Chinese people have a saying: if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. Unexpectedly, this sentence was quickly verified.

After a while, the servant served the leftover meal from the previous night hot. Hui Yin is not afraid of coming, and he stabbed to the front of the table, that was really without raising his head, not opening his eyes, and breaking his cheeks was a meal of nonsense. Don't look at Ning Wuwei who made the monster toss and vomit last night, it is said that he should have eaten more than Hui Yin in the morning. But if you really want to compare, the little thing Ning Wuwei eats can't be compared with Hui Yin. Ning Wuwei is already enough to gobble up, but compared to Hui Yin, it is no exaggeration to say that it is simply a big deal, and Ning Wuwei is dizzy when he sees it.

While eating, Hui Yin suddenly stopped his chopsticks, revealing a face full of pain.

Ning Wuwei can be relieved now. I thought: I'll let you eat, I'll let you eat, and I'll kill you stinky bald donkey. Although his heart blossomed, he said with a concerned expression on his face: "I said monk, where are you uncomfortable? Do you want me to give you and I will find you a Langzhong?"

Hui Yin waved his hand again and again: "No, no." Our cultivators have already jumped out of the Three Realms, not among the Five Elements, where is so delicate. I just have a bit of a stomachache. ”

Ning Wuwei was about to laugh in his heart, and secretly thought: If you want to use Lao Tzu, I have to take care of you? I will only be relieved if I hurt you to death a stinky bald donkey. also said with a painful expression: "Why don't you go and rest for a while?"

Hui Yin said: "I'm going to rest for a while? ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Oh, you stinky bald donkey, you can't forget to fight with me when you're sick." I'll keep all the food on this table for you, okay?"

Hui Yin said: "Pull it down quickly." People don't know about you, I don't know you yet? You can't eat it, if you can eat it, I'm afraid that you will swallow the table, and you can be kind enough to keep it for me?"

Ning Wuwei said: "You are living the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain." I'm Ning Daoye doing things all my life, when is it not the right thing to do, and it's the end of the walk? Don't say just eat like this, it's a thousand taels or ten thousand taels of gold here, and my Ning Daoye doesn't even blink his eyes. ”

Hui Yin said: "Do you believe this yourself? Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't stand this stomach pain, I have to go to the hut. You sit here and don't leave, I'll go and I'll be back right away. ”

Ning Wuwei gloated and said, "Go quickly, don't pull your trouser pockets and lose the dignity of our immortal family." ”

Seeing Hui Yin rushing out in a hurry, Ning Wuwei couldn't have been happier. He picked up the flask and took a big sip from mouth to mouth. It was the sip of wine that made Ning Wuwei sober up. I thought: What does this stinky bald donkey mean? Why doesn't my stomach hurt in the morning or at night, but it hurts at this time?

As soon as he thought of this, it suddenly dawned on him, isn't this stinky bald donkey just playing tricks? According to the agreement when he came, it was time for him to go to subdue demons today. No need to ask, this stinky bald donkey saw that Lao Tzu suffered a loss, knew that the monster was not easy to deal with, and was a little scared, and wanted to find a reason to evade responsibility. Okay, you stinky bald donkey, you dare to play even Lao Tzu, don't you know that this trick you played with Lao Tzu from childhood to adulthood? Aren't you playing with Lao Tzu with this heart? You see Lao Tzu cleaning you up like this today.

Just thinking about it, Hui Yin came back with her stomach in her hands.

Ning Wuwei asked, "Stinky monk, how do you feel when you run to the thatched house?"

Hui Yin waved his hand again and again: "No, no." My stomach still hurts. Or the old man is right, you can't eat anything too greasy for breakfast. No, no. Why are you still talking and talking, you sit and wait for me for a while, I still have to go to the thatched house. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Stinky monk, you can't do this, be careful not to pull out your intestines again." ”

Hui Yin was not annoyed, and said while holding his stomach and walking out: "Thank you for your concern, the poor monk has his own measure." ”

As soon as he tossed here, that side alarmed the old man Qu Wanjin. Qu Wanjin hurriedly came and said apologetically: "What is this saying, I won't give it to you, it's like I can't bear to give you a few catties of fish and meat, but in the end I still have a bad stomach." ”

Hui Yin said: "Outside the old man, I don't blame you, if you want to blame me, I'm the most greedy." “”

Qu Wanjin said: "Don't talk about those useless things now, how do you feel now, do you need to ask Lang Zhong to prescribe a side medicine for you?"

Hui Yin said: "No, no. Isn't it just running with a loose stomach? Besides, it's not that good at running. It's only been a dozen times since morning. ”

Qu Wanjin said: "Ah, this is not enough, just run a dozen times and it is not powerful? ”

Hui Yin said: "You are talking about ordinary mortals, am I not a high monk who has cultivated the Tao." Oops, oops, this is going to be hard again. Outside the old man, I'm sorry, you can sit here for a while, I still have to go to the thatched house. ”

Qu Wanjin turned to Ning Wuwei and said, "Did you say that the master ate something unclean?"

Ning Wuwei said: "No." ”

Qu Wanjin said: "Then you have nothing to do, right?"

Ning Wuwei said: "Old man, don't worry, there is nothing wrong with my body." ”

Qu Wanjin said: "Then I will rest assured." You are all monks, and it is more convenient to take care of you, so the master has to worry a lot about you. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say." After all, the two of us came to your mansion together, please rest assured, I will take good care of the monk. ”

When he was talking, he saw Qu San walking in, so he stepped forward and grabbed Qu San's sleeve and said, "Dare to ask where there are firecrackers sold here." ”

Qu San said: "This is not a New Year's Day, where can I buy it." ”

Qu Wanjin said: "What does the Taoist chief want firecrackers for?"

Ning Wuwei said: "I thought of a good way to subdue demons, and I urgently need a firecracker." ”

Qu Wanjin was greatly moved: "Qu San, I remember this year's holiday, it seems that there are too many firecrackers, and the rest are stored in the warehouse. You go to the treasury and have a look, and you have to bring a few hangings for the Taoist chief. ”

Qu San received the order, and after a while, he really turned out a few firecrackers in the warehouse. Ning Wuwei took it and hid it in his sleeve. Just wait for the opportunity to look good.

The opportunity came as soon as it was said, and after a while, Hui Yin covered her stomach and shouted pain. I trotted to the hut. Ning Wuwei took the words to squeeze Qu Wanjin, and asked Qu Wanjin to go to the thatched house to care about Hui Yin. Qu Wanjin didn't know what the plan was, so he really came to the thatched house in person. Ning Wuwei secretly flashed to the back of the thatched house, took out the firecracker and lit it, and casually threw the firecracker into the pit. I saw that in a burst of bean-like "clanging" sounds, a monk covered in feces and urine came out of the thatched house, standing in front of the thatched house, his waist was not bent, and his stomach did not hurt, and he pinched his waist with both hands and scolded: "Amitabha, who is the fucking cannon who doesn't have long eyes? If you have the ability, hurry up and get out of the Buddha." ”