Chapter 56 Finally I Have Magical Powers!
Lu Jian said: "He has the merit of founding the country, but he failed to seal it when he was a god, and there is no benefit."
Heavenly Court owes him, and naturally it is difficult to clean up directly if he has caused a big disaster.
Besides, I don't blame him for this, the rabbit threw it......
So, ah, his sin is not great.
But you also know that if you offend a woman, you are still the leader of women.
I don't need to tell you what to do, right?"
Yu Huifei touched his chin: "I understand, but what the hell is that rabbit? After doing such a big vote, he was not stewed by the Queen Mother of the West?"
Lu Jian said: "Let's not mention that grandson...... As soon as I said that grandson, I was guilty of diaphragm. In short, that's the way it is, so what about the money after the treasure comes down...... Ay...... Hey, damn bunny, I didn't say anything about you! Don't hit ...... Hey, pants, pants! Give me back the belt ......."
Then there was no movement in the land pressure.
Yu Huifei waited for a while and asked a few more questions, but there was no movement over there.
In desperation, Yu Huifei had no choice but to accept the token.
Then he was wondering, where is the money in Luobao?
Yu Huifei told Cui Jue and others about this, and everyone heard that there was a buddy here.
And this product actually did such a brilliant thing at the beginning, and all the eyeballs were shining!
A group of bachelors, a group of old singles, and a group of second-hand goods began a frenzied search for someone by rummaging through boxes and cabinets.
While looking for it, someone else muttered there: "Come out, brother, ask for seeds......"
"Brother, will you release the fragments from your memory?"
......
Yu Huifei listened to these words, and there were black lines on the door of his head, no wonder these guys were so concerned and emotionally worried about this!
Of course, everything must be exceptional, for example, the cowherd was there and snorted: "Brother, come out, go back and cooperate, what about we do the queen mother?"
Yu Huifei's head is called a sweat, this thing is really unwilling!
The Howling Dog said something else: "Brother, come out, I'm not interested in women." But the last time I saw a little, can you help me drop her?"
Yu Huifei directly gave him a kick......
Among all of them, Cui Jue and Jizo behaved relatively normally.
Cui Jue is calm as water for a moment, without those miscellaneous thoughts.
Jizo treats women like poisonous scorpions, and he can't avoid them, so he naturally doesn't think too much.
It's a pity that all of them went out, and after looking for a day, they didn't find the legendary treasure money.
Not even a single coin was found......
In desperation, everyone could only give up temporarily.
Yu Huifei held the token on the ninth floor, and left a word for Lu Jian if he had nothing to do.
It's a pity that Lu Jian doesn't know what happened, anyway, there has been no movement.
The Roaring Sky Dog raised his head and glanced at Yu Huifei and said, "Don't look at it, that product was targeted by the dead rabbit, and if it is not skinned, it is estimated that it will not be much better." ”
Yu Huifei wondered: "What the hell is that rabbit...... Forget it, I won't talk about your virtues. ”
At night, Yu Huifei couldn't sleep.
The main thing is that there is something psychological......
Lu Jian said before that if he didn't say it, Yu Huifei might be in trouble because of this first prisoner.
Therefore, Yu Huifei is really restless.
couldn't sleep, Yu Huifei simply got up, sat in the yard and got a bottle of wine and sat there drinking.
The big-eyed balls also came, and this guy took a bowl and poured it directly onto the eyeballs.
Yu Huifei looked at the big eyes, and his eyes lit up: "Hey, do you know where the first prisoner is?
Big Eyeballs shook his head: "I don't know...... When I came, Lu Jian had been here for a long time. But I haven't seen the so-called No. 1 prisoner either......
Listen to me, Lu Quan's old grandson is an old liar, an old rascal, and an old bastard.
You don't have to believe all that he says.
Maybe he just wanted to take revenge on you for what you complained, and deliberately said ambiguous words to answer you.
It's okay after so many days, you're afraid of a ball?"
Yu Huifei thinks about it, and this is also the case.
Big Eyeballs has followed Lu Pressure for so many years and knows Lu Pressure's virtues very well.
He said that the Eight Achievements were true.
After Yu Huifei relaxed, the whole person was much more comfortable.
Put down the wine bottle and go back to the house to practice.
The next day, there was another knock on the door.
Yu Huifei opened it and saw that the Tai Bai Xing came again.
This old man's kindness is festive when he looks at it.
As soon as they met, Tai Baixing smiled and said, "Boss Yu, congratulations." ”
Yu Huifei said with a confused face: "What's the situation?
Tai Bai Xing said: "Regarding the situation on your side, the Jade Emperor has a new decision.
We will chase back those on the land pressure side, and the ones on your side will pay additional salaries......"
When Yu Huifei heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he leaned over and asked, "Then what day is it sent every month?"
Tai Bai Xing smiled: "Don't worry, the immortals are naturally the calendars of the immortals." ”
Hearing this, Yu Huifei suddenly had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, Tai Bai Xing continued: "As the saying goes, one day in heaven and one year on earth, thirty days is one month, and after thirty years, you can receive your first month's salary. How's it going?
