Chapter 66: One Move to Kill the Enemy [Ask for Subscription] The First Update
It's still me, don't hang up the phone. I'm talking about really much......
Video?
I'm an old man, how can I video with you?
Anyway, what I'm saying is true.
You...... You let the police go back......?
Hey, you little girl, why don't you believe me?
When your uncle and I were cutting down a street, this ...... It's not a surrender~!
Hey, I won't tell you. ”
The old man gave up, hung up the phone, and watched Yu Huifei in front of him waving the straw in his hand to hit people.
Yu Huifei felt good about him, not like a bad person.
He leaned up curiously: "Young man, why did you beat him?"
Yu Huifei simply told the matter again, and when the old man heard it, he scolded: "I'm Cao!
Then the old man also began to look for things all over the ground.
Yu Huifei asked, "What are you doing?"
The old man said: "I will also find a straw to pump him! Grandma's legs, avenging the traitors, these grandsons, really don't know how we used blood to win the victory." Seeing them spoil the fruits of our victory, I must smoke them today...... You lend me this brick. ”
Yu Huifei hurriedly refused: "This is a big killer, if you are not convinced, let's shoot again." ”
The old man looked around, but didn't find the weapon in his hand, and said angrily: "It doesn't matter if you can't do it, I'll wave your flag and cheer for you!"
Then the old man adjusted the walkman to the public, and then changed the content to: "Peking Opera, a paragraph where Aunt Zhang scolded the traitor in the plain battle"
The old man opened his throat and sang to the side: "Rhetoric, pretending, arsenic wrapped in honey, distinguishing between good and evil, we have clear eyes and see through your ugly prototype, and you are vicious!"
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, this old man really sang like this!
However, Yu Huifei also likes this Peking Opera, and when he was a child, he listened to his grandfather hum, so he subconsciously sang along: "The soldiers are always on our hearts, you burn, kill and rob, and rush to fish and water!"
Then an old man and a young man sang a Peking Opera section scolding traitors, one by one, one by one with a straw crackling, and the dozen or so people who beat were angry!
In the end, Lao Sun couldn't stand it anymore, and turned around and roared: "I'm just helping my brother beat someone, why do I become a traitor?"
Yu Huifei was not happy, picked up the brick and said, "Or, you ask it?"
Lao Sun was obviously blown up, and he also let it go, sat on the ground with his ass, and pointed to his head: "I...... Even if I die today, I won't carry the traitor's pot. ”
When the others heard this, they all stopped, looked back at Yu Huifei, and said indignantly: "That's it, why are we traitors?"
Yu Huifei was happy, facing Lao Sun's head, the straw fell, and Lao Sun grinned at his teeth.
But this guy seems to have really gotten out, and he didn't run away, he just stared at Yu Huifei with big eyes and said, "If you don't give me an explanation today, I'll fight with you." ”
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, then squatted down and asked, "What's the situation, you don't know?"
Yu Huifei took out his mobile phone, opened the webpage, and then opened the forum of the Faculty of Arts.
At this moment, the forum has already exploded.
A message at the top of the forum directly reads: "The thieves are not stopped, this post is immortal." Angry traitors, the school wants to give us an explanation. ”
The popularity of the post is refreshing rapidly, and there are thousands of posts in the blink of an eye.
Click on it and take a look, the first line in the post is: "Delete it!
You have the ability to ban the IDs of all the students in the school. ”
And then there is a video, which is exactly the video of Fangcao making a lot of nonsense, desperately slandering the country and boasting about foreign countries.
It's just that after Yu Huifei appeared, he was mosaiced.
Yu Huifei wiped his nose and said, "This ...... It's detrimental to my glorious image. White blind is so handsome......"
Everyone gave him a roll of the eye and continued to look down.
After watching the video, Yu Huifei said: "What do you say Director Wu is?"
Universities, Faculty of Letters, give birth to the best flowers of the motherland.
He TM asked a public singer to go to the lecture and turn back to the domestic garbage.
Who is this?"
Lao Sun grinned, opened his mouth and scolded: "Cao! This grandson is too TM pit." ”
Others also scolded him: "Is this the work of a human being? Although there is freedom of speech, such a public smear of the country, and the arguments used are either false or one-sided, this person clearly shows that he is deliberately blackmailing the motherland." ”
"It's all about playing with words, and it's really good to use it out of context. ”
"This old lady is not a thing, I also learned to summarize the central idea in elementary school, and I was not led astray by her, this is a standard double-standard dog traitor!"
......
The old man on the side also scolded: "Grandma is a bear, this old thing was put back then, and it directly lit the sky lantern!"
In the end, Lao Sun and the others got up one after another, apologized to Yu Huifei, and then left one by one scolding.
At this moment, a car drove over, Lao Wu got down, and said angrily: "Stinky boy, do you still want to run?!"
