Chapter 55: Asking for Seeds [Asking for Subscription] Fourth Update
After speaking, the Jade Emperor got up and said, "Xiaoyu, don't worry about this." I'll go back and settle accounts with this old fellow. Do you really think that I won't clean him up because of the rabbit?"
Then the Jade Emperor took out a token and threw it to Yu Huifei and said: "This token can be directly contacted by me, but it can only be used once, you can use it at your discretion." ”
Yu Huifei knew that the Jade Emperor had given him a Shang Fang sword that had reached the heavens, and if someone detained him in the future, he would be able to sue him directly.
Of course, when this news spreads, it is estimated that no one will dare to withhold his things.
Even, Yu Huifei doubted that he would encounter something in his life that needed to be solved by the Jade Emperor.
So, although it can only be used once, it is enough, and this thing actually serves as a deterrent.
Yu Hui thanked him, and the Jade Emperor got up and walked out.
Seeing this, Tai Bai Xing hurriedly followed, and when he passed by Yu Huifei's side, he said in a low voice: "Work hard, soar as soon as possible, and drink tea together." ”
Yu Huifei arched his hand: "It must be ......"
At this moment, the Jade Emperor suddenly turned his head to look at the cowherd and said, "Son-in-law, let's talk a few words?"
The cowherd rolled his eyes and said, "What are you talking about?"
The Jade Emperor grinned and said, "Let's talk about some heart-to-heart." ”
The Cowherd pouted......
The Jade Emperor added: "Scold that old lady." ”
Cowherd's eyes suddenly lit up......
Then the Jade Emperor pulled the Cowherd out, and not long after, there was a roar in the mountains.
Yu Huifei and the others directly covered their ears and didn't listen......
Squatting in the corner, Yu Huifei asked Tai Bai Xing: "The Jade Emperor has a lot of opinions about Niangniang." ”
Tai Bai Xing smiled bitterly: "It's all men who understand...... Women, when they are idle, they like to think crankily, or if they have nothing to do, they will find something to find you to be coquettish, and enjoy the feeling of you coaxing her.
If you don't, she'll be angry......
If you really coax her, she will really think that you are doing something wrong.
The result...... You know.
Anyway, it's not peaceful......
What man doesn't have a little resentment towards his wife in his heart?
But then again, to be able to go through so many years together, the advantages must outweigh the disadvantages, otherwise what man would put up with a woman for countless years?
The reverse is true, what man doesn't have a stinky problem?
It's not easy for a woman to endure it.
The little things at home are not clear to outsiders. ”
Yu Huifei thinks about it, and that's the truth.
And listening to the tone of the Jade Emperor, although he is venting, he is actually a kind of pampering in his bones......
Obviously, he is not afraid of the Queen Mother, but as a different kind of spoiling under the big heart of a man.
In the end, the Jade Emperor left.
The door closed, and everyone in the room sat on the floor with a pop, panting and wiping the cold sweat from their heads......
Someone was muttering.
"Brother Niu, your attitude towards the Jade Emperor was not good before. ”
"Do you still talk about me? Do you have a good attitude? A horse face, like a big skin......
"Alright, don't talk about it. I'll just ask, who ripped off the Jade Emperor's pants today?" asked Hei Wuchang.
Everyone collectively looked at the horse!
Ma Mian said: "You take off his clothes first, okay? Niu Tou, you threw him into the water!"
Bai Wuchang pulled his tongue and said, "If I'm not mistaken, it seems that the Roaring Sky Dog also gave him a thousand-year kill." ”
The face of the roaring dog was black, and he said with sweat like rain: "Don't talk nonsense, you must be mistaken!"
Then everyone looked at Yu Huifei again......
Yu Huifei smiled bitterly: "Don't look at me, what I do is more than you."
I TM even asked him if Chang'e was exiled because of jealousy when Chang'e was a junior from time to time, and the queen mother was exiled because of jealousy......"
When everyone heard this, they were collectively speechless......
Then he burst into laughter.
......
After all, everyone is a person who has lived for many years, especially the Yin gods such as the bull head and horse face.
They are used to seeing life and death, but they are not as afraid of death as they imagined.
If you talk about it, you want to open it, don't care if he dies tomorrow, let's be happy today.
Among them, the laughter of the cowherd is the heartiest......
Yu Huifei kicked him and asked, "Hey...... Brother Niu, how does it feel to scold your mother-in-law with your father-in-law?"
The Cowherd grinned......
Before he could speak, the roaring dog said, "Then it is equivalent to going to prostitution with my father-in-law, right?"
Everyone was stunned......
The Cowherd directly kicked Ya and flew out: "Get out!"
Everyone laughed, and then looked at Jizo collectively.
The bull head shook his big hand and said, "Xiao Jizo, did you say that we were not familiar with each other before?"
Ma Mian said: "It seems that you still say that the one who is close to the ink is black, right?"
Hei Wuchang said: "It seems that you are a child, and everything you say is taught by us, right?"
Jizo shrank and looked at everyone pitifully, "That...... I ...... before Oops, don't do it!
Help me!
Jade Emperor help!
Killing, child abuse, child beating!"
It's a pity that it's useless to let him shout anything, tonight, everyone takes turns knocking on the wooden fish...... No, it's a bald head.
