Yu Huifei didn't know that the line was wrong, and said, "I think, it's okay!"

Then Yu Huifei found a Guan Gong picture from the mobile phone, and the old man handed over three cigarettes, and the two of them worshiped the Guan Gong picture in the mobile phone, kowtowing and bowing!

The old man said first: "I, Song Tiancheng, am willing to be brothers with my little brother Yu Huifei today!"

Yu Huifei hurriedly said: "I, Yu Huifei, am willing to become brothers with the old man Song Tiancheng next to me today!"

The old man said: "In the future, we will be blessed and enjoy hardships together!"

Yu Huifei also followed: "In the future, we will be blessed and enjoy hardships together!"

The old man continued: "I don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I want to die on the same day and month of the same year!"

Yu Huifei opened his mouth and shouted: "I don't want to be born on the same day, the same month, the same year, but I want ...... Huh?"

Yu Huifei was stunned and asked the old man: "How old are you today?"

The old man said, "Seventy-two, what about you?"

Yu Huifei said: "21......"

The old man pinched his fingers and calculated, you and I should be able to live a long life of 100 years on average, and if you mix with me, you can also be 100 years old.

Why did Yu Huifei think this was so awkward?

But he didn't think much about it, nodded and said, "But please ...... the same year, the same month, and the same day."

"Hey, what are you two doing?" asked someone passing by outside, opening the door.

Yu Huifei was stunned before he finished speaking, the two leaned together, tilted their heads, stared at their eyes and said in unison: "Between brothers, what about worship, is there a problem?"

The other party looked at the furnishings in the room, and then at the two of them, and immediately became happy, waved his hand and said, "You go on...... Hah!"

The man left, and Yu Huifei asked the old man, "Where did you just go?"

The old man thought about it: "That's almost it, only the last sentence remains." I'm old, I'll be your big brother in the future!"

Yu Huifei said: "I'm young, I'll be your second brother in the future!"

After Yu Huifei finished speaking, he looked down at his crotch, why did he feel so awkward?

The old man said with great satisfaction: "Your size is not an insult to the prestige of my second brother." ”

Yu Huifei's face suddenly darkened......

Then the two of them blew again, leaned on it and fell asleep.

As the sky dawned, the two woke up.

Yu Huifei rubbed his head, the events of last night were still vivid. The main thing is the three cigarette butts in the ashtray in front of him, plus the portrait of Guan Gong on the mobile phone reminds him.

Yu Huifei looked at the old man in front of him, crying and laughing for a while...... However, he asked himself if he was immortal, but he was not afraid of the same year and month.

It's just that I don't know if his lifespan can protect the old man and follow him to immortality......

The old man woke up, looked at the ashtray, looked at the mobile phone, and finally smiled: "Although it's a bit ridiculous, but since I said those words to Guan Gong, then we will be brothers in the future." Second brother, what do you think?"

Yu Huifei smiled bitterly: "What else can you see, it all depends on what the eldest brother said." ”

The old man smiled......

Yu Huifei looked at the old man and said, "Big brother, it's almost dawn this day, why don't you have some breakfast together?"

The old man smiled: "Let's go, I know a shop, a decades-old shop." Brother, I'll take you to drink tofu brain, that taste, it's very fragrant!"

Yu Huifei said: "Really? ”

"Are you sweet or salty?" asked the old man.

Yu Huifei said: "I'm a salty party." ”

"My sweet party, you salty party are all monsters. ”

"You sweet party is a monster, unreasonable!"

"Hey, you're still on a par with me, aren't you? Believe it or not, I'm not going to invite you to drink tofu brain. ”

"Count you ruthless...... Still, I think the salty is delicious. ”

"Sweet and delicious!"

"Salty ......"

"Sweet!"

......

An old man and a young man, bathed in the morning sun, disappeared into the street with a long shadow and turned into a small alley.

In the alley, it was bright, and there were already people standing at the door shouting.

A group of old men shuttled among them, some people were drinking tofu brains, some people were eating fried noodles, and there were people talking about cross talk, singing Peking Opera, and playing erhu, the alley was not big, but it was quite lively.

Yu Huifei walked in it, and he actually had the feeling of walking in the sixties and seventies, which was very unique and gave people a spiritual impact.

Although there are great local cultural differences between Northeast China and Beijing, the unique charm that belongs to that era is actually the same.

The two sat down, drank a bowl of tofu brain, listened to a cross talk at the mouth of the alley, and then went to the park on the side to watch a group of uncles play birds and crickets, which was also endlessly fun.

Yu Huifei muttered: "No wonder the children of rich families walked dogs and teased birds back then, this little day...... Well, lazy, too lazy to do anything else. ”

Old Man Song smiled, Yu Huifei saw this, and asked him with a smile what he used to do.

He laughed: "A little soldier working in the government, he has been messing around until today." ”

He didn't elaborate, Yu Huifei didn't bother to ask, if he could get into the position of the security guard of the community, this old man must not be better than his grandfather.

The two quarreled all morning, and finally Yu Huifei yawned goodbye.

After returning to the hotel, Yu Huifei fell asleep, and when he woke up, it was already afternoon.

got up, and Yu Huifei realized that his mobile phone was about to be blown up.

