Chapter 226: Unlucky
At least I won't be chased like a dog by a wasp anymore......
As soon as he entered the door and saw these two people, Bai Wuchang smiled and said, "Hey, these two guys sleep very soundly." ”
As a result, Bai Wuchang, who has always been fast and steady on his legs and feet, stumbled and almost didn't fall to the ground, but the honeycomb in his hand was thrown out at once, and it snapped on Heng's buttocks.
Just then, there was a buzzing sound......
Everyone is too familiar with this voice, and when black and white impermanence was not skilled in black and white before, there was a round of bee bombardment at two ends in three days.
So with years of experience, everyone turned around and ran, and the sound of slamming the door was endless!
At the same time, Heng on the ground opened his eyes slightly and said in a low voice: "Knock, hurry up, the opportunity has come!"
It turned out that this thing had woken up a long time ago, but a group of gods surrounded them on the side, and he knew that it would not be good to treat him when he woke up, so he simply endured the cold water and kept pretending to be dizzy there.
As a result, I was stunned and didn't react......
There's no way, this product took a big sip, and he sucked up the two packs of three-step dizziness, and it was hell if he could get up.
I didn't care so much, I got up, picked up the skim that was hanging on the tree, and ran over.
As a result, when he saw him coming, not only was he not happy, but he shouted in horror: "Don't come, don't come!"
He looked at him puzzledly and asked, "If you make a small noise and hear them, you won't be able to run away." ”
Then he glanced at the windows, and then he looked at the windows, and saw that there were cow faces, horse faces, dog faces, red faces, white faces, and black faces pasted on the windows......
These faces are all one expression: "Run, run faster." ”
The poison in the horizontal body has not completely dissipated, his ears are not particularly sensitive, and his brain is also groggy at the same time, after seeing these people, he looked at the skimming that made him go away, and couldn't help but scold his mother: "I don't know the hearts of good people, I don't care about you." ”
The moment he turned back, the sky suddenly darkened.
"Cloudy?" looked up, only to see a dark cloud rushing over.
He rubbed his eyes and took a closer look, and exclaimed, "Bee?!"
With everyone collectively turning their heads, they couldn't bear to look at it directly.
The yard was full of writhing, but a hornet's nest was smashed on the buttocks, and the bees were really angry when they saw the enemy of the demolition, and they all called out......
At that moment, Yokogawa experienced the feeling of ten thousand arrows piercing his ass.
When he was stung, he didn't get much better, and after being stung by a swarm of bees dozens of times, he finally woke up.
It's just that he woke up in a daze, hesitated and his eyelids were swollen, and his eyes couldn't be opened, but he vaguely saw some small black insects pounce on his body.
He suddenly became anxious, took out a handful of poisonous powder from his clothes, and said angrily: "Guan Gong is playing with a big knife in front of him, I'll kill you!"
"Don't!" Heng knew that something was going to happen when he heard it, and hurriedly shouted.
However, it was too late, and with a wave of his hand, a cloud of poisonous powder dispersed.
The bees, which were ferocious one moment, fell to the ground like rain the next......
Seeing this, he laughed and said, "A group of little bees dare to sting grandpa?"
At this moment, a gust of wind blew, and the poisonous powder rolled back!
His eyes widened as he struggled, and he wailed in his heart, "Isn't it?"
A poisonous gas entered, and he rolled his eyes and almost died on the spot.
He hurriedly pulled out the antidote from his arms, but his hand slipped and the antidote fell to the ground. He wanted to bend over, only to find that he was being carried sideways!
He wanted to say something, but the poison was in his mouth, and the boss with a swollen tongue couldn't say it at all, so he could only scream.
Heng was not idle, as soon as the bee died, he spread his legs and ran away, and said in his mouth: "You speak, don't, ahhhh
Then he pushed open the courtyard door and rushed out.
Yu Huifei and the others stood at the gate, looking at the backs of the two from a distance.
Bai Wuchang asked: "Xiaoyu, can you chase it?"
Yu Huifei shouted: "If you two don't want to die, you'd better get back quickly!"
Turned his head and snorted, "I believe you are a ghost!"
Bang!
The screeching sound of brakes sounded......
Everyone shook their heads and muttered, "Hey, disobedient children have been taught to be human beings by society again." ”
Then the black impermanence passed, and as if picking up garbage, he dragged the two back.
At this time, before he could breathe, Yu Huifei poured the antidote into his mouth, and only then did he pick up a life.
Heng Ze broke his leg and lay on the ground humming and chirping: "Legs, my legs ......"
Then I don't know if it was the poison attack of the pinch or the poison attack of the bee, anyway, he didn't move as soon as he rolled his eyes.
Fortunately, life is still alive and not dead.
Looking at the two unlucky ghosts on the ground, Yu Huifei shook his head and said, "Hey, why bother......"
Yu Huifei looked up at the skimming and asked, "Are you all together?"
"I don't know." ”
Then he turned his head away and said nothing.
Hei Wuchang said: "You still don't admit it? It was these two Wang Balamb who were squatting in the grass that day, she came in, they let off the wind, and they still need to ask about the obvious things?"
While speaking, Hei Wuchang picked up the shovel on the side, and scolded and said: "I didn't catch it last time, let them run away, this time I can't cheapen them, let me get out of the way, I have to bury them today!"
Yu Huifei couldn't cry and laughed: "Brother Hei, as for such a big hatred?"
Hei Wuchang said confidently: "Your black brother and I are jealous and hateful, these two goods are either poisoned or eavesdropped, they are not good birds at first glance, and buried them are considered to eliminate harm for the people." ”
Yu Huifei scratched his head and said, "Brother Hei, I don't believe you, I just want to confirm, are you sure that the two of them are those two?"
At this time, the whistling dog that had gone out for a stroll came back, sniffed the two of them, and closed the coffin and said, "That's right, just these two goods." It tastes exactly the same!"
People in the world may have similar figures.
It is also possible that the smell will be similar.
But if both are similar together, the probability is too low.
Therefore, as soon as the Roaring Sky Dog said this, Yu Huifei believed it.
Then Yu Huifei hurriedly beckoned: "Don't be idle, everyone, hang it up and hang it up!" Brother Hei, hurry up and dig a pit, find a good place, and bury the three of them together. ”
"Haha, Xiaoyu, you're finally smart. I should have listened to your black brother a long time ago, this kind of enemy, if you should bury it, bury it as soon as possible, and there will be less trouble! I'll go to the back mountain to take a look, and find a bad wind ** position for them to bury. to ensure that they will live in dire straits for the rest of their lives...... Oh no, Lao Cui, you can keep an account for them. When they were reincarnated, the arrangements for them were clear.
Brother Niu, Brother Niu!
On the eighteenth floor of hell, you can also make good arrangements. ”
Cui Jue smiled: "Don't worry." ”
The bull head laughed and said: "It must be done, it must come from afar, and it must be arranged clearly!"
Hei Wuchang was extremely happy, took a shovel, and walked away.