The next day, Yu Huifei's ninth-floor token began to get hot. When I picked it up and looked at it, I saw that it was written: "Are you still a human being......, are you still a human being?"
Yu Huifei pursed his lips and replied: "Didn't you blush when you said this? You owe a lot of debts, forget it, you will pay me back and receive my salary until 300,000 years later......
Are you human? Is this what humans do?"
Lu Jian replied: "I'm doing it for your own good, as the so-called heaven will descend on the Si people, and ......."
", what are you looking for me for?" Yu Huifei asked very dryly, he knew very well that if Lu Jian was fine, he would definitely not come to him.
And if this product dares to receive his salary, he will definitely not be afraid that the Jade Emperor will trouble him.
And through the words of the Jade Emperor, Yu Huifei also understood a little bit.
This mortal world is really a three-way zone.
Even the Jade Emperor, the king of all worlds, is not easy to interfere with.
Therefore, Yu Huifei was not afraid of land pressure, and scolded directly.
Lu Jian said: "Hey...... I was here to give you a message. Since you said so, then I won't say it...... It's just that if you get into trouble in the future, don't say I didn't warn you. ”
When Yu Huifei heard this, his heart trembled and asked, "Hey...... Ay...... Old man Lu Press, don't be angry. You don't remember the villain, tell me, what's the situation?"
Lu Jian said: "Say something nice." ”
Yu Huifei thought for a while and said: "Your old man is not old, and the big bird breaks through the sky ...... sky."
"Gotta get it...... Shut up. Lu Jian hurriedly stopped.
Then Lu Jian said: "Since you kid has stabbed me out, then I don't have to hide it." That one...... Do you remember when I reminded you that there was still a prisoner in your labor camp?"
Yu Huifei was stunned: "I know...... , isn't it just big eyes?"
Lu Jian said: "He's a fart prisoner, he's a gourd." If it weren't for the fact that it was too expensive to raise him, I would have taken it away. ”
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while......
It's no wonder that during the Great War of the Gods, Lu Jian sent the gourd out, but it was later returned to him.
The relationship is not that the gourd is too awesome, his face is too big, the other party is embarrassed to occupy it, but the other party can't afford it!
But then, Yu Huifei thought of a question that made his scalp tingle: "You mean to say that I have another labor prisoner here that I haven't found out?"
Lu Quan: "Congratulations on your right answer!"
Yu Huifei's heart was cold, it had been so long, he had seen it inside and out of the ninth floor.
Didn't find any other living creatures?
Isn't that a prisoner a living thing?
Yu Huifei asked the doubts in his heart.
Lu Jian replied: "Yes, but that thing is very weird, have you ever heard of Luobao money?"
Yu Huifei squinted his eyes and said, "I've heard of it." ”
Lu Jian said: "That thing is not a dead thing, it is a living thing. You're the first prisoner!"
Yu Huifei was confused: "What's the situation? My first labor prisoner is a coin? No...... How did this thing come about? It stands to reason that he doesn't have any destructive power, right?"
Lu Jian laughed: "Is there no destructive power? When the frame of the Queen Mother of the West came out of Kunlun, this cargo was thrown out by a rabbit and rushed into the convoy, what do you think?"
Yu Huifei didn't feel anything: "It turned out that he collided with the Queen Mother of the West......? It's a bit of a hassle. ”
Yu Hui is interested in the rabbit, he is everywhere!
For the Queen Mother of the West, Yu Huifei knows a little, the Queen Mother of the West and the Queen Mother are not the same thing.
The Queen Mother is the wife of the Jade Emperor, and the Queen Mother of the West is the head of the heavenly fairies, and the status is the same as that of the Eastern Princes of the male immortals.
The two have a very big background and a very high status, and even before the Jade Emperor ascended to the sky, they were already the overlords between heaven and earth.
Even, the two are higher than the Jade Emperor's seniority!
However, after all, the Jade Emperor is the Great Emperor of the Ten Thousand Worlds who gathers the power of the three religions and is personally approved by the sage.
Before him, whoever you are, be a head shorter.
This is the power of the orthodoxy of heaven and earth.
Even so, in the face of the existence of the Queen Mother of the West and the Prince of the East, the Jade Emperor will not be easily provoked, and he will have enough respect.
Therefore, bumping into the Queen Mother of the West is similar to bumping into the Jade Emperor...... It's no surprise that it's been degraded.
Lu Jian said: "You have to know that it is treasure money, and what those fairies wear is made of magic weapons wherever they are!"
Yu Huifei's heart trembled, and a picture flashed in his mind in an instant......
A piece of money rushed into a group of beautiful goddesses and immortals, all the way to the end, leaving a scream and clothes falling all over the sky......
Yu Huifei's eyes suddenly turned red, and he subconsciously asked: "Ask for seeds." ”
"Get out!" Lu Jian scolded directly: "You want to die, I don't want to die." ”
Yu Huifei said: "This guy is awesome...... By the way, let me ask, was the Queen Mother of the West recruited at that time?"
"How is it possible? The Queen Mother of the West is powerful and boundless, how could she be hacked by such a thing. But this guy is also in trouble, so he was thrown down......" Lu Jian said.
Yu Huifei was puzzled: "This thing is such a big disaster, just throw us here? Shouldn't it be beheaded?"