable, if you eat so many greasy things for breakfast, you can't have a loose stomach." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "It's still true." You can't enjoy it, but we can enjoy it, what does this mean? This shows that we are enlightened people who cultivate immortals and cultivate their bodies. And those who have attained the Tao are not comparable to you mortals?"

Qu Wanjin said: "I don't understand what you said, and I don't want to understand it, I just want to say that you didn't eat less greasy things last night, so why don't you have to eat some vegetarian today." Especially in the morning, it's not easy to digest if it's too greasy, and you can't blame me if you really want to run a loose stomach. ”

Ning Wuwei thought to himself: Are you still fucking greasy? The little oil star that Lao Tzu finally saw last night let the monsters toss Lao Tzu out. Lao Tzu is not too much oil and water now, but short of oil and water? But the words are so good that they can't be looked down upon, right? Haha smiled and said, "Look at what you said? Without diamond diamonds, do I dare to take your porcelain work here?"

Hui Yin also followed and said: "The big fish and big meat are what we want ourselves, not to mention that it won't run out of stomach, even if it's really diarrhea, what does it have to do with your old staff?"

Qu Wanjin said: "Okay, don't you just want to eat big fish and meat? I'll give you big fish and big meat." But let's be clear, it's morning, there's no equipment in the kitchen, and it's impossible for you to make it ready. I guess I still have some leftovers from last night, so I'll let the kitchen heat it up for you, and you'll just settle for it, regardless of whether you eat well or not, just make do with a meal. ”

The two of them smiled and said, "You don't care if there is anything left, as long as there is fish and meat." ”