Yu Huifei heard it and flipped the table directly!
"Big brother, once in thirty years?
Am I still happy?
No way......
Thirty years later, you're here to collect the corpse, aren't you?
Are you starving to death?"
Yu Huifei, oh, is he really going crazy......
He earns money on his own, and it may be okay to support himself.
But feeding so many big mouths, and having to serve wine and meat every day, the daily expenses of this day are not a joke!
He also pointed to the Jade Emperor to solve the problem, and the result was ......
It's like drawing a pie.
Tai Bai Xing said: "Boss Yu, don't be angry." Since the little god said that it was good news, it must be good news. ”
Yu Huifei said weakly: "That's okay, you can say it." ”
Tai Bai Xing said: "In your current situation, we allow you to advance one month's salary. ”
Yu Huifei's eyes lit up!
Although it is a bit too far to pay a salary once in thirty years, it is the salary of a god!
Can the salary of the gods be the same?
The gods fart and put it in the world!
So Yu Huifei asked, "When will it be sent?"
"Now. Tai Bai Xing said with a smile.
As soon as Yu Huifei heard this, he directly hugged Tai Bai Xing and wanted to kiss him, but in the end, he gave up in the face of that white beard.
Tai Bai Xing took out a small cloth bag from his sleeve and handed it to Yu Huifei: "Boss Yu, your salary is here." Although it is not much, it is used well, and it is also of great use in this mortal world. ”
Yu Huifei looked at the palm-sized small cloth bag, his eyes were bright, and his voice trembled and asked, "Is this......?" This is the legendary Sumeru Bag?
Yu Huifei doesn't want other salaries anymore, with this thing, it has already been paid!
Tai Bai Xing smiled, then subconsciously clutched the other bag on his waist, and said with a smile: "The little god is a righteous god, and the real body can't stay here for long, so I will leave." ”
After saying that, Tai Bai Xing turned around and left.
After Yu Huifei took two steps, he quickly closed the door and hurriedly checked the Sumeru bag.
As a result, when he opened it, Yu Huifei was stunned!
There's a scroll lying in the Sumeru bag!
Yu Huifei frowned: "Just one?"
Then Yu Huifei smiled and said: "Am I stupid? This is a Sumeru bag, there is something in it, how can there be only one scroll?"
So Yu Huifei poured out......
And then......
Smack!
The scroll fell to the ground.
It is said to be a scroll, but it is actually only the size of a little finger, which is about the same size as it looks in the bag.
Yu Huifei looked at the bag, and then poured it hard, he was unwilling to have only one scroll. As a result, the force is too strong......
Click!
He ripped the bag up!
Yu Huifei has a headache in his heart, this is a Sumeru bag!
It's so bad, that's a shame.
As a result, no matter how much he poured, he couldn't pour anything. In the end, he also became angry, and directly tore the Sumeru bag, he wanted to see what else was inside!
However......
Empty!
There are only a few pieces of cloth left in the Sumeru bag.
At this point, Yu Huifei can be regarded as understanding, it is not a Sumeru bag at all, it is just a small bag! He was fooled by Tai Bai Xing......
No wonder the old man ran so fast, and his feelings were afraid of being discovered, so it was difficult to explain.
Yu Huifei couldn't help but scold his mother: "Jade Emperor, you TM is too picky!"
After scolding, Yu Huifei picked up the small scroll and looked at it carefully, and there were a few big words written on it: "Random Divine Power Scroll!"
Yu Huifei's eyes suddenly brightened: "......Divine power? Am I really going to become an immortal?"
Yu Huifei was overjoyed immediately, although it was immediate, but no matter what it was, it was also a magical power.
Yu Huifei looked up at the sky and said, "Jade Emperor, I'm sorry, I scolded the wrong one just now." Don't worry about the villain......"
Then Yu Huifei opened the scroll, and at that moment, a golden light lit up and drilled into Yu Huifei's eyebrows.
Then a few big words appeared in Yu Huifei's mind - supernatural powers, cucumbers!
Yu Huifei looked confused, is there still a supernatural power called cucumber in this world?
That's too?
Then Yu Huifei looked at the scroll in his hand, and there were many more introductions in the scroll.
Avatar: Cucumber!
Avatar Level: "Trash!"
Miraculous evaluation: chicken ribs.
Magical effect: "You can take out the tender cucumber with thorns in the crotch of the pants, and there is no limit." ”
Yu Hui saw this, his face was black......
Yu Huifei looked up at the sky, his eyelids jumped and jumped, obviously so angry that his muscles were twitching.
In the end, Yu Huifei looked up to the sky and roared: "Jade Emperor, your uncle!"
At the same time, a voice came from the back mountain: "Queen Mother, your aunt!"
Yu Huifei: "......"
Yu Huifei is really angry, this magic power is simply too powerful.
You say let's become a cucumber, and he will endure it, the problem is that this cucumber has to be pulled out of the crotch of his pants, even if it is a thorny top flower, it looks fresh, but who can eat this thing?
Besides, the top flower is thorny and pulls out, and the thighs are horned!