It turns out that this is the so-called mental humiliation, and it is really a good means.

Gu Jiusi was crazy in his heart, the haze hidden in his eyes flashed away, and there was still a just right smile on his face,

"Then there will be work!"

The other party rarely didn't make a big noise, but the little maid holding the hen was embarrassed.

"The monk is the husband of our master, and this voice is laborious, and the slave and maid really dare not be it. ”

As soon as he entered the king's mansion, he was greeted by a short and fat middle-aged man, who was the chief housekeeper in the mansion. Being greeted by him in person also shows the unusualness of this bridegroom's identity.

The round face makes his whole person highlight a kind of blessing, like an inexplicable sense of intimacy.

After the two greeted each other, the formal worship ceremony began.

The housekeeper in the house has more than 100 experiences in the past, and he is already familiar with the process of the wedding.

Different from folk customs, when worshipping in the church, the maid holding the rooster has to retreat, and the groom official himself holds his "daughter-in-law".

The rough chicken feet rubbed against Gu Jiusi's white and tender palm, but fortunately, his adaptability was extremely strong, and he didn't show a trace of abnormality in front of everyone's eyes.

The little maids simply admired the five-body throw of this future male master, and they didn't see the other party's affectionate eyes, their eyes were full of spoiling, and they didn't regret it.

If he wasn't holding a civet chicken in his hand, they would all want to replace the bride who is in place today and become the only and perfect person in each other's eyes.

After the traditional three prostrations, Gu Jiusi finally smelled a breath similar to relief.

"Send it to the cave room. ”

A sharp soprano sounded, and Gu Jiusi finally laughed sincerely. The tear mole under the corner of his eye rose slightly with his smile, and the whole person looked very smart, I don't know how many unmarried girls present have taken the hearts of them.

After smiling for only three seconds, the spirit rooster that had been standing suddenly sat on top of his palm, and the soft golden feathers gently scratched his skin. The dark eyes were covered by the curtains at this time.

Is this asleep? Gu Jiusi's smile did not change, and he didn't take this little thing to heart.

In the next second, a warm and mellow object fell from somewhere in the sky above his palm, Gu Jiusi's face stiffened, and he lowered his eyes.

The chicken didn't know when it stood up, and turned in a different direction, and the tail of the chicken shook at him, and then jumped down from his palm, and all that was left of his palm was a smooth and rounded one

Egg!

Everyone present: "......"

The atmosphere suddenly began to be awkward, after all, the bride was well-informed.

She walked in front of Gu Jiusi, glanced at the egg quietly, and said with a smile,

"Congratulations to Lang Jun, this is a good omen for giving birth to a noble son early. ”

Looking at my sincere eyes, do you believe that it is so lost?

Gu Jiusi showed an embarrassed and polite smile, but still followed her words and relieved the siege.

Jun Yixi, you have money, I put up with it!

And the super-rich monk Jun Yixi, who is known to others as he is hiding in his boudoir, is lying in his boudoir!

"Young lady, do you remember what you are going to do?" a slumped voice sounded in my head, and if you listened closely, you could hear his bitter pleading.

"Sleep!" Jun Yixi blinked innocently, the right side of her shoulder was sore for a long time, and she couldn't help but change the direction and continue to sleep.

The author looked at her lazy reincarnation, and shook the two eyebrows that didn't exist,

"You should go to bed, but before you go to bed?" Don't you want to hug a fragrant cutie?

"Cover the quilt, listen to a little bedtime story, is it just brushing your teeth and washing your face?" Jun Yixi thought seriously for a while before replying, "But I have already brushed my teeth just now." ”

Author: "......"

Do you want to live so nourishingly, have you considered my feelings as a 24-year-old man!

The author took a deep breath to calm down his irritable mood.

"Have you forgotten that you got married today?" The object is still his suave, handsome and handsome son!

"Yes!" Jun Yixi yawned nonchalantly, "since I crossed here, what month have I not been married? ”

At first, I was excited, but then I became numb. The handsome guys are all red-faced and dry-boned, and they can't be seen but eaten.

If you have seen too many beautiful men, it is better to see the comfort of Zhou Gonglai!

Jun Yixi has no doubt that if she continues like this, even if she crosses back, I am afraid that she will have to become a nun, which is all sexual~ cold Hey!

Yes, Jun Yixi is a traverser. Unfortunately, she also inserted a book of cultivating immortals, and also brought the author of this book as her so-called golden finger.

He didn't want to reveal his name, just let Jun Yixi call him the author Jun.

It is not surprising that this is a cool article on cultivating immortals, but it is different from the male frequency cool article that generally collects the harem and then walks to the peak of life in the world. The male protagonist only loves the female protagonist deeply, but the female protagonist is a proper human scumbag.

While falling in love with the male protagonist, he was having an affair with different types of male partners, and then the male protagonist decisively blackened. As we all know, the average blackened character is aimed at destroying the world.

But the male protagonist in this immortal cultivation article may have taken a lot of pills since he was a child, and his brain circuit is obviously different from ordinary people.

The male protagonist chose to concentrate on his career with those men who made him green, and the female protagonist became a little pitiful. But the heroine is at most stepping on twelve boats, and he not only includes those male partners under his command, but also inspires to step on all the outstanding boys in the world. As long as you pedal fast enough, the boat will not capsize.

Sure enough, with the help of many male partners, the male protagonist stood on the highest existence in this world. Taking him as an example, the single aristocratic style instantly swept the continent.

"Hey, are you a single dog?"

"No, I'm not. I'm in love!"

"Oh, then you're a dirt dog!"

Years later, the decline in population has become a major problem for the world.

From this point of view, he has indeed completed the goal of blackening and destroying the world, is this considered a crooked fight?

Then the author Jun inexplicably crossed over.,There is only one condition for wanting to cross back.,That is, let the male protagonist become a straight man with red seedlings.,Let him grow straight and straight.,Get promoted and get rich and marry a wife!

But the author, Jun, is a cute blue child!

The main god may not have thought that the author who likes to write romance Mary Sue is also a man, let the author go to the male protagonist, isn't that a meat bun beating a dog and never going back?

After all, this pure-hearted idea was what he brought to the male protagonist!

After learning from the pain, the main god decided to bring in the first reader of this book, Jun Yixi, who has always wanted to fall in love, can just bring back the male protagonist who has gone astray!

casually fabricated a identity for her, and slipped away in an instant.

Leave Jun Yixi, and take the useless author who has become a system in the wind.

Jun Yixi thought that this was already the limit of blood, but the author Jun once again showed with his actions that he was not negotiable.

He actually forgot the name of the male protagonist!!

I don't know the object, how do you let me cultivate?