All of them were fought by Keli and Liu Zhuang, the two of them came, and they didn't respond when they knocked on the door.

The two were frightened, and found someone to open the door, and found that Yu Huifei was sleeping like a dead pig, so they didn't bother him.

There is a breakfast in the house, which is cold noodles, and you can eat it anytime.

"These guys are really careful. Yu Huifei muttered, and after eating, he began to be bored again.

took out his mobile phone and flipped through it, but to Yu Huifei's surprise, he turned to the news that Director Wu was expelled.

Seeing this, Yu Huifei smiled, sure enough, if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, you deserve it!

At this time, I can leave the call, and I will go to Wangfujing Snack Street to go around.

Yu Hui is here, and he will definitely go around.

"This is Wangfujing?" Yu Huifei asked with a strange look as he looked at the high-rise streets.

"That's right, this is Wangfujing. Liu Zhuang said.

Yu Huifei shook his head: "I thought this was an old courtyard and a smell of Beijing." As a result, it is the same as the door of our house, which is a pedestrian street lined with high-rise buildings. What's so good about this?"

"When you get to the capital, there are some places that are not very good, but you have to see some of them. Otherwise, you are more or less a pity......" can be detached.

Yu Huifei thinks about it, at least when he goes back in the future, when it comes to Wangfujing, he can say to the outside world, there is nothing to see, just a commercial street.

There is a small road on the side of Wangfujing, which is quite lively, and some people stand at the door of fried sauce noodles and sing the Beijing dialect, calling people to go in and eat.

There are also some small ornaments that specialize in selling certain characteristics, but those things are Yiwu small commodities at a glance and are not valuable.

But here, the price is not cheap......

Ke Lidao: "Just take a look here, don't buy anything." That's all to fool out-of-town tourists...... Pit one is one. ”

There are roast ducks and dog buns in Wangfujing.

Yu Huifei has eaten roast duck, but this dog has not eaten the bun yet.

Keli bought a cage and handed it to Yu Huifei, Yu Huifei said, "Don't you eat it?"

Liu Zhuang smiled: "This thing is no longer the dog that was ignored back then." Now it's really done, and after eating it, the dog doesn't want to take care of it anymore. ”

Yu Huifei tasted it, the oil was very large, the taste was a little heavy, it was very fragrant to eat one, and he was tired of panicking when he ate two, and he wanted to vomit directly after eating too much.

Ke Lidao: "The dog was ignored back then, and it was later bought by a company." It's just that I bought a brand, and the other things have long been broken......"

Liu Zhuang said: "Isn't it?" ”

Yu Huifei nodded, put down the bun and walked around.

And so the day passed.

The next day, Keli and Liu Zhuang took Yu Huifei to the Great Wall.

Standing on the Great Wall, although there are people all around, the feeling is indeed different, a sense of national pride rises, and he always wants to stand on the city wall and roar twice.

Coming down from the mountain and out of the mouth of the Great Wall, Keli and Liu Zhuang went to the toilet.

Yu Huifei was idle, just standing there and waiting.

At this time, an eldest sister came over: "Little brother, are you going down the mountain?"

Yu Huifei nodded.

The eldest sister said: "Take my car, it's very cheap, sixty for one person." ”

Yu Huifei wondered, there are still private jobs in this scenic spot? At the same time, he asked, "Is it far away?"

The eldest sister pointed to the road down the mountain and said, "You see, right? This road goes down, you have to go around a big circle, and you can go through a mountain to get to the place where you climb the mountain." If you want to go down the mountain, you have to go there and gather there, and then take the bus down the mountain......

When you came, didn't you see a notice on it, tell you to go back the way you came, and don't go forward?"

Yu Huifei was stunned, he thought about it carefully, the location of the cable car on the top of the mountain, someone really put a horn there, but he didn't pay attention to what he shouted.

At first, he thought it was to make everyone tired, so he directly spent money on the cable car to go down.

Now that I think about it, I might really want everyone to go back the way they came.

Otherwise, it is not clear why in the second half of the period, there are so many fewer people.

"Meaning, if we don't take your car, we'll be in trouble?" Yu Huifei asked.

The eldest sister shook her head and said happily: "If you don't take the car, it's fine." The eldest sister will not fool you, you go down the mountain from here, it is too far, I suggest you go back the way you came, climb back from the Great Wall......"

When Yu Huifei heard this, his head suddenly became bigger: "We walked all the way for more than two hours, and then I climbed the mountain and climbed back?"

The Great Wall is not flat, and it is tiring to walk on flat ground for more than two hours.

What's more, this section of the Great Wall is undulating, and in some places you have to use both hands and feet.

Along the way, I was excited, I wanted to see the landscape, and I didn't feel tired.

But at the thought of going back, Yu Huifei's brows furrowed into Sichuan characters.

At this time, another tourist came out, and the eldest sister hurriedly stopped them, and those words were also those words.

When a few tourists heard this, they immediately complained: "I didn't see a warning sign on the way to go back, I have to walk back, I'm tired of a ball......"

PS: To prevent brainless trolls, to explain, the following is my personal experience. Don't talk to me about non-existence!