Yu Huifei looked at it and was immediately happy: "What's the matter?
Lao Wu looked at Lao Sun who had not gone far and shouted, "Lao Sun, help?"
Lao Sun glanced back at him and said, "Don't force it, I don't know you!"
Another person said: "If you force it again, we will beat you first!"
"Phew! traitor, dog traitor!"
......
"I ......" Director Wu was stunned, he couldn't come back to his senses for a while, looked at Yu Huifei, and then looked at himself, he was decisive, and he turned around and was about to run.
Yu Hui either went up or kicked him to the ground, and then shouted: "Old man, call the police! This drunk ......."
At the same time, Yu Huifei kicked the face of the goods!
There's no way, I can't help it when I see this old thing, and my feet keep greeting him!
The old man picked up his phone again and called the police.
This time it was reported to the traffic police, and the traffic police didn't know that the old man was unreliable, so he came over as soon as possible.
There is no need to blow the tester, because as soon as Lao Wu saw that there were police, he immediately had confidence.
He overturned Yu Huifei and yelled: "Who dares to touch me? Lao Tzu is the head of the university department, Lao Tzu is rich, Lao Tzu,!"
Before he finished speaking, the traffic police glanced at each other and stuffed him directly into the car.
Lao Wu sat in the car and shouted: "Lao Tzu is awesome!"
The traffic police were amused: "You dare to shout at our law enforcement recorder, you are quite awesome." ”
Another traffic policeman found Yu Huifei and asked: "Young man, it's good that you just forcibly detained his heart, but you are involved in restricting personal freedom and personal injury." After all, you don't have the power to enforce the law......"
At this time, the old man spoke: "What kind of law enforcement power? That kid drove into me, and he wanted to beat me, this little guy acted bravely, captured the black-hearted drunk who wanted to run away, the traitor driver, and bravely rescued the hot-blooded old man in danger." I don't think it's too much to send him a pennant for righteousness and bravery, right?"
The old man opened his mouth and talked nonsense, the point is that when the old man is talking nonsense, he has a serious face, and it feels like the real thing.
In order to convince the traffic police, the old man deliberately ran to the front of Director Wu's car and lay down, shouting: "It's just hit here, you can watch it, record it." It would be nice if I could count him as an attempted murder......"
The traffic police are also well-informed, of course they don't believe in this old man's nonsense.
However, the general content is also clearly understood, and there is no embarrassment for Yu Huifu, just let him try not to do it himself in the future.
Yu Huifei also honestly explained the causes and consequences, including the video, to the traffic police.
After listening to this, the traffic police frowned and said: "Now that the law enforcement recorder is on, as an official, I can't swear words, just make eye contact, you know!"
Yu Huifei smiled......
The traffic policeman said: "Young man, you have a good heart, but if you encounter such dangerous people in the future, you should run away as much as possible, don't entangle with them, after all, there is still danger." If you have to do it, when your life is in danger, it is best to kill the enemy with one move......"
Kill the enemy in one move......
Yu Huifei is called a sweat on the door of his head, and sure enough, the people's police are for the people, and what they teach is a good routine.
Seeing the traffic police leave, Yu Huifei yawned and wanted to go back.
As a result, the old man smiled and said, "What are you going to do? It's rare that our brothers have overturned a dog traitor together, why don't we have a drink together to celebrate?"
Being made such a fuss, Yu Huifei couldn't sleep, and this old man was also interesting, so let's just talk.
So Yu Huifei followed the old man back to the guard pavilion at the gate.
The old man took out several bottles of Xiaolang wine, and Yu Huifei ordered some takeaway of grilled skewers and peanuts, and the two of them bragged and drank it.
The old man said that when he was young, he fought a group of people by himself, and Yu Huifei heard it and said in his heart: "Oh, brag to me, right?"
Then Yu Huifei said that he fought more than 20 people by himself, and cut ten streets in one go, without panting.
When the old man heard this, he raised his eyebrows: "I remember wrongly, it was more than 30 people who did it at the beginning." ”
"As soon as you reminded me, old man, I also found that I remembered wrongly, I cut down more than forty people, just one class!" Yu Huifei did not show weakness.
Speaking of this, the old man suddenly stopped saying a word, and looked at Yu Huifei directly.
Yu Huifei's face is not red, and he is not new, so he will be calm.
After a long time, the old man said, "Hey...... You kid can, you don't blush if you brag. ”
Yu Huifei gave his hand: "Each other, the old man has conceded." ”
"Haha...... At the same time, the shameless people of the world, go one!" the old man raised the wine bottle.
Yu Huifei laughed and followed.
It didn't take long for the two of them to drink dizzy, originally sitting across the table, but later, the two directly leaned on their shoulders and backs, and their big tongues were bragging there, asking each other when they would dominate the world.
In the end, the old man shouted: "You kid throws his temper, or else, let's bow to each other!"