Chapter 227: Such Eighteen Layers of Hell
Why is Lao Hei so happy today?" the cowherd, who had just gotten up, rubbed his face and asked.
Bai Wuchang laughed and said, "This guy has proposed to bury people so many times, but Xiaoyu has refused. This time he can finally bury someone, can he not be happy? ”
Everyone was dumbfounded, and if you think about it, this is really the case.
And the glimpse from the tree just looked at it coldly and didn't say a word.
The speed at which the black impermanence dug the pit was very fast, and by noon, the people had already been dragged away.
watched the whole thing, but still didn't say anything.
At night, the wind blows out from the mountains, slightly cool.
The leaves of the old elm tree rattled, and in my sleep, I vaguely heard someone chatting.
When I looked down, it was two night owls, chatting in black and white.
A gust of wind blew, and she was slightly sober, but she didn't dare to move, but chose to continue to pretend to be dizzy.
At the same time, she squinted at the two people below, wanting to hear something useful.
I saw Bai Wuchang ask in surprise, "Really, has the eighteenth layer of hell really been reformed?"
Hei Wuchang said: "Of course it's true, the wasp said it himself." Yesterday you drank too much and fell asleep and didn't hear it. ”
Bai Wuchang said: "The eighteen layers of hell are so miserable, do you still want to change them?"
Hei Wuchang said: "What do you say, it is estimated that the emperor is also tired of it, and wants to play some new tricks." ”
Bai Wuchang asked curiously, "What about ...... What's changed?"
Hei Wuchang smiled: "Well, in fact, there hasn't changed much. The pan is still pan, but it has to be coated with a layer of breadcrumbs before going into the pan. ”
Bai Wuchang was stunned and said, "I'm Cao, KFC?"
Hei Wuchang said: "That's pretty much what it means...... I heard that the taste was still very fragrant, and many of the little ghosts who were doing the experiment at that time cried with hunger. If it weren't for the fear of being sentenced, it is estimated that those evil spirits would have to be eaten. ”
Bai Wuchang was amazed and said, "Damn, this ...... Nima ...... I want to try it. ”
Hei Wuchang smiled: "This is nothing, the most awesome thing is the Daoshan reform." ”
Bai Wuchang looked at Hei Wuchang suspiciously.
Hei Wuchang said: "You also know that the knife on the knife mountain is extremely sharp, and it was basically cut into pieces before the demons climbed up. ”
Bai Wuchang nodded in approval.
"Those who cut it into slices will fall directly into the iceberg hell, where they will sprinkle some dipping sauce stirred with mustard, oops...... Tsk......"
"This ...... This is sashimi, right?" Bai Wuchang said in amazement.
Hei Wuchang said: "This is it. ”
Bai Wuchang was speechless for a while: "What has changed to the tongue-pulling hell?"
"Have you ever eaten spicy duck tongue?"
"What about Scissors Hell?"
"Vinegar soaked phoenix feet!"
"Iron Tree Hell?"
"Xuanhua ham!"
"Steamer Field...... Uh, needless to say, I get it. What has changed to the spring of hell?"
"Pepper preserved eggs. ”
......
The two chatted, and every time Bai Wuchang said the name of hell, it became the name of a dish when he arrived at Black Impermanence.
The skimming hanging from the tree is creepy.
Killing people is not enough, she is not afraid of this. Those who do her job can't be afraid of death. But what about after death?
I wasn't afraid before because she thought that the situation after her death was clear and she was mentally prepared.
But now it seems that this hell is a real hell, not only physically tortured, but also mentally tortured...... This is simply too much.
At this moment, Yu Huifei came and asked, "Are you awake?"
Hei Wuchang said: "No. ”
Yu Huifei said: "Sleep so dead, dead pig, you go get some ants, caterpillars or something to put on her, don't let her sleep too soundly." ”
"Cheng!" Black Impermanence immediately ran out.
After hearing this, he suddenly opened his eyes and scolded angrily: "Yu Huifei, are you still a person?"
Yu Hui said unreasonably: "Why am I not a person? We are hostile relations, it stands to reason that you are going to kill me, and the worst I can catch you is to breed our big wild boar." As a result, I didn't just hang you? I didn't do anything excessive.
But if you want to sleep comfortably, that's not going to work. ”
At this time, Hei Wuchang didn't know where to get a large ball of caterpillars and ran over, and said happily: "Come on, come on, try this! ”
Bai Wuchang said: "Or, I'll get her another snake?"
Yu Huifei glanced at him: "It's too much, it's better for you to get a snake than a mouse." ”
Bai Wuchang said: "Snakes eat mice, it must be lively to put them together." ”
Then the three of them hit it off, Bai Wuchang caught the snake, and Black Wuchang caught the mouse.
Yu Huifei took those caterpillars, came to the skimmer, and then put them on the skimmer's body one by one.
"Don't be afraid, this thing doesn't kill people, it's just a little disgusting. Yu Huifei said.
I closed my eyes and didn't say a word, but my body shook from time to time, obviously this insect still has a great impact on women.
Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "What the hell do you want to know?"
Yu Huifei said: "I just want to know something, something I don't know." ”
Opened his eyes and looked at Yu Huifei and said, "I said it's okay, but ...... You are not allowed to interfere with my death. ”
Yu Huifei heard it and smiled: "It depends on what you say, if what you say is useless, we won't have a place to be angry." When you were alive, we didn't want to go too far because of the laws of the mortal world, but when you died, it was our chassis. ”
stared at Yu Huifei deadly, and finally said: "Most of the things, the point must have been said." I'll be straight to the point, my immediate boss, the Hall Master, is reviving gluttony!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and at the same time, his heart tightened, and he asked, "Where is it?"
He said, "Do you really think that we are here to kill you and write a war letter?" Do you think that we ordinary people can be your opponents?"
Yu Huifei squinted his eyes and said, "You're here to delay time?"
smiled: "Yes, eat a trench and grow a wisdom." You've ruined our plans twice in a row, and there's no way we're going to give you any more chances. ”
Yu Huifei looked at it and said, "Then why did you say it again? Isn't it good to delay for a while?"
Turning his head, he said lightly: "I want to have dignity after death, I don't want to be like what they say." ”
Yu Huifei scratched his head, looked back at the black and white impermanence of a snake and a mouse, and asked, "What did you just say?"
Hei Wuchang scratched his head and said, "I didn't say anything, it's the reform of the underworld, what's wrong?"
Yu Huifei was stunned, and then pulled Hei Wuchang aside and asked for details.
"You're a cook in charge of reform, right?" asked Yu Huifei.
Hei Wuchang scratched his head and said: "I heard that it was an apprentice of the God of Food who came down to experience the suffering of sentient beings, but he didn't experience other suffering, but was extremely sad because he felt that the underworld was a serious waste of ingredients. After returning to the heavenly court, he went to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to cry, make trouble, and hang himself.
Eventually, the Jade Emperor asked him to come down and try it......
And then that's